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moneypit
07-30-2004, 10:45 PM
Today before I left to go my appointment to get a Vasectomy my wife gave my seven year old boy a notebook pad to practice his writting. He said it would be his journal and he would keep daily notes in it. So as I crawled back through my front door and headed for the ice pack and couch I saw my sons Journal. I opened it to see what he wrote.
He wrote: "Today my dad went to the doctor to get his balls wacked!"
Nice....

LASERRAY
07-30-2004, 10:46 PM
Salt in the wound?:D

JetBoatRich
07-30-2004, 10:46 PM
LMAO:D :D at least it is the truth;)

hoolign
07-30-2004, 10:50 PM
at least he never wrote...dear diary:D

spectratoad
07-31-2004, 03:35 AM
That is funny. Kids say it so well. After the pain is gone you will be a new man.:D

MagicMtnDan
07-31-2004, 04:34 AM
Nothin' like havin' your last offspring tell you you're shootin' blanks :D

RiverOtter
07-31-2004, 05:04 AM
You shouldn't be reading your kids journal :D

cc322
07-31-2004, 06:15 AM
:D Truth hurt's lol:D :D

ahhell
07-31-2004, 06:18 AM
LMAO......where did he learn that type of ******* language:eek: :D

Big_Gunz_
07-31-2004, 06:45 AM
LMAO, the things kids do and write these days just makes me laugh.... Got to love them

wsuwrhr
07-31-2004, 07:44 AM
What were you doing reading his journal?
Brian:)

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
07-31-2004, 08:43 AM
LMAO I guess that will teach you to read their stuff LOLOLO

RiverOtter
07-31-2004, 08:50 AM
I wonder if his kid wrote that knowing his dad was a snoop :D

NashvilleBound
07-31-2004, 10:08 AM
So when they cut the line did you feel your eyes JERK BACK into your head like me? Or swell to amazing dimensions? Marble? Too much info..lol.....? How about when they cartorized the line...did it smell like Chicken??? (sorry):yuk: :yuk: :yuk: :yuk:
NB

Kilrtoy
07-31-2004, 10:32 AM
:eek: :eek: he hit the nail on the head,So to speak:eek: :eek!:

PlyaPlya22
07-31-2004, 10:35 AM
Originally posted by moneypit
Today before I left to go my appointment to get a Vasectomy my wife gave my seven year old boy a notebook pad to practice his writting. He said it would be his journal and he would keep daily notes in it. So as I crawled back through my front door and headed for the ice pack and couch I saw my sons Journal. I opened it to see what he wrote.
He wrote: "Today my dad went to the doctor to get his balls wacked!"
Nice....
Just be happy the good ole doc didn't miss:D

DansBlown73Nordic
07-31-2004, 11:01 AM
LMAO now that is funny.
When my oldest son was about six he saw me Pee in the front yard.....(I LIve out in the middle of Knowhere);) So he says Dad your Pee Tank is HUGE!!!!:eek:

DansBlown73Nordic
07-31-2004, 11:02 AM
I need to get my Nuts trimmed.....However after reading the part about chicken cooking....:eek: I think I will just forget it.:yuk:

NashvilleBound
07-31-2004, 11:40 AM
Oh, come on....It doenst hurt you just feel them reaching across INSIDE of your boys to reach the other tube. Then pulling out a section about 4 inches long as your eyeballs sink farther and farther into your head from the tension. Really, its not bad:) Then when they cut it, its like having a post tension cable snapping your head back! I swear it doesnt hurt. Tho when they say they will be sensitive the next day they are not kidding!
Really, it doesnt hurt:);) :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

RiverOtter
07-31-2004, 11:43 AM
Originally posted by NashvilleBound
Oh, come on....It doenst hurt you just feel them reaching across INSIDE of your boys to reach the other tube. Then pulling out a section about 4 inches long as your eyeballs sink farther and farther into your head from the tension. Really, its not bad:) Then when they cut it, its like having a post tension cable snapping your head back! I swear it doesnt hurt. Tho when they say they will be sensitive the next day they are not kidding!
Really, it doesnt hurt:);) :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
I feeling faint :eek: :o

moneypit
07-31-2004, 12:25 PM
Actualy its not that bad. I got he new vasectomy... its cled a vas-clip. Its a little clip. One little puncture then he pulls out the tube and puts a clamp on it. No welding involved. Done in 15 minutes... The sucky part was when the chick (nurse) wearing a nose ring came in and swabbed me up w/ betadine. I just layed there thinking I never had a ethnic chick w/ a nose ring grad my junk. My office staff was going to slip a viagra in my coke before i left...They thought it would have been funny..
Its actually a painless procedure... Im ready to go today and its only been about 18 hours.

Charley
08-01-2004, 12:13 AM
Originally posted by moneypit
He wrote: "Today my dad went to the doctor to get his balls wacked!"
Nice....
LMAO! Thats Hilarious!!
well the journal part hehe:D