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PlyaPlya22
08-17-2004, 12:40 PM
I thought this was kinda funny.
AGE - DRINK
17 Wine Coolers
25 White wine
35 Red wine
48 Dom Perignon
66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser
AGE - EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES
17 Need to wash my hair
25 Need to wash and condition my hair
35 Need to color my hair
48 Need to have François color my hair
66 Need to have François color my wig
AGE- FAVORITE SPORT
17 Shopping
25 Shopping
35 Shopping
48 Shopping
66 Shopping
AGE - DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
17 Burger King
25 Free meal
35 A diamond
48 A bigger diamond
66 Home Alone
AGE - FAVORITE FANTASY
17 Tall, dark and handsome
25 Tall, dark and handsome with money
35 Tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain
48 A man with hair
66 A man
AGE- WHAT S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
17 17
25 25
35 35
48 48
66 66
AGE- IDEAL DATE
17 He offers to pay
25 He pays
35 He cooks breakfast the next morning
48 He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids
66 He can chew breakfast

Mrs. Restless22
08-17-2004, 12:42 PM
Those are so funny! And true for the most part....except the drink (for me) :p :D

PlyaPlya22
08-17-2004, 12:49 PM
I was looking up some info. on the net and ran across it.

topless
08-17-2004, 12:51 PM
That ther is funny. :rollside: :rollside:

PlyaPlya22
08-17-2004, 05:29 PM
I'm sure a lot of women can relate to it.

Dr. Eagle
08-17-2004, 07:01 PM
LMAO.......... you are KILLING ME!!!!!!!! :D