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K9Blitz
07-22-2004, 04:17 PM
I was enjoying cold beverage at the end of the day in the no wake zone by the dam on Lake Mohave. Some knucklehead idles close to me and says, "Hey, hey...do you have a fire extinguisher?" I quickly adjust to a no nonsense rescue mode and my girlfriend shoots over to turn the stereo down so we could hear how to help these people. The knucklehead says it again, "do you have a fire extinguisher?" I get up to grab mine while yelling back that of course I have one. This idiot now points at my boat and says, "it's your boat... you've got flames painted on your hull."
Wow... I couldn't stop laughing. He got me good. In fact, he left before I could ask if he had a bullet proof vest.
I vote for mandatory knucklehead screening before allowing anyone on the lake.

MRS FLYIN VEE
07-22-2004, 04:20 PM
LMAO!! I would have been pissed then I would have laughed.. it's sounds so stupid ... it's kind of funny.. :D :D

Kilrtoy
07-22-2004, 04:21 PM
The story had me going:eek:

mickeyfinn
07-22-2004, 04:22 PM
at least he didn't ask if you had prince albert in a can.

clownpuncher
07-22-2004, 04:25 PM
You know, being in the fire suppression and prevention profession, I don't find that humor the least bit funny. That guy could have caused a real panic and made you spill your beer or something horrible like stub your little tow, or break a nail while trying to get the extinguisher. It's irresponsible jerks like that.........................
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That made me lmao just now :D

Ultracrazy
07-22-2004, 04:26 PM
You sure he wasn't talking to the other 200 boats that have flames painted on them????????

clownpuncher
07-22-2004, 04:26 PM
Musta been an off-duty fireman fuggin wit da copper :p :D

Ultracrazy
07-22-2004, 04:27 PM
Damn hose draggers :rolleyes: :D

clownpuncher
07-22-2004, 04:32 PM
Originally posted by Ultracrazy
Damn hose draggers :rolleyes: :D
Obviously there's more LE on the boards than we think ;) :D

b's sanger
07-22-2004, 04:35 PM
Could have been a real tradegy, you could have fallen overboard without your floatees:eek!: We would have to change your nicknmae from Captain Flounder to Anchor Boy:D :D :D

Ultracrazy
07-22-2004, 04:36 PM
Hehehehe...........damn LE's :wink:

Ultracrazy
07-22-2004, 04:38 PM
Or, he could have fallen overboard and had his GF save him with HER floatees:D :D :D :D

b's sanger
07-22-2004, 04:42 PM
Sounds like he has been on a leash lately anyway, GF could just pull him back to the boat and into the live bait tank:idea:

Ultracrazy
07-22-2004, 04:45 PM
Yep.......I think that collar is getting kinda tight for the hairless wonder :p

MRS FLYIN VEE
07-22-2004, 04:46 PM
:eek: maybe he is better off .. overboard.. LOL!!:D

Ultracrazy
07-22-2004, 05:30 PM
Hmmmmmm.......I wonder where K9 is.......maybe taking a bubble bath with his floaties on?:confused: Or is he adjusting his camel toe :D

b's sanger
07-22-2004, 05:30 PM
Who knows? Maybe the GF will allow him permission to post to this thread and defend himself, Naaa, more likely he's overboard alredy :cry: :cry: :cry:

clownpuncher
07-22-2004, 05:32 PM
LOL. I take it you two know him on a personal basis? :D
Dont' get him too pissed off - he may fass 'ol Blitz on yer asses

Ultracrazy
07-22-2004, 05:32 PM
What ever he is doing..........I HOPE HE IS BEING SAFFFFFFFEEEEEE:eek: :eek!: :eek!: :eek:

b's sanger
07-22-2004, 05:32 PM
It's UNSAFE, your UNSAAAAAAAAAFE :cry: :cry: :cry:

Ultracrazy
07-22-2004, 05:33 PM
Yep......we know him.......he used to be our road dog........now he is someones road pussy:D

b's sanger
07-22-2004, 05:35 PM
Yeah we know him, GF probably got him cleaning up his own DOO DOO as we speak:yuk:

b's sanger
07-22-2004, 05:45 PM
I wonder if K9's ears are burning, probably not, too busy licking his ballsack, I mean wounds instead:yuk: :yuk: :yuk:

b's sanger
07-22-2004, 06:01 PM
C MON K9 there is almost 300 posters watching you get bitch slapped:D :D :D :D

Ultracrazy
07-22-2004, 06:03 PM
Remember K9.........front to back.........FRONT TO BACK!!:rolleyes:

DryHeatOnly
07-22-2004, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by Ultracrazy
You sure he wasn't talking to the other 200 boats that have flames painted on them????????
I resemble that remark! :)

K9Blitz
07-22-2004, 07:29 PM
Hey Sanger and Ultracrazy,
Check your skirt cause' I think your string is hanging out. I'll take a box of Thin Mint's and when your done selling your cookies, take some time to come up with your own material. I'm actually surprised you broke away from KoreanBoyz.com to read a ***boat thread. Good luck fighting that restraining order and hopefully the school won't press charges.
So you guys did what this weekend? I was on the water enjoying some boat soda's and couldn't keep in touch. So did you get some nice clothes with your wife at the Mervyn's sale?
All joking aside. Had a great 3 days on the water. My chick keeps asking when you guys are going to step up and join us for a 30-pack or two.

Ultracrazy
07-22-2004, 07:44 PM
Talk about new material...........my goodness........next time just say ditto, ditto, ditto.
Oh.........when my wife divorces me.:rolleyes:

b's sanger
07-22-2004, 07:46 PM
Wow, all she let you drink was soda? :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Ultracrazy
07-22-2004, 07:48 PM
:D :D :D :D :D :D

b's sanger
07-22-2004, 07:51 PM
Apparently she will only allow K9 tp put on the trousers for one reply :confused:

Ultracrazy
07-22-2004, 07:53 PM
Trousers?? You mean skirt don't ya??? Come on K9..........put the baby powder down and come post with us

b's sanger
07-22-2004, 07:55 PM
Baby powder? More like ointment cause he's getting reemed:cry:

Ultracrazy
07-22-2004, 07:56 PM
Yeah.........and I think he's the "catcher" :eek!: :eek!: :eek!:

b's sanger
07-22-2004, 07:57 PM
I can hear him from here, "Wooooooooooooooooooo"

Ultracrazy
07-22-2004, 07:59 PM
I have feeling he is not allowed to make a peep:argue:
Hey......how's that apple taste:confused:

JetBoatRich
07-22-2004, 08:01 PM
Originally posted by K9Blitz
I was enjoying cold beverage at the end of the day in the no wake zone by the dam on Lake Mohave. Some knucklehead idles close to me and says, "Hey, hey...do you have a fire extinguisher?" I quickly adjust to a no nonsense rescue mode and my girlfriend shoots over to turn the stereo down so we could hear how to help these people. The knucklehead says it again, "do you have a fire extinguisher?" I get up to grab mine while yelling back that of course I have one. This idiot now points at my boat and says, "it's your boat... you've got flames painted on your hull."
Wow... I couldn't stop laughing. He got me good. In fact, he left before I could ask if he had a bullet proof vest.
I vote for mandatory knucklehead screening before allowing anyone on the lake.
lmao, original and had everyone going:D

b's sanger
07-22-2004, 08:07 PM
Thank you mam, may I have another, thank you mam may I have another......... "Wooooooooooooooooooooooo"

MRS FLYIN VEE
07-22-2004, 08:10 PM
sniff sniff.. hmmmm I smell someone who is PW.. :p :D :D

Ultracrazy
07-22-2004, 08:11 PM
I bet they are "spooning" and he is not allowed to post anymore............either that or it's time for his "waxing" session.

Ultracrazy
07-22-2004, 08:12 PM
Gezzzzz.........is THAT what that smell was?????:confused: :confused:
Wheeeeeeewwwwwwwww

b's sanger
07-22-2004, 08:13 PM
Yeah FV your right, GF is defineitley PW:p

MRS FLYIN VEE
07-22-2004, 08:13 PM
:p :D LOL!!

Ultracrazy
07-22-2004, 08:14 PM
:D :D :D :D

Ultracrazy
07-22-2004, 08:15 PM
Hey.........I went over 100 posts!!!!!!!:D :cool:

MRS FLYIN VEE
07-22-2004, 08:16 PM
LMAO!! my hubby doesn't even know the meaning of the word PW.. if anything i'm DW.. :p :D and I like it..

Ultracrazy
07-22-2004, 08:16 PM
Yeah..........but your 1 in a million:D

MRS FLYIN VEE
07-22-2004, 08:17 PM
Originally posted by Ultracrazy
Hey.........I went over 100 posts!!!!!!!:D :cool:
it's all the PW talk.. LOL!! congrats.. :D

Ultracrazy
07-22-2004, 08:18 PM
I'm taking after Frenchie......:rolleyes:

b's sanger
07-22-2004, 08:18 PM
Right on, it's all good, FV you took the words right out of K9's mouth :eek: :eek: :eek:

MRS FLYIN VEE
07-22-2004, 08:18 PM
Originally posted by Ultracrazy
Yeah..........but your 1 in a million:D
LOL!! :D

Ultracrazy
07-22-2004, 08:18 PM
LMAO!!!!!!!! Whooooooohoooooooooooooooo!!!!

MRS FLYIN VEE
07-22-2004, 08:19 PM
so how far and how long has this K9 been PW..:D

Ultracrazy
07-22-2004, 08:20 PM
About two months now. We used to be his road dogs.......now we are just road kill:D

MRS FLYIN VEE
07-22-2004, 08:22 PM
two months .. damn she's works quick and he got suckered into that.. LOL!!:D

Ultracrazy
07-22-2004, 08:23 PM
The power of the "PW" is awful strong..........and he is sooooooo weak :D

b's sanger
07-22-2004, 08:25 PM
Yeah, she had to bring him along slowly, always needed the floatees when things got real wet:D :D :D :D

Ultracrazy
07-22-2004, 08:26 PM
Originally posted by b's sanger
Yeah, she had to bring him along slowly, always needed the floatees when things got real wet:D :D :D :D
Okee, okee...........now THAT was funny:D

MRS FLYIN VEE
07-22-2004, 08:30 PM
so I take it she has big boobies and he needs them to stay afloat.. :D