Did you clean those pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.... :crossx:
Ok got this one the other day.
If a fat man grabs you, and stuffs you in a bag, dont be afraid.... I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. :rollside:
Lets hear em. I know you guys of all people have to some rad ones
Did you clean those pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.... :crossx:
Are your legs tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all night.
Do you sleep on your stomach???
No- Can I?
Yes- Wanna sleep on mine
Let's play army, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell out of me.
Was your daddy a thief, how did he stael the stars and put them in your eyes???
BRA
Nice shoes, wanna f*ck? :devil:
Did it hurt?
-what?
When you fell from heaven?
[QUOTE=abraman1326]Do you sleep on your stomach???
Let's play army, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell out of me.
Thats rad. I'll have to remember that one
Is your dad a terrorist, cause your the bomb
Nice shoes, wanna f*ck? :devil:
Did it hurt?
-what?
When you fell from heaven?
im thinkin the shoe ones gonna win.... :idea:
Excuse me do you have any German in you?
No...
Would you like some
My sister and her husband met at a party when they were in high school, and this was the first thing he said to her.
If yo had two balls on your chin what would you say
I dont know
You wouldn't say anything because my Di$k would be in your mouth!
They have now been married for 14 years!
If I can't have your virginity, can I at least have the box it came in?