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Over 18
08-07-2004, 02:54 PM
Think you know your Bushisms? Take the test and see if you've really been listening closely enough!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/quiz/questions/0,5961,1088715,00.html

1stepcloser
08-07-2004, 03:04 PM
:rolleyes:

HighRoller
08-07-2004, 03:47 PM
"I voted for the war, until I voted against it..."
"Shove it!"
Some Kerryisms for you...

angry dad
08-07-2004, 04:23 PM
don't you have anything better to do.......like vote for bush?? i am!! :D

Dr. Eagle
08-07-2004, 05:09 PM
I guess it all depends on what your definition of "is" is...

HighRoller
08-08-2004, 05:24 AM
Could you imagine if Kerry had picked Bill clinton for VP?
"Bill, is your hand on my daughter's ass again?"
"Define "is" John.."
"I told you not to touch my daughter, you pervert!"
"No you didn't...you told me I couldn't until you told me I could."
"No, I told you I was in favor of you touching my daughter until I told you I was against it!"
"Well, anyways, I didn't have a sexual relationship with that women."
"Who, my daughter?"
"No, you idiot. Hilary. But if it makes you feel any better, I didn't have sex with your daughter either."
"Good!"
"She said we couldn't have sex."
"That's my girl!"
"So she gave me a blowjob instead!" :eek:

AzDon
08-08-2004, 08:12 AM
Could you imagine if Kerry had picked Bill clinton for VP?
"Bill, is your hand on my daughter's ass again?"
"Define "is" John.."
"I told you not to touch my daughter, you pervert!"
"No you didn't...you told me I couldn't until you told me I could."
"No, I told you I was in favor of you touching my daughter until I told you I was against it!"
"Well, anyways, I didn't have a sexual relationship with that women."
"Who, my daughter?"
"No, you idiot. Hilary. But if it makes you feel any better, I didn't have sex with your daughter either."
"Good!"
"She said we couldn't have sex."
"That's my girl!"
"So she gave me a blowjob instead!" :eek:
This departure from reality is a good example of why people shouldn't experiment with mind-altering drugs!

Dr. Eagle
08-08-2004, 08:21 AM
This departure from reality is a good example of why people shouldn't experiment with mind-altering drugs!
Michael Moore could learn a lot from what you just said...

AZKC
08-08-2004, 08:21 AM
Thats pretty fockin funny :cool:

HighRoller
08-08-2004, 03:38 PM
Where did I depart from reality? Clinton asked what the definition of "is" is.. Kerry said he voted for something until he voted against it... And every liberal knows a blowjob isn't sex, so I was just going by the facts.

MRS FLYIN VEE
08-08-2004, 03:42 PM
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/719clinton.bmp

Dr. Eagle
08-08-2004, 04:34 PM
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/719clinton.bmp
I'm sure you heard that Monica is voting Republican this year. The Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth... :yuk: :)

Scream
08-08-2004, 04:38 PM
I'm sure you heard that Monica is voting Republican this year. The Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth... :yuk: :)
LMAO!!
That's too good Doc, you're battin a thousand today.

MRS FLYIN VEE
08-08-2004, 04:39 PM
Rotflmao!! :d

Dr. Eagle
08-08-2004, 04:40 PM
LMAO!!
That's too good Doc, you're battin a thousand today.
Always like to keep my audience Riveted

HighRoller
08-08-2004, 04:42 PM
Clinton said he didn't inhale, and nobody believed him. We all know Monica doesn't inhale, and she HAS PROOF!
Also, Clinton said(I swear, he really said this):
"I look at my Presidency as a challenging time, not as a great stain on America."
Another doozie from BJBill about writing his book:
"I kept kind of an oral record of my recollections while in office so it wasn't too hard."

058
08-08-2004, 06:20 PM
"I invented the internet" -Al Gore

angry dad
08-08-2004, 07:01 PM
I'm sure you heard that Monica is voting Republican this year. The Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth... :yuk: :)
LMAO!!! :D :D thanks.. i need that!!!