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Kilrtoy
07-19-2004, 06:17 PM
She said If I dont buy her the boat she wants during the off season, SHE IS LEAVING ME.........
This could be a good thing.....:D

JetBoatRich
07-19-2004, 06:19 PM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
She said If I dont buy her the boat she wants during the off season, SHE IS LEAVING ME.........
This could be a good thing.....:D
Not sure it applies here; Cheaper to Keep Her:rolleyes:

dicudmore
07-19-2004, 06:20 PM
me thinks he meant good thing that he gets a new boat ;)

dicudmore
07-19-2004, 06:22 PM
we can give her a demo ride in my 29 Cheetah if you don't have an extra couple hundred grand laying around for the DCB

LASERRAY
07-19-2004, 06:22 PM
I wish my wife would give me an option like that.;)

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
07-19-2004, 06:24 PM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
She said If I dont buy her the boat she wants during the off season, SHE IS LEAVING ME.........
This could be a good thing.....:D
mmmmm say it aint so
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1616Dcp_0563-med.jpg

Kilrtoy
07-19-2004, 06:35 PM
Yep,
That is one of the culprits fault right above and another one is Budget Baller, MrsFlyinvee and the biggest one KPHAYS.....

Sandbar Junkies
07-19-2004, 06:35 PM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
She said If I dont buy her the boat she wants during the off season, SHE IS LEAVING ME.........
This could be a good thing.....:D
Hey Miguel I may not have a shockwave but if she wants tell her I will order her a brand new Bayliner Today.
Come on over baby Daddys home.:D
I have to go remove all the glasses out of the kitchen. :confused:

Havasu Hangin'
07-19-2004, 06:45 PM
This guy is selling...
http://server1.offshoreonly.com/geoclassifieds/classifieds.php?a=2&b=1277

Thunder Struck
07-19-2004, 06:47 PM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
She said If I dont buy her the boat she wants during the off season, SHE IS LEAVING ME.........
This could be a good thing.....:D
Kilrtoy, tell her that new 44 Marine Technology would be a good one!!

Infomaniac
07-19-2004, 06:47 PM
I guess it all depends on what boat she wants. :confused: :confused:

Kilrtoy
07-19-2004, 06:50 PM
What she wants
A Cig TG
What she will settle for somewhere in the 26-29' cat range
but Im a tight ass and wont spring for it......

Havasu Hangin'
07-19-2004, 06:52 PM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
What she wants
A Cig TG
Did you read all that ad?

XtrmWakeborder
07-19-2004, 07:00 PM
Originally posted by Havasu Hangin'
Did you read all that ad?
LOL! "Bitch, I mean wife forces sale" kinda the opposite thing goin on here..its a sign

Kilrtoy
07-19-2004, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by Havasu Hangin'
Did you read all that ad?
She said it was too old.........

Mandelon
07-19-2004, 07:21 PM
She'll be sayin that about you next......:eek: :D

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
07-19-2004, 07:23 PM
Originally posted by Mandelon
She'll be sayin that about you next......:eek: :D
:eek: Better run out and get that boat,

Kilrtoy
07-19-2004, 07:24 PM
Here she is doing research.....
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/111P1010058-med.JPG

Havasu Hangin'
07-19-2004, 07:25 PM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
She said it was too old.........
Not the boat...the "bitch, I mean wife forces sale..." part.
Man...I gotta explain ALL my jokes around here?

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
07-19-2004, 07:27 PM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
Here she is doing research.....
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/111P1010058-med.JPG
What research, all I saw was the thong:eek:

dicudmore
07-19-2004, 07:40 PM
Originally posted by SHAKE-YO-AZZ
What research, all I saw was the thong:eek:
mmm hmmm

XtrmWakeborder
07-19-2004, 07:43 PM
Originally posted by SHAKE-YO-AZZ
What research, all I saw was the thong:eek:
lol same here

hd&boatrider
07-19-2004, 07:53 PM
Go and get her what she wants KT.....lol

dmontzsta
07-19-2004, 07:54 PM
haha...she is a fine piece Kilr, you BETTER take care of her. :)
I was just threatened too, but it went like this...
Me: "Just be quiet and let me eat, quit blabbing"
Her: "Mother ****er, do you want me to stab you with this fork? cause I will, talk nicer or shut the **** up"
Me: "Ok"
:cool:

Dr. Eagle
07-19-2004, 07:56 PM
Originally posted by dmontzsta
Her: "Mother ****er, do you want me to stab you with this fork? cause I will, talk nicer or shut the **** up"
Me: "Ok"
:cool:
Hmmmmm Ever considered counseling?;)

hd&boatrider
07-19-2004, 07:56 PM
Originally posted by dmontzsta
haha...she is a fine piece Kilr, you BETTER take care of her. :)
I was just threatened too, but it went like this...
Me: "Just be quiet and let me eat, quit blabbing"
Her: "Mother ****er, do you want me to stab you with this fork? cause I will, talk nicer or shut the **** up"
Me: "Ok"
:cool:
That's funny....
You know I really don't see the problem here. KT gets a bigger boat and gets to KEEP that beautiful wife? WTF am I missing here :)

dmontzsta
07-19-2004, 07:59 PM
Originally posted by hd&boatrider
That's funny....
You know I really don't see the problem here. KT gets a bigger boat and gets to KEEP that beautiful wife? WTF am I missing here :)
haha, I am with you on that one.
It is like my lady telling me "you better build a stronger motor or I am leaving you" haha, ok...time to build...uhhh...thanks babe. :p

MRS FLYIN VEE
07-19-2004, 08:18 PM
Hey Kilrtoy.. I had nothin to do with her liking the ride we gave her.. LOL!!
tell her to look no more.. she can get rid of you stay on our boat.. and have me.. what more could she want.. LOL!! :p :D

Kilrtoy
07-19-2004, 08:20 PM
Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
Hey Kilrtoy.. I had nothin to do with her liking the ride we gave her.. LOL!!
tell her to look no more.. she can get rid of you stay on our boat.. and have me.. what more could she want.. LOL!! :p :D
She said cute, but is Jamie willing to share the HAIRLESS KITTY

MRS FLYIN VEE
07-19-2004, 08:21 PM
of course.. Hairless Kitty loves to get wet.. :p :D

Kilrtoy
07-19-2004, 08:25 PM
Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
of course.. Hairless Kitty loves to get wet.. :p :D
Yeah Baby, that is what she likes to hear....

MRS FLYIN VEE
07-19-2004, 08:28 PM
I thought she would like that.. :p :p :D

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
07-19-2004, 09:50 PM
Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
Hey Kilrtoy.. I had nothin to do with her liking the ride we gave her.. LOL!!
tell her to look no more.. she can get rid of you stay on our boat.. and have me.. what more could she want.. LOL!! :p :D
I would like to be the meat in that sandwich ;)

JustMVG
07-20-2004, 02:13 AM
This can't be happening, why oh why can't i have a wife like that, yeah Mrs. K is beautiful w/o a doubt, but just once i would love to have Margaret say yes to me @ the boat show, "Bigger boat ,ok honey go order it" , thats similar to what she told me last week at the Honda Dealer, i should be getting my CBR1000RR by Sept. cheaper than a boat by a longshot, and just as much fun in the right situations, but just once at the Boat show, just once or am i asking for too much??
Mike VG

LUVNLIFE
07-20-2004, 03:29 AM
That's why they serve alcahol at the boat show, so you can hear things like that.:D

bear down
07-20-2004, 04:26 AM
Now that Mrs. K has mentioned her wanting a new boat you have hit a point of no return.....Good luck and I want to wish you congrats on your upcoming new boat!!:D ...With the new boat this just means you need to come out to Havasu more often.

vodkarocks
07-20-2004, 08:53 AM
What she wants
A Cig TG
What she will settle for somewhere in the 26-29' cat range
but Im a tight ass and wont spring for it......
Sorry KT but from the pics I've seen your wife is the one with a tight ass:D

manuel
07-20-2004, 09:39 AM
Don't be a girlyman, buy her the boat, BUT make sure and get a post-nup signed so you keep it just in case, (I like the Cafe Racer better):D

TIBURON
07-20-2004, 11:49 AM
Buy her my boat she'll love it.
28 Daytona with 850 ponies

MagicMtnDan
07-20-2004, 11:53 AM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
My wife just threatened me.
Maybe she'll give you a bust in the mouth? :D Or two? :D :D You got it rough dude. :cool:

Kilrtoy
07-20-2004, 03:36 PM
Sorry KT but from the pics I've seen your wife is the one with a tight ass LOL
Don't be a girlyman
With that much cash IM a BIG GIRLIE MAN
Maybe she'll give you a bust in the mouth? Or two? You got it rough dude
She tried that its not working

Kilrtoy
07-20-2004, 03:51 PM
I think her titties were hanging in back of your boat for awhile and I was drinking beer in front of your boat....:D

Charley
07-20-2004, 03:52 PM
hey.... i'm getting a new F-29.... maybe i should let her pick the gel coat/colors just in case things dont work out.... JK ;):D

MagicMtnDan
07-20-2004, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by titties and beer
WILL YOU SHOW HER A PIC OF MY BOAT ;) ;) ;) :D THANK YOU:D
Great boat but looks like sausage fest day :D
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=801909

Kilrtoy
07-20-2004, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by Charley
hey.... i'm getting a new F-29.... maybe i should let her pick the gel coat/colors just in case things dont work out.... JK ;):D
Charley GO AWAY, The Vee's already ruined her, she does not need anymore encouragement. Actually she already has the paint job, She is stuck on two different ones....

Charley
07-20-2004, 03:57 PM
tell her to show me the paint job... im all about stealing paint jobs just ask Toby!

Kilrtoy
07-20-2004, 04:02 PM
here she is T&B with GROUPIE 1 in tow
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1566OP6C_012-med.jpg

XtrmWakeborder
07-20-2004, 04:05 PM
Originally posted by Charley
hey.... i'm getting a new F-29.... maybe i should let her pick the gel coat/colors just in case things dont work out.... JK ;):D
Have you decided on the motor set-up yet?

Essex502
07-21-2004, 06:41 AM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
She said If I dont buy her the boat she wants during the off season, SHE IS LEAVING ME.........
This could be a good thing.....:D
Do you always lisp? :D

Charley
07-21-2004, 07:15 AM
Originally posted by XtrmWakeborder
Have you decided on the motor set-up yet?
Teague 800's/Single Whipple 3.3 w/efi... Detuned a bit on boost...
1 Year Warranty, Yeah!!!
:D
Sorry KT, not trying to hijack yer thread ;)