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HighRoller
07-21-2004, 11:24 PM
Since someone decided to have a thread about how to compose poetry to kill time on the way to the river, I thought I'd share my all time favorite bar game. It's called barstool poetry. You get a big piece of paper and start with one person. He decides on a subject and writes it down. Usually, personal issues are best. Once he puts down a subject he passes it on. Each person gets a maximum of two lines. The next person must follow the format and must end with a rhyme. Limericks work the best, usually. Imagine being drunk off your ass and trying to find a word that rhymes with clitoris...........the hilarity that follows is priceless!!:D

Sleek-Jet
07-21-2004, 11:34 PM
Dolores. :D

Froggystyle
07-22-2004, 06:25 AM
Natasha and Boris?

Huckleberry
07-22-2004, 07:07 AM
I'll start off with the topic
One Day at the Tar Pits...

topless
07-22-2004, 08:23 AM
RiverDave did the splits

chub
07-22-2004, 08:32 AM
it sent the crowd into fits.

MRS FLYIN VEE
07-22-2004, 08:35 AM
they wondered if they prefer clits over tits.. :D

topless
07-22-2004, 08:36 AM
So they took a poll and were really on a roll

MRS FLYIN VEE
07-22-2004, 08:38 AM
and pulled out this huge ass dildo..:p

topless
07-22-2004, 08:47 AM
It was long and flexy, big and sexy.

LaveyJet
07-22-2004, 09:19 AM
Gave one girl an apolexy!
He picked it up and began the show,

topless
07-22-2004, 09:21 AM
the proper usage on a ho:D

BarryMac
07-22-2004, 03:44 PM
she said hit this a** and don't go slow...

Huckleberry
07-22-2004, 03:47 PM
cuz if you don't, you'l get no mo!

LaveyJet
07-22-2004, 03:52 PM
He gave it to her once, he gave it to her twice

throwerb
07-22-2004, 03:52 PM
So he hit it fast and then real slow.

MRS FLYIN VEE
07-22-2004, 03:53 PM
cause he didn't want to hurt the ho.

BarryMac
07-22-2004, 03:53 PM
all while slapping her fat ass ho...

mickeyfinn
07-22-2004, 04:03 PM
Deeper and deeper he continued to push, til he pushed through her ass and came out her bush.

throwerb
07-22-2004, 04:11 PM
When he came out her bush she started to scream, I"m covered all over with sticky cream.

MRS FLYIN VEE
07-22-2004, 04:14 PM
he said it was sticky he said it was gooey.. he thought her end was pretty chewy

mickeyfinn
07-22-2004, 04:16 PM
decided it was good but a little bit tart. He spread her legs,pointed his tongue when she let a great FART!!

MRS FLYIN VEE
07-22-2004, 04:18 PM
he said with a gasp.. whats thats smell that came outta yer ass..

throwerb
07-22-2004, 04:19 PM
Fart she did it was full of air, came out so fast that it parted his hair.

mickeyfinn
07-22-2004, 04:20 PM
This smell was awful. He rolled onto his side. Looked up and said "DAMN GIRL WHAT CRAWLED UP IN YOU AND DIED?"

throwerb
07-22-2004, 04:23 PM
She said back, that nothing had died, that was just breakfast, the egg she'd fried.

mickeyfinn
07-22-2004, 04:24 PM
If you think that was bad you better go to town. I also had a bran muffin from a man named Tom Brown.

MRS FLYIN VEE
07-22-2004, 04:25 PM
upside down brown has a frown,, right side up well he likes to f**k..

mickeyfinn
07-22-2004, 04:26 PM
But His girl had dropped him so decided to try out a duck.

throwerb
07-22-2004, 04:27 PM
A muffin you had from a man named brown, in that case darlin I'll still go down.

MRS FLYIN VEE
07-22-2004, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by mickeyfinn
But His girl had dropped him so decided to try out a duck.
he said your shit outta luck you can't f u ck a duck ..

welk2party
07-22-2004, 04:31 PM
So what the F**ck, my new name is chuck.

MRS FLYIN VEE
07-22-2004, 04:32 PM
chuck is a slut and has no problem greasin it up

mickeyfinn
07-22-2004, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by welk2party
So what the F**ck, my new name is chuck.
So he decided the hell with this nasty phuck. The next girl he found would just have to suck.

MRS FLYIN VEE
07-22-2004, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
chuck is a slut and has no problem greasin it up

mickeyfinn
07-22-2004, 04:38 PM
so he bends her over to try and make a pup.

Bense468
07-22-2004, 05:08 PM
but he slips and misses and hits her in the butt

BarryMac
07-23-2004, 06:21 AM
he buried it deep as she wimpered out loud...
gjb

mickeyfinn
07-23-2004, 12:06 PM
I came so hard I feel like I'm floating on a cloud.

TRIMM MANN
07-23-2004, 12:11 PM
I want it some more so I can scream real loud.

mickeyfinn
07-23-2004, 12:12 PM
Come on hit it harder baby, make momma proud.

throwerb
07-23-2004, 12:39 PM
Make momma proud you know I will, but first slip me another hundred dollar bill.

mickeyfinn
07-23-2004, 03:53 PM
After all this sex I am a little bit rank. What else would you expect from a C-note skank?

alfonzo
07-23-2004, 05:01 PM
One more favor..can you suck on my CRANK??

MRS FLYIN VEE
07-23-2004, 05:09 PM
she said only if you change your name to big shlong frank..

mickeyfinn
07-23-2004, 06:08 PM
So big schlong frank opened his pants and out came the head of his superior wank.

throwerb
07-23-2004, 06:47 PM
His superior wank it really stank, so she said do it yourself frank, yank Frank Yank.

TRIMM MANN
07-23-2004, 11:22 PM
Ok, A new one.
There once was a man from Nantucket.........

mickeyfinn
07-24-2004, 12:06 AM
He beat the trim man with a bucket.

throwerb
07-24-2004, 06:21 AM
The Trimm Mann said oh hell, and hit Mickey with a pail,:D and now their both posting directly from jail. :(

TRIMM MANN
07-25-2004, 04:35 PM
I sit here from jail and post...Can anyone help me with my bail?