The bull frog and the bj

[david_396]

A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.
"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blowjobs!"
"Blowjobs!" the woman replied.
"It hasn't been proven, but we've sold 30 of them this month," the clerk said.
The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true... no more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog.
When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off!.
The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.
In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.
"What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.
The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook... you're gone

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Rotflmao!! :d :d :d

[DeltaSigBoater]

funny stuff...
why is it sometimes the work and sometimes it just shows up : D ?

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

funny stuff...
why is it sometimes the work and sometimes it just shows up : D ?
I am thinking it is because of the ! .. maybe not

[Cheap Thrills]

funny stuff...
why is it sometimes the work and sometimes it just shows up : D ?
:d:d:d
The "D" Need to be in caps.
Loved the joke BTW
T.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

:d:d:d
The "D" Need to be in caps.
Loved the joke BTW
T.
:idea:

[HemiDude]

:hammer2: :hammer2: :hammer2: :messedup:

[RitcheyRch]

Good stuff.

[Devilman]

LMAO, thats pretty damn good.... Here's the Jackie Martling version of that joke:
Drake is a miserably married guy who decides he needs some companionship, so he goes to the pet store.
After hearing his story, the salesman says, "I have a great pet for you---a toothless hamster."
Drakes says, "Nah."
The salesman says, "But it gives great head." Drake agrees to take it home & try it.
His wife screams, "What the f*ck is that thing?"
Drake says, "Never mind what the f*ck it is. Teach it to cook & then get the f*ck out."