Internet terror and the Tex/oma connection.

[Lake Pirate]

Hello infidels. Klaatu barada nicto.
It is only a matter of time before I am in control of your hedonistic television, as well as your ungodly use of internet titillation. I am not THE god however, I am your god. At least until Allah rises and claims the chosen ones.
I am in control now and will only forgive those whom toss me thirteen virgins. (Doesn't have to be virgins and boob jobs are acceptable as long as they aren't over done.) Other than that, there is no recourse to defend yourselves.
The republican brain trust has chosen your internet playground to pass off their secret messages and purpetuate the great Republican Conspiracy. On your knee's!!!
(Of course there's the off chance I am completely full of shit and can barely check my own email?)

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Lake Pirate
Hello infidels. Klaatu barada nicto.
This is a test, what movie is that quote from....;)

[Kilrtoy]

Were all DOOOOMED:eek: :eek!: :eek!: :eek!: :eek!: :eek!:

[Lake Pirate]

...and what was the robots name? No peeking!

[Dr. Eagle]

Gort... or Goat... or something like that.

[PHX ATC]

I'm heading for the hills now.
I hope they have internet there.:D

[Dr. Eagle]

Well... Gort could have used his heat ray to melt the Hot Boat servers... but I never knew he was islamic...:D

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by hugh jascock
the day the earth stood still!:)
Give that man a cupie doll....:cool:

[Lake Pirate]

Robot...godot? see the connection?
Robots abstain from sex, fight all the time, can stand in the sun for extended periods of time, follow one autocratic leader and are fanatically devoted to one maniac. Gort wanted a jihad with the American army and really like silence. I'm tellin' ya... he was a muslim!

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Lake Pirate
he was a muslim!
With a big scary heat ray...:eek:

[mirvin]

Whatever you say there, GIRLIE MAN!!
mirvin;)

[Lake Pirate]

Girlie Man? My... you do have a way with the english language? Maybe we should dub thee the "fontmeister?"

[Froggystyle]

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
This is a test, what movie is that quote from....;)
I think that "Army of Darkness" quoted it as well, just before Ash grabs the Necronomicon.

[mirvin]

Originally posted by Lake Pirate
Girlie Man? My... you do have a way with the english language? Maybe we should dub thee the "fontmeister?"
It was a joke wiesenheimer:D Maybe the Governator isn't national news.......
mirvin;)

[Lake Pirate]

Now that you mention it...isn't "girlie man" a Hans and Franz aside?
Sorry...I'm usually under attack by a barrage so I'm quick to come back. Odds are I'll make at least one mistake? :D