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Kim Hanson
07-19-2004, 01:07 PM
I hope this hasn't been on here allready :D .....( . )( . ).....
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.
GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) Its frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.
SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a driver's license.
At age 20 success is . . . having sex.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . . having sex.
At age 70 success is . . . having a driver's license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.

mirvin
07-19-2004, 01:13 PM
Crappo that's funny Hanson!!
"You can't trust dogs to watch your food"!!!:D :D
mirvin;)

hoolign
07-19-2004, 01:21 PM
that's pretty damn good.
not workin kimmy?

Kilrtoy
07-19-2004, 02:05 PM
That is some good stuff:D

Kim Hanson
07-19-2004, 02:19 PM
Originally posted by hoolign
that's pretty damn good.
not workin kimmy?
Today was my last day on Holidays, got the(V-Drive ) all cleaned up yesterday to hit the water all day today and it ****ing rained all day today. God I love the praries, it was to 29 C today.....( . )( . ).....I will get to go test out the 3 bilge pumps I put in her yesterday though, should shot like im going to put out a fire somewhere :D
The Hst is running so good, I got kicked off Candle Lake in 3 hrs...Told me to loud and too fast, go figure eh!:D