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Boatcop
07-22-2004, 02:39 PM
With all the problems coming up with various consumer goods lately, I think it's about time for some new slogans.
Here's a few to start:
Firestone Tires: Where The Roof Meets The Road!
KFC: It's Chicken Kicken' Good!
:D
Any more?

Desert Rat
07-22-2004, 02:44 PM
Jimmy Dean Pure Pork Sausage
You get the loin, the groin and the upper anus muscles:D

LaveyJet
07-22-2004, 02:47 PM
FORD Trucks, built Ford wimpy

Desert Rat
07-22-2004, 02:51 PM
Originally posted by LaveyJet
FORD Trucks, built Ford wimpy
Chevy's
Bowties are for NERDS :D

Huckleberry
07-22-2004, 03:00 PM
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/2550Condoms-med.jpg

Stupid Fast
07-22-2004, 03:14 PM
Originally posted by Huckleberry
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/2550Condoms-med.jpg
That is funny!:D :D :D :D

repo man
07-22-2004, 03:17 PM
samuel adams ''we'll never have a spanish slogan on our bottle''

Lightning
07-22-2004, 03:18 PM
Cobra Boats: "Splashing the custom boat market at a Revolutionary rate"

Huckleberry
07-22-2004, 03:21 PM
Originally posted by Lightning
Cobra Boats: "Splashing the custom boat market at a Revolutionary rate"
Oh Chit!!!
POPCORN! GET YER POPCORN HERE! ICE COLD BEER ONLY THREE BUCKS!

MagicMtnDan
07-22-2004, 03:31 PM
:Dhttp://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=805699

MagicMtnDan
07-22-2004, 03:33 PM
Anotherhttp://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=805705

MagicMtnDan
07-22-2004, 03:34 PM
.http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=805707

MagicMtnDan
07-22-2004, 03:35 PM
.http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=805716

LASERRAY
07-22-2004, 03:35 PM
Oakland Raiders - Commitment To Excrement!

MagicMtnDan
07-22-2004, 03:36 PM
.http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=805719

MagicMtnDan
07-22-2004, 03:37 PM
.http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=805723

MagicMtnDan
07-22-2004, 03:55 PM
.http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=805770

MagicMtnDan
07-22-2004, 03:55 PM
.http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=805774

MagicMtnDan
07-22-2004, 03:56 PM
.http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=805777

MagicMtnDan
07-22-2004, 03:57 PM
.http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=805779

Ziggy
07-22-2004, 03:58 PM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
Oakland Raiders - Commitment To Excrement!
Now thats funny:D :D

MagicMtnDan
07-22-2004, 04:01 PM
.http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=805785

MagicMtnDan
07-22-2004, 04:02 PM
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=805789

MagicMtnDan
07-22-2004, 04:03 PM
.http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=805792

throwerb
07-22-2004, 04:03 PM
Viagra, you better hope she says yes.

Froggystyle
07-22-2004, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by Lightning
Cobra Boats: "Splashing the custom boat market at a Revolutionary rate"
Oooooooohhhhh. Snap!

MRS FLYIN VEE
07-22-2004, 04:07 PM
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/719lick_a_chick.bmp

ratso
07-22-2004, 06:07 PM
A body shop down the road from me has a sign that says "We Make Friends By Accident"

Krazy K
07-22-2004, 06:32 PM
http://us.f2.yahoofs.com/users/3ff241a8_9e9e/bc/6772/__sr_/d9e4.jpg?phqxHABBN5p2XrtP
http://us.f2.yahoofs.com/users/3ff241a8_9e9e/bc/6772/__sr_/51c8.jpg?phqxHABBjCRXE0Fc
http://us.f2.yahoofs.com/users/3ff241a8_9e9e/bc/6772/__sr_/d29f.jpg?phqxHABBjF_EyIP5

Krazy K
07-22-2004, 06:35 PM
http://us.f2.yahoofs.com/users/3ff241a8_9e9e/bc/6772/__sr_/f5bc.jpg?phqxHABBnTOU6e1n
http://us.f2.yahoofs.com/users/3ff241a8_9e9e/bc/6772/__sr_/eef3.jpg?phqxHABB95HR48Zj
http://us.f2.yahoofs.com/users/3ff241a8_9e9e/bc/6772/__sr_/293b.jpg?phrxHABBCiJNoVyP

XtrmWakeborder
07-22-2004, 06:47 PM
Originally posted by Lightning
Cobra Boats: "Splashing the custom boat market at a Revolutionary rate"
LOL!

FastTimmy
07-23-2004, 09:04 AM
I saw a sticker on a dodge diesel truck the other day that said:
I would rather be COMMEN then STROKENÂ…