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HammerDown
08-31-2004, 07:41 PM
In 1997, Harvard funded a study to see why the head of a penis was bigger than the rest of it. After one year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.
After the US published the study, Yale decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.
The University of Mississippi, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead. :rollside:

Kilrtoy
08-31-2004, 07:58 PM
OH SHIT,
NICE :rollside:

Kim Hanson
08-31-2004, 08:02 PM
:D ****ing wankers........( . )( . )............ :D

dmontzsta
08-31-2004, 08:09 PM
hahaha, it could be all 3.

throwerb
08-31-2004, 08:12 PM
I always thought it was a lip brake :rolleyes:

Big_Gunz_
08-31-2004, 08:12 PM
LMAO, its all 3 :devil:

HCS
08-31-2004, 10:22 PM
If your not circumcised those surveys are all screwed up.
You could end up with "two" black eyes! and no satisfaction. :eek:

FMluvswater
09-03-2004, 04:47 AM
In 1997, Harvard funded a study to see why the head of a penis was bigger than the rest of it. After one year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.
After the US published the study, Yale decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.
The University of Mississippi, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead. :rollside:
:D LMFAO! Best part is they were all correct! :D Money well spent. :cool:

MagicMtnDan
09-03-2004, 05:39 AM
Silly Moderator, this thread belongs in the Dickhead Forum :D

lewiville
09-03-2004, 05:55 AM
In 1997, Harvard funded a study to see why the head of a penis was bigger than the rest of it. After one year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.
After the US published the study, Yale decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.
The University of Mississippi, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead. :rollside:
so now i have an easier way of explaining my black eyes to the wife :jawdrop:

BarryMac
09-03-2004, 06:18 AM
that's funny stuff... :shift:
gjb

Keithb87
09-03-2004, 08:39 AM
:supp: :D :supp: :D :supp: