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Chris Winn
08-16-2004, 10:44 AM
i do not know if this is a repost, but this is just a good as the statement made my Robin Williams about a year ago:
"I like big cars, big boats, big motorcycles, big houses and big campfires.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for squirting out babies.
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE?
I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion.
I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America.
Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens.
Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.
I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off. When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the Law of Probability.
I believe that if you are selling me a milk shake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen, you should have to speak English!
My father and grandfather didn't die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours.
I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry self if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines.
I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other business.
We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document; and open to their interpretations.
I believe a self-righteous liberal or conservative with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.
I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that's better, and put your name on the building. Ask your buddy who invented the Internet to help you.
"I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. And, please, stay home until that new lip ring heals. I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me french fries!
I am sick of "Political Correctness." I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa; so how can they be "African-Americans"? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe.
I am proud to be from America and nowhere else. And if you don't like my point of view, tough. DON'T PASS IT ON!!"
While life may not be the party we hoped for, while we're here we might as well dance.

OGShocker
08-16-2004, 10:53 AM
Good morning Chris,
I hate to urinate on anyones parade, however, you need to look at this.HOAX. (http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/a/andyrooneycommentary.htm) Andy is one of New York medias great lefties. For him to come off with comments like this he would have to be slamming smack by the gram!
Looking forward to catching up with you soon,
Mark

HCS
08-16-2004, 10:57 AM
I think it was Ted. :220v:

Chris Winn
08-16-2004, 10:58 AM
Good morning Chris,
I hate to urinate on anyones parade, however, you need to look at this.HOAX. (http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/a/andyrooneycommentary.htm) Andy is one of New York medias great lefties. For him to come off with comments like this he would have to be slamming smack by the gram!
Looking forward to catching up with you soon,
Mark
tell me this is not so, i knew Andy to be a little left, but the comments above are right on the mark, what a way to start off the week....
anyway, since Andy didn't make the comments, can i then take credit for most of them (there are a few iffy ones)..
it seems that they are giveing credit to George Carlin or Ted Nuget (i happen to like them both). i will remove Andy from the body, the comment is still a good one though, no pissin on my parade Mark, good eyes on not giving credit to person not deserving of it.
chris (needs to be able to get to the lake one of these days)

OGShocker
08-16-2004, 11:22 AM
I was going to PM you on this but felt it was better to drag you through the mud in public! :D Can you feel the love? :messedup:
Pack your bags and come to the Dam Run!