Democrat or Republican?

[Dr. Eagle]

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?
What with elections coming up, we should all decide.
Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans and Southern Republicans? The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock ...40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or Oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Southern Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click....(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips??"

[Debbolas]

LOL

[Tom Brown]

I'm against violence except for the purposes of entertainment.

[HCS]

BANG!
I'm a dead eye with the gun.
I wouldn't need so many shots to kill him.

[topless]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SeaRayPat]

LMAO TOO!.........

[Jrocket]

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
Were those the Winchester Silver Tips??"
Any info on these bullets?Ive always used hollow points custom made but would sure like to check these out?

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Jrocket
Any info on these bullets?Ive always used hollow points custom made but would sure like to check these out?
I'll ask my son, he is the family gunsmith and paramilitary government guard...

[mirvin]

Originally posted by Tom Brown
I'm against violence except for the purposes of entertainment.
Suddenly I've become madly infatuated with tom brown. Almost like I'm drunk with lust over him.
This doens't sit well with me and it causes me great confusion and discomfort.
I feel funny now.
mirvin

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by mirvin
Suddenly I've become madly infatuated with tom brown. Almost like I'm drunk with lust over him.
This doens't sit well with me and it causes me great confusion and discomfort.
I feel funny now.
mirvin
ROTFLMAO........... Wow that was tough to read and stay composed at work!