Have you ever considered the idea of going to the bar after work, get a nice buzz going, drive to a toy store and picking up a suit of studded leather, chrome snaffle rings, hobnail boots, and then finally stomping into the house, rip your wife's clothes off, grab her hips and pound the pipe into her like you're an angry bull, just bolted from another pasture after goring the farmer and knocking down the fence. I'm talking about throwing down on her like a semi-tractor bumping an orange traffic cone. Pay no attention to the kids. Let them run for their lives or stay and watch. When it's all done, say "I am Funkcity and I have a penis."
Think about it.
THIS,... This is why I pledge my respect to this man!!
This is the stuff I was talking about in your call out thread!
MASTER!!
Tommy