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rivercrazy
09-02-2004, 02:20 PM
You have a house that's mobile and 14 cars that aren't!
You walk your kid to school cause your in the same grade....
You wear a strapless dress with a bra that isn't

Boozer
09-02-2004, 08:20 PM
You have a house that's mobile and 14 cars that aren't!
You walk your kid to school cause your in the same grade....
You wear a strapless dress with a bra that isn't
This is your favorite item at the GWB store
http://georgewbushstore1.cybrhost.com/images/300_2201a.jpg
:D :D

Tom Brown
09-02-2004, 10:21 PM
you've ever rolled a garden tractor.

Rexone
09-03-2004, 12:03 AM
you've ever rolled a garden tractor.
Does gettin er up on 2 wheels in the backyard count? :)
Shifted my weight and saved the day :jawdrop:

HighRoller
09-03-2004, 10:05 AM
Mike, just goes to show you shouldn't "drink and mow". Had a few close calls myself while trying to steer with one hand and holding my mower soda in the other.. :sqeyes:

Dr. Eagle
09-03-2004, 12:10 PM
This is your favorite item at the GWB store
http://georgewbushstore1.cybrhost.com/images/300_2201a.jpg
:D :D
That;s for all the buckle bunnies........ :)

lucky
09-03-2004, 12:58 PM
you slap your sister in the back of the head and she bites your unit in retaliation ------
Your boat is a fish and ski boat ....powered by merc .. and you know what lurz are ???? :messedup:
your confused on fathers day , but all your family is handing each other presents ...
you ask your buddy about his spare tire , and he takes his shirt off
you get excited by milking the cows .......
paris hiltons stops by your house ....... :messedup:

Dr. Eagle
09-03-2004, 01:52 PM
This is your favorite item at the GWB store
http://georgewbushstore1.cybrhost.com/images/300_2201a.jpg
:D :D
Now I wanna see Michael Moore wearing one of these...http://georgewbushstore2.cybrhost.com/images/200_2000.jpg

napabob
09-03-2004, 02:58 PM
You wear a strapless dress with a bra that isn't
You wear a thong with the plus super Maxi Pad on the beach because it stays on with the Flexi-Wings.
You think that W’ 04 is a new penetrating oil.

napabob
09-03-2004, 03:11 PM
your confused on fathers day , but all your family is handing each other presents ...
This is clarified when:
You call you older brother ‘Daddy’
and
You call you older sister ‘Mommy’