The danster and me

[Lake Pirate]

While out hand rowing my '81 16 foot Glastron this weekend (the 50 horse Johnson cratered) I notice several spiffy boats going by and laughing at me. I know it had to be the boat, because I was wearing my white thong (see-thru when wet) and if I must say so myself, I hardly had to suck my gut in at all. (I was holding a cooler full of Schaefer in front of me and hadn't peed yet.) Now why on Earth would it be funny to see a balding white guy in a thong hand oaring a trailer park special out in the middle of the lake? Next time I go to Havasu I'm painting my fingernails and riding with Magic Mountain Dan.

[mirvin]

Uhh....you got most of that right, but I don't think you'll be riding with MMD:D
mirvin;)

[Lake Pirate]

Does he already have a boyfriend? I was really looking forward to his obtuse banter and furry ape demeanor. :(

[Lake Pirate]

Maybe we could rent one of those little paddle-boats and drink Thunderbird while we flipped y'all the finger?

[dicudmore]

can you rent those paddle boats at the havasu marina?

[Jordy]

Originally posted by dicudmore
can you rent those paddle boats at the havasu marina?
I think the paddles slapping the water as they come around might be too loud for the marina. Same thing with the wind snapping the sails taught on a sailboat. Just fuggetaboutit. :D

[dicudmore]

Originally posted by jordanpaulk
I think the paddles slapping the water as they come around might be too loud for the marina. Same thing with the wind snapping the sails taught on a sailboat. Just fuggetaboutit. :D
I wondered that too......
nazi bastards :D

[Lake Pirate]

Y'all quit drifting the thread. I'm trying to get a cuddle here!!! :mad:

[Lake Pirate]

Don't piss Dan off! I'd hate to see him fight all of you for my honor.

[Dave C]

line starts to the left.
bad lp... I'm gonna tell your head shrinker you ain't takin dem pills everyday!

[Lake Pirate]

Y'all are bein' mean to me. Wait til Dan get's here. You'll be sorry then!

[MagicMtnDan]

Originally posted by RiverDave
He doesn't have a boat.. is why you won't be riding with him.
RD
Correctamundo. But there's actually another reason why LP wouldn't be riding with me if I had a boat.
I don't want anything to do with...
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him - he drinks Schaefer beer :eek:
(I didn't know they still made that pizz)
You're a master baiter LP but I'm enjoying leaving your bait on the hook. You can use it to catch one of your many other "fans."
PS: thanks for the visual of you paddling your 1981 16' Glastron - that was good for some chuckles.
PPS: I may not have a boat but...oh nevermind :D

[Lake Pirate]

...and that bait didn't work? lol
What if I painted my boat pink and put hair in the recesses? We could be your little polish floating Lolita? I'll buy you a wicked weasel. Do they make a XXXXXLpisquare??

[Dave C]

WTF is Schafer? is that made from a still?

[HOOTER SLED-]

Dan, would you hurry up and get a boat already!!!!!! What's your prob???:D :D

[Lake Pirate]

He can ride with me? Got an extra paddle? Something in black?