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Debbolas
08-02-2004, 10:44 AM
Terrorist-Proof Airlines
The only Terrorist-Proof Airline in the business where we can absolutely guarantee no WALK-ON GUNS, KNIVES, BOX CUTTERS, SHOE-BOMBS or other weapons carried onto OUR FLIGHTS !
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riverbound
08-02-2004, 10:46 AM
There are still a few places that you could hide stuff:D

MRS FLYIN VEE
08-02-2004, 10:46 AM
excuse me mr.. can you bend over and cough.. :p :eek:

79miller
08-02-2004, 10:46 AM
Fly Delta -
D-on't
E-ven
L-et
T-hem
A-board

79miller
08-02-2004, 10:47 AM
"Please return the stewardess to the upright position"

Debbolas
08-02-2004, 10:49 AM
There are still a few places that you could hide stuff
excuse me mr.. can you bend over and cough..
LMAO!!! You guys are sick! I didn't even think of that.....LOL:D :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
08-02-2004, 10:50 AM
we can change your way of thinking.. just follow our lead.. :D

Debbolas
08-02-2004, 10:53 AM
Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
we can change your way of thinking.. just follow our lead.. :D
Always opening my eyes to a new way of thinking...........Mrs. Flyin Vee:D

MRS FLYIN VEE
08-02-2004, 10:55 AM
Originally posted by Debbolas
Always opening my eyes to a new way of thinking...........Mrs. Flyin Vee:D
LOL!! then you should of thought of the bending over and coughing.. LOL!!
you know there's more to that line don't you.. :D

Debbolas
08-02-2004, 10:56 AM
Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
LOL!! then you should of thought of the bending over and coughing.. LOL!!
you know there's more to that line don't you.. :D
Debbolas<---------afraid to ask:rolleyes:;)

MRS FLYIN VEE
08-02-2004, 10:57 AM
Originally posted by Debbolas
Debbolas<---------afraid to ask:rolleyes:;)
LOL!! think about it.. ;)

Garrddogg
08-02-2004, 11:22 AM
Originally posted by 79miller
"Please return the stewardess to the upright position"
Thats funny!:D

Dr. Eagle
08-02-2004, 11:25 AM
Originally posted by 79miller
"Please return the stewardess to the upright position"
And........ you are now free to bend over your neighbor......

MRS FLYIN VEE
08-02-2004, 11:28 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
And........ you are now free to bend over your neighbor......
after they spread and cough.. :D :D :eek:

Infomaniac
08-02-2004, 12:10 PM
What are those skid marks in the seats? :eek!: :eek!:
And a new use for the power ports.

79miller
08-02-2004, 12:14 PM
I think they need to extend the back of your head "grease sheet" all the way to the floor like a doctors office. It'll help deal with snail tracks for the round trip....