uclahater
07-26-2004, 12:05 PM
Subject: things to do at walmart
> Things to do a walmart while your spouse is taking her own sweet time..
>
>
> >1.. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts
> when
> >they aren't looking.
> >
> >2.. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
> intervals.
> >
> >3.. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest
> rooms.
> >
> >4.. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
> Code 3 in
> >Housewares. and see what happens.
> >
> >5.. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M & M's in lay
> away.
> >
> >6.. Move a CAUTION - WET FLOOR sign to a carpeted area
> >
> >7.. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
> you'll
> >invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
> >
> >8.. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
> "Why
> >can't you people just leave me alone?"
> >
> >9.. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and!
> pick your
> >nose.
> >
> >10.. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk
> if he
> >knows where the antidepressants are.
> >
> >11.. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the
> theme from
> >"Mission Impossible."
> >
> >12.. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
> different
> >size funnels
> >
> >13.. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say
> "Pick Me!
> >Pick ME!"
> >
> >14.. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the
> fetal
> >position and scream "NO NO! It's those voices again!!"
> >
> >And last but not least:
> >
> >15.. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and
> then yell
> >loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"
> Things to do a walmart while your spouse is taking her own sweet time..
>
>
> >1.. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts
> when
> >they aren't looking.
> >
> >2.. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
> intervals.
> >
> >3.. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest
> rooms.
> >
> >4.. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
> Code 3 in
> >Housewares. and see what happens.
> >
> >5.. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M & M's in lay
> away.
> >
> >6.. Move a CAUTION - WET FLOOR sign to a carpeted area
> >
> >7.. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
> you'll
> >invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
> >
> >8.. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
> "Why
> >can't you people just leave me alone?"
> >
> >9.. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and!
> pick your
> >nose.
> >
> >10.. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk
> if he
> >knows where the antidepressants are.
> >
> >11.. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the
> theme from
> >"Mission Impossible."
> >
> >12.. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
> different
> >size funnels
> >
> >13.. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say
> "Pick Me!
> >Pick ME!"
> >
> >14.. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the
> fetal
> >position and scream "NO NO! It's those voices again!!"
> >
> >And last but not least:
> >
> >15.. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and
> then yell
> >loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"