Women:
You can't live with them, you can't kill 'em, and you can't dress them up in Nazi uniforms and beat them with warm squash.
Next!............................................. .....................................
Very True. My good friend came home from work early yesterday, went to the doctor, found out he's about to have a nervious breakdown from stress and when he got home his wife told him that she want's a divorce after 20 months of marriage. What a Bitch!:yuk:
Originally posted by cdog
Very True. My good friend came home from work early yesterday, went to the doctor, found out he's about to have a nervious breakdown from stress and when he got home his wife told him that she want's a divorce after 20 months of marriage. What a Bitch!:yuk: That's a blessing! And it reminds me of something.
I can't stand the itching, but I don't mind the swelling!
Ya I told him the best way to get over it is to find some new strange.
I hope he does'nt get that itching problem that you mentioned.
women: the cutest things you ever wanted to strangle
Chris Rock said it best
" FEED ME- **** ME & SHUT THE **** UP"
The green ones are yummy!
Originally posted by LASERRAY
That's a blessing! And it reminds me of something.
I can't stand the itching, but I don't mind the swelling!
Yeah, 20 months won't be so expensive...
Let's hope not. I'm in the middle of selling their home and getting them into a new one. She picked one hell of a time to anounce all of this.
Originally posted by LASERRAY
Women:
You can't live with them, you can't kill 'em, and you can't dress them up in Nazi uniforms and beat them with warm squash.
Next!............................................. ..................................... :frown: :frown: :frown:
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