Trailer Trash?

[Jbb]

Trailer Park Test
You know you're trailer trash when.....
1. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
5. Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people."
6. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
7. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey watch this."
8. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
9. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
10. Your junior prom had a daycare.
11. You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen start your engines."
12. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
13. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down,depending on how much gas is in it.
14. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
15. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
16. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
17. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
18. You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
19. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
20 . Your front porch collapses and kills more than five dogs.

[spectratoad]

When you and your friend take a picture of yourselves and to verify the date you write today on the paper that you hold up in front of you.

[Blown 472]

spectratoad:
When you and your friend take a picture of yourselves and to verify the date you write today on the paper that you hold up in front of you.

[spectratoad]

Trailer Trash
This one has posted before but it seems fitting It is even better because my Ex's family lives there.
[ April 24, 2003, 10:30 AM: Message edited by: spectratoad ]

[sandyBAREbottom]

Blown 472:
spectratoad:
When you and your friend take a picture of yourselves and to verify the date you write today on the paper that you hold up in front of you. Yor are very hard to figure out. Sometimes
you are very mean and other times you are so nice. I guess you are a little confused.

[topless]

spectratoad:
When you and your friend take a picture of yourselves and to verify the date you write today on the paper that you hold up in front of you. Or maybe when you have eyballs on your avatar that look like they love each other then hate each other.

[Kilrtoy]

When you and your friend take a picture of yourselves and to verify the date you write today on the paper that you hold up in front of you.
What did you want them to put, yesterday, tommorrow or was it actually the date....04/23/03
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