Why going commando isn't always wise!

[PlyaPlya22]

I was just out in the warehouse and one of the guys was getting off his forklift and fell,splitting right in the crotch. He was commando and all the ladies started laughing their ass off! They were pointing at his junk. I have to admit that was some funny shit!

[Kilrtoy]

Were they laughing due to his lack of size of because that was some funny shit

[Drunk tank]

Goin commando is the shit when youre chillin... but if your work and getting sweaty... nothing to help keep your cock n' balls from getting all uber sweaty. And new jeans... never ever again will I go commando in a new pair of jeans! :cry: by the end of the day I had rug burn on my cock! :cry:

[PlyaPlya22]

Were they laughing due to his lack of size of because that was some funny shit
It was definitely due to the lack of size. They were F uckin ROLLIN!! :rollside:

[jbtrailerjim]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kilrtoy
Were they laughing due to his lack of size of because that was some funny shit
It was definitely due to the lack of size. They were F uckin ROLLIN!! :rollside:
That's too funny. Poor bastard. :o

[carbonmarine]

dude that sucks......lol

[Infomaniac]

Give the guy a break. Maybe it was a cold warehouse. :rolleyes:

[DEEZ NUTTS]

Can't go commando wearing khakis either. Shake it to death but those last few drops are gonna bleed right through.

[PlyaPlya22]

Commando let's the package hang too much. Got to try and keep it all together. Don't want to have those clackers down between your knees :)

[Dave C]

its shrinkage.....jerry... tell them about the shrinkage
seinfeld is great. :rollside:

[mirvin]

Poor guy. I know exactly how he feels....errr....uhhh....I mean.....poor guy.....yeah.......I wouldn't know..... :p
mirvin :rollside:

[Red Eye]

Can't go commando wearing khakis either. Shake it to death but those last few drops are gonna bleed right through.
That's gotta happen to me atleast once a day.

[Mandelon]

That's gotta happen to me atleast once a day.
Put your hand in the pocket, and grab your wanger as you pull up your shorts. That way the pocket soaks em up....
Man--->mostly dripless<----delon. :wink:

[DEEZ NUTTS]

Nice tip mandelon! I gonna use it. DE-(leaks worse when drunk)-EZ

[slowinhavasu]

The sh*t you learn here....lololo :rollside:

[welk2party]

Put your hand in the pocket, and grab your wanger as you pull up your shorts. That way the pocket soaks em up....
Man--->mostly dripless<----delon. :wink:
Now that's a tip 4 ya! :eek:

[Drunk tank]

Put your hand in the pocket, and grab your wanger as you pull up your shorts. That way the pocket soaks em up....
Man--->mostly dripless<----delon. :wink:
Youre gonna be the next fawkin martha stewart!

[ahhell]

Put your hand in the pocket, and grab your wanger as you pull up your shorts. That way the pocket soaks em up....
Man--->mostly dripless<----delon. :wink:
unless youre wearing scrubs, those dont hide any post pee pee drops, and if the sun hits you just right :supp: its show time..............no commando scrubs

[Debbolas]

Put your hand in the pocket, and grab your wanger as you pull up your shorts. That way the pocket soaks em up....
Man--->mostly dripless<----delon. :wink:
LMAO!!!
I never knew guys even worried about this stuff, very educational....remind me NOT to go through Mandy's pockets.....jk/lol :wink:

[steelcomp]

Put your hand in the pocket, and grab your wanger as you pull up your shorts. That way the pocket soaks em up....
I usually get the last few when I tuck in my shirt, but the pocket one, that's good.

[hondajoey]

Put your hand in the pocket, and grab your wanger as you pull up your shorts. That way the pocket soaks em up....
That is Frigin brilliant, that way you can also avoid zipping up you tool.