Movie Quotes

[Debbolas]

I couldn't find the original one, where you could post movie quotes, so this must be Movie Quotes 2
I'll go first..................
"People should know when they are conquered" - Gladiator

[HighRoller]

"Gol dangit Mr. Lamar...you use your tongue pertier than a 20 dollar *****!"...

[bigq]

"A mans got to know his limitations"

[bigq]

"you ever seen a grown man naked?"

[Debbolas]

K, guys, I am glad you are playing the movie quote game..................but did you want to post the name of the movie? or do you want us to guess? like a game?

[Shockwavestud]

"How about we get naked"

[bigq]

Good God debbolas I just sawyou have almost 7000 post since March 2004, Damn.
oh,
"I know Kung-Fu"- The Matrix

[Debbolas]

I had knee surgery...........and I may have to have more......... :frown:
and as my husband pointed out to me this weekend............I am an overacheiver (that can't spell) ;)
"Don't die they will feed you to the lions" - Gladiator

[Debbolas]

"you ever seen a grown man naked?"
I know this one...........Airplane :)

[bigerich]

"I don't want a large Farva, I want a god-damned litre of cola!" - Super Troopers

[Drunk tank]

"Well, listen baby. My car, uh, doesn't exist, so..."

[HighRoller]

Mine was from Blazing Saddles....

[cdog]

I know this one...........Airplane :)
"The shit's gonna hit the fan"

[HighRoller]

Joey...you ever been in a..Turkish Prison?

[cdog]

"It kinda looks like a big tylonal with wings" :D

[HM]

"When I get home, I'm gonna sock your mama in the mouth"
"Sorry Daddy"

[HighRoller]

"Noboda....and I mean NOBADDA...makes sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecka!"
"But Daddy, what about the Band...."
"Shut yo ASS!"

[Rexone]

I couldn't find the original one
Here you go... (http://www.***boat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=25130&highlight=movie)

[RiverOtter]

"Where all da white women at?"

[Forum Junky]

"My dads a TV repair man, He has a killer set of tools"

[OLDRAT]

Bring my beetches back in 45 meenutes or I'm calling Milt.
(Pakistani pimp from Bachelor Party with Tom Hanks)

[HM]

"Noboda....and I mean NOBADDA...makes sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecka!"
"But Daddy, what about the Band...."
"Shut yo ASS!"
:D :D :D :D :D

[Misogynist]

" Well Mr. Gitts.... sometimes a man finds himself capable of almost anything."....... John Huston in Chinatown.

[Dr. Eagle]

The world needs DITCHDIGGERS too...... Judge Smails, Caddyshack

[AquaBoogie]

"Say hello to my little friend"

[cdog]

"YOU DICK"!..........Fast times at ridge :) mont high

[BarryMac]

Ohhh Billy Billy Billy...
gjb

[Keithb87]

"I feel the need ..... the need for speed " Maverick and Goose Top Gun

[STGP]

"TO ALL MY FRIENDS"
Barfly

[Debbolas]

"You care what you are thought of in America"
The Insider

[Coach]

"My dads a TV repair man, He has a killer set of tools"
Fast Times-
All I need is some cool bud and tasty waves.

[Coach]

" Why you break'n my balls"
also from the same movie
"But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to ****in' amuse you? "

[Coach]

Another classic flick-
"Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name, because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful!"
also
"God has a hard-on for Marines. Because we kill everything we see"

[WUTWZAT]

We had to name our guns, mine I actually called Milt because of that Pakistani Pimp..... I'm getting the hell outta here and I'm getting Milt. Sig 220 baby...

[WUTWZAT]

How tall are you private?
5'6" sir....
B*llSh!t, I didn't know they stacked sh!t that high, are you trying to squeeze and inche in on me private?
No sir......
F U L L M E T A L J A C K E T stanley kubrick

[79miller]

Dude.
Dude.
Duude.
Dude.
Duuuuude.
Well you've got a point there....
Basketball

[HighRoller]

"This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice. I'm in pursuit of a Black Trans Am. He's all mine...so STAY OUTTA DA WAY!"
" Did you say you're a Sheriff?"
"That's correct! This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice...OF TEXAS!"
" You do know you're out of you're jurisdiction. I suggest that you let my department handle this."
"Well that's vera comfoting...but I'm in high speed pusuit! Don't you hear good?"
"I heard you perfectly. The fact that you're a Sheriff is not germaine to the situation..."
"DA GODDAMN GERMANS GOT NOTHIN TO DO WITH IT!"
"What'd he say Daddy?"
"SHUTUP..ONE SHYT AT A TIME!"

[Charley]

I dont give a frogs fat ass who goes through what! We're ten hours from the fck in fun park and you wanna bail out. Well I'll tell ya somethin'...this is no longer a vacation, this is a quest....a quest for fun. Im gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. W'ere all gonna have so much fck in fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our g-d damn smiles. We'll be whistling zippity-do-dah out of our ass holes. (Chevy screams EHHHHHH!!) Praise MARTY MOOSE!
Vacation... when they are..... well about 10 hours from the fck in fun park :D

[Debbolas]

"No man can kill me"
"I am no man!"
Return of the King
Lord of the Rings

[Sleek-Jet]

Golf and sex are the only two things you don't have to be good at to enjoy...
Tin Cup.

[JetBoatRich]

Lighten Up Francis
:D :D
Stripes

[Slib77]

"Shut up and sit down you big bald F**K!!!"
Snatch

[Mandelon]

"All restaurants are Taco Bell"
Some stupid future movie with Stallone and Sandra Bullock...?? Judge Dred maybe....I can't remember but it sho' was dumb! :hammerhea :hammerhea :hammerhea

[Sleek-Jet]

"All restaurants are Taco Bell"
Some stupid future movie with Stallone and Sandra Bullock...?? Judge Dred maybe....I can't remember but it sho' was dumb! :hammerhea :hammerhea :hammerhea
Demolition Man.
The Arnold Schwarzenneger Presidential Library was in that movie as well (and it was filmed 10 years ago). :eek:

[Debbolas]

Do you find me sadistic?
Bill............"Kill Bill" Volume 1

[Debbolas]

"and when I get to my destination, I am going to Kill Bill"
Kill Bill
Vol 2
(these are awesome movies!!!)

[Krazy K]

Not having a good time? You think they're having a good time being catatonic in the closet?
Weird Science

[Krazy K]

Thank you Sir, May I have another?

[Misogynist]

" Well.... yo a smart muthafuggah.... thas Right!"... Samual L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction....... :D

[Excessive Force]

"Melvin, Melvin, Melvin...what more do you want from me? I give you my heart, I give you my soul, I suck your dick like Im drowning and your balls are full of oxygen...." Whoops thats not from a movie, thats from a cd!

[Coach]

The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive. - Private Joker
Full Metal Jacket

[Coach]

McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!
Airplane

[Coach]

Attendant: Can I get you something?
Jiveman #2: S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up. Tightly.
Attendant: I'm sorry I don't understand.
Jiveman #1: Cutty say he cant hang.
Woman : Oh stewardess, I speak jive.
Attendant: Ohhhh, good.
Woman : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Attendant: Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine.
Woman : Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the`rebound a de medcide.
Jiveman #2: What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I dug her rap.
Woman : Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.
Airplane

[Misogynist]

"Nyah..... they probably left the guy dead on the tracks somewhere up near Burbank." Edward G. Robinson as Keyes in "Double indemnity".... ok.... so I'm old and I remember stuff like that... but my shop is right near the tracks that lead to Burbank... so I find that line funny.... :D

[Cheap Thrills]

You mean we're smokin dogshit man ? Cheech Marin to Tommy Chong in up in smoke :D
C.T. :wink: