What is the most annoying thing about breakups?

[ratso]

I can't stand the stalkers.
I hate it when they tell me that they are going to screw all my friends...because they really think it pisses me off when it doesn't.
They key your truck.
They try to get their new boyfriend to kick your ass.
They go around telling their girlfriends that you just don't satisfy them...when truth be known their girlfriends already know otherwise.
They come back with comments like "Well, you sure did like F u c k i n g me!" Matter of fact, no I didn't which is one reason I'm breaking up with you.
You are trying to leave and they hit you in back of the head with one of their high-heels.
They shred your best shirts.
They rent a place right down the road from you and drive by constantly.
They turn into a drunken two bit slut that will sleep with anyone and they call crying to tell you how you screwed their life up...and you actually start to feel sorry for them...

[SHOCKWAVETOM]

You crack me up Ratso but after reading your previous postings I know this is all real life shit for ya. I have my share of this kind of shit also :)

[ratso]

You crack me up Ratso but after reading your previous postings I know this is all real life shit for ya. I have my share of this kind of shit also :)
I didn't want to list them all...Should be some pretty crazy stories out there. :D

[Kim Hanson]

I didn't want to list them all...Should be some pretty crazy stories out there. :D
Im just going to stay away from this one Ratso.............( . )( . )....... :D

[ratso]

Im just going to stay away from this one Ratso.............( . )( . )....... :D
C'mon Kim... :crossx:

[Blown 472]

When you have to grind them up in a wood chipper after you cave their head in with a lousiville slugger.

[ratso]

When you have to grind them up in a wood chipper after you cave their head in with a lousiville slugger.
FARGO...bad ass sick show! :D

[Misogynist]

For me... the most annoying thing about breakups... is they keep coming back... especially when I tell them to never call again..... :hammerhea

[ratso]

For me... the most annoying thing about breakups... is they keep coming back... especially when I tell them to never call again..... :hammerhea
Gotta use reverse psychology...beg them to call you...and then they never will... :wink:

[Misogynist]

Gotta use reverse psychology...beg them to call you...and then they never will... :wink:
Oh yeah... I forgot about that ... they always love to be the one rejecting.... :hammerhea

[Kilrtoy]

You dont get to hit that azz anymore...

[Debbolas]

Ok, my daughter just broke up with her boyfriend (17years old) :mix:
or......he broke up with her, I'm not really sure. :mad:
She has an excellent attitude about it. She will be ok. :clover:
I need to drive to his house and beat him with my shoe! :supp: :mad:

[ratso]

Ok, my daughter just broke up with her boyfriend (17years old) :mix:
or......he broke up with her, I'm not really sure. :mad:
She has an excellent attitude about it. She will be ok. :clover:
I need to drive to his house and beat him with my shoe! :supp: :mad:
...now now Deb...a mother should never butt into their children's relationships... :D

[Debbolas]

But you don't understand............he made my baby cry! :eek:
and he looks like a holocost survivor....(ok, that was mean, I'm sorry) :supp:
Can't I just hit him, a little? :D
I think I could take him! :hammer2:

[OGShocker]

Handcuffs :sqeyes:

[HCS]

Daughters and their break ups. Oh gees where do I start. I feel my daughter
has gone out with the biggest losers I have ever seen. I always knew she was
better than that.
My best advice to her was.....dump em!
So far it's worked. I'm not a Grandfather. :jawdrop:

[Bre]

Can't I just hit him, a little? :D
I think I could take him! :hammer2:
LMAO.... your too much Deb... I'm so glad my girls aren't there yet :(

[CEO]

But you don't understand............he made my baby cry! :eek:
and he looks like a holocost survivor....(ok, that was mean, I'm sorry) :supp:
Can't I just hit him, a little? :D
I think I could take him! :hammer2:
You know as hard as it is.....she has to go through the agony just as all of us have. I only killed 2 of my ex's. :boxingguy

[Debbolas]

Man, 17 yr old boys are "dumb" :jawdrop:
K, I'm done..............grrrrrrrrrr :mad:

[Tom Brown]

They go around telling their girlfriends that you just don't satisfy them...when truth be known their girlfriends already know otherwise.
... because you've drilled the brains out of each one of them.

[HCS]

Man, 17 yr old boys are "dumb" :jawdrop:
K, I'm done..............grrrrrrrrrr :mad:
What about 17 year old girls? What are they? :notam:

[Blown 472]

What about 17 year old girls? What are they? :notam:
Jailbait :D

[CEO]

What about 17 year old girls? What are they? :notam:
Easy?..................................

[HCS]

Jailbait :D
Damn straight! Some off the best ass I've ever had. :rollside:

[ratso]

Jailbait :D
...not here in Texas...thank God. :D

[MAINEVENT]

Trying to get you $hit back :boxingguy

[Debbolas]

What about 17 year old girls? What are they? :notam:
uh, HELLO!?!?!
my daughter.............cute and smart..
......(like me) :D

[ratso]

uh, HELLO!?!?!
my daughter.............cute and smart..
......(like me) :D
...pics and phone #??? :p

[Debbolas]

Sweetheart, with your rep.................I don't think so.........XOXO Deb;)

[racecar.hotshoe]

Man, 17 yr old boys are "dumb" :jawdrop:
K, I'm done..............grrrrrrrrrr :mad:
Dont forget scream was once 17 :cool:

[ratso]

Dont forget scream was once 17 :cool:
and dumb??? :skull: :D

[ratso]

Sweetheart, with your rep.................I don't think so.........XOXO Deb;)
darn it... :D

[Ziggy]

But you don't understand............he made my baby cry! :eek:
and he looks like a holocost survivor....(ok, that was mean, I'm sorry) :supp:
Can't I just hit him, a little? :D
I think I could take him! :hammer2:
What if the boys dad comes over to slap your girl because she made his son cry? :boxingguy :D You said she may have been the one to break up :idea:
And then the boys father is real cute and :skull: is out for the eve and you bat your eyes uncontrolably and .....and .....and ...oh never mind :D :D

[MagicMtnDan]

What is the most annoying thing about breakups?
Finding a better piece of ass to replace the one you lost? (After all that's why you were with her in the first place, right?) :D

[HCS]

uh, HELLO!?!?!
my daughter.............cute and smart..
......(like me) :D
So is my daughter. With a lot of persuasion from dad, I taught her how to set
her guys straight.
Thanks be to dads. :crossx:

[ratso]

Finding a better piece of ass to replace the one you lost? (After all that's why you were with her in the first place, right?) :D
I'm still trying to top the stripper from 02 to 03...now that's a tough one... :D

[Tom Brown]

I think I can help you out with your next conquest, Ratso. :)
A while ago on the Discovery Channel, I watched a program on elephant breeding. They had this woman who would masturbate the male elephants by reaching up their asses and massaging their prostates.
During the interview, she was describing the process while she reached into an elephant's ass without even rolling up her sleeve and she started massaging. The elephant began to step side to side nervously for a couple of minutes and then BANG!.
Once the pumping stopped, a guy would come out with a shovel and scrape the spooge off the ground. She said they could get more material with the massage. Also, she mentioned that the elephants didn't seem to mind at all.

[Cheap Thrills]

One of the most annoying things I noticed is that the album collection gets smaller with each break up. :notam:
C.T. :wink:

[ROZ]

Tom, Was that a standard flat shovel, or a big snow shovel?

[Huckleberry]

One word...ALIMONY!!!

[RiverOtter]

Family Reunions :D

[Liberator TJ1984]

Announcing to her family you are now dating Her " Little Sister" :crossx:

[Kim Hanson]

C'mon Kim... :crossx:
#1 Getting caught cheating sucked :D
#2 Having all of your cloths on the front yard afterwards....sucked more!
#3 Finding a big dent in my 57 Chevy Bel-Air sitting in the driveway!
#4 Having her call me over one night , just to service her :D
Best yet! Going to a Chritmas Party and she comes in with a new husband and has to tell me in front of everybody what she has now...I looked at her and told her looks like you got an " IDIOT "! He was a cartoonist :eat: I left after she started to stick to me like glue!
I use to cheat alot, but if you got it! Give it away was my way.........( . )( . )..... :D

[lucky]

But you don't understand............he made my baby cry! :eek:
and he looks like a holocost survivor....(ok, that was mean, I'm sorry) :supp:
Can't I just hit him, a little? :D
I think I could take him! :hammer2:
but only the 4'heels

[dicudmore]

Ok, my daughter just broke up with her boyfriend (17years old) :mix:
or......he broke up with her, I'm not really sure. :mad:
She has an excellent attitude about it. She will be ok. :clover:
I need to drive to his house and beat him with my shoe! :supp: :mad:
let me know if ya need any help there Deb :D
She's welcome on our boat if she needs some cheering up :cool:

[ratso]

let me know if ya need any help there Deb :D
She's welcome on our boat if she needs some cheering up :cool:
...can she call you "daddy?" :D

[Roxysnow]

When they stop becoming booty calls! and realize your not getting back together! :(

[boatnam2]

very simple people that love each for years and then try to fuuck the same person over for years dont understand it!

[dicudmore]

...can she call you "daddy?" :D
NEGATIVE I'm not that much older....
my g/f would be on the boat also.
And Deb's daughter is a great girl, not to mention a human fender...I've seen her in action :cool: