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Fitting!You realise this might give blown a hard on!:idea:
*/Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and the Hunchback of Notre Dame were all
talking one day.
Sleeping Beauty said, 'I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in
the>world.'
Tom Thumb said, 'I must be the smallest person in the world.'
The Hunchback of Notre Dame said, 'I absolutely have to be the ugliest
person in the world.'
So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to
Have their claims verified.
Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy. 'It's
official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world.'
Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphantly, 'I a m now officially the
smallest person in the world.'
Sometime later, the Hunchback of Notre Dame comes out looking utterly
confused and says, 'Who is Rosie O'Donnell?'
/*
Let's all raise pigs!!!!! Interesting.....
Here's a great answer to the problem of the suicide bombers.
Fighting Swine with Swine by Hal Lindsey
It is still unclear exactly how to best fight against an enemy who wants
to be killed. During World War II, we faced a similar enemy in the
Japanese Imperial Forces, but they were concentrated on islands where we
could fulfill their death wish without hurting anybody else, whereas many
of the terrorists live among us.
In the light of that, we need to fight Muslims back with religiously
effective weapons.
Israeli police are considering using bags of pig lard in buses and other
places to deter Muslim suicide bombers. In fact, the proposal has
received the approval of the Jerusalem rabbinate
Rabbi Eliezer Moshe Fisher, of the Jerusalem Rabbinical Court, ruled
yesterday that "there is no Halachic ban on using bags of lard in buses
and other places" when saving lives is concerned. The Halachic permit
says bags of lard may be used in any place that might be a target for
suicide bombings, such as schools, shopping malls and railway stations.
The rabbi also said that if the police do not use pig fat in buses, tens
of thousands of ultra-Orthodox Jews will arm themselves with spray guns
filled with liquid lard to be used against terrorists.
Strict Muslim tradition holds that any Muslim who comes in contact with a
pig before dying will be denied access to heaven.
"If bags of pig lard will prevent zealous Moslem terrorists from carrying
out attacks, I'm all for it," said Deputy Internal Security Minister
Ya'acov Edri (Likud) in response to the plan.
In October, former Chief Rabbi Mordehai Eliyahu and Kiryat Arba's Chief
Rabbi Dov Lior gave their endorsement to a proposal to test the use of
wild pigs in detecting terrorist infiltrators and explosives in West Bank
communities.
The idea is not a new one.
Last year, the Russians began wrapping the bodies of Chechen terrorists
in pigskin before burial. It has had a significant effect on acts of
terrorism against the Russian state by Islamic terrorists.
Since the Muslim fundamentalists launch their suicide attacks against the
U.S. and Israel because of their firm belief that they will immediately
go to Paradise to be welcomed by their 72 black-eyed virgins, it follows
that they would be terrified by anything that their religious faith tells
them would prevent them from going to Paradise.
A devout Muslim fundamentalist does believe that if he touches anything
from a pig at death, his is doomed forever. So may I introduce the new
Secret super-weapon against Muslim Terroristsmissiles and airburst bombs
filled with pig parts. There should be special public ceremonies in which
our bullets are baptized in pigs blood.
I really do believe that this would immediately suppress their Jihad
fervor and strike terror into their hearts. Nations like Italy and Poland
that produce a large amount of pig products would be only too glad for us
to have the pig manure and other by-products for use in anti-Jihad
weapons.
One could call it fighting swine with swine.
Nice post thanks!
One of the 72 virgins no doubt.
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I have always believed that all islamic suicide bombers remains should be burried in a container filled with offal left over from pig processing plants. In addition, the body (or it's pieces) should be faced away from Mecca.
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Looks like a pic of John Belushi, after a night out with Mickey Mantle.
One ugly mofo
Isn't that the big feral hog the 11 year killed with a pistol in AL last month?????
On second thought the feral hog only weighed 1000 lbs and wasn't near that ugly........
Don't you wish you had Trump's email. The Donald would probably pay pretty good for the laugh.:devil:
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