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MsDrmr
09-09-2004, 07:18 AM
Subject: 123
After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is
unable to perform.
He goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing
seems to work. So the doctor refers him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor says, "I can cure this."
He throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash
with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, This is powerful
healing but you can only use it once a year. All you have to
do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't
want to continue?"
All you or your partner has to say is '1234,' and it will go
down. But be warned: It will not work again for another
year." The guy goes home, and that night he is ready to
surprise his wife. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most
exotic shaving lotion. After he gets into bed and is lying
next to her, he says, "123," and suddenly he gets an
erection just as the witch doctor said. His wife was facing
the other way and turns over and says, "What did you say
'123' for?"

racecar.hotshoe
09-09-2004, 07:29 AM
Nice!

BarryMac
09-09-2004, 07:34 AM
funny stuff, almost as good as yesterday's topic... :eek: :eek: :eek:
gjb

MsDrmr
09-09-2004, 07:37 AM
yeah well ya know, it's hard to duplicate great stuff, so I will just settle for this, unless of course you want to go back to yesterdays thread :rolleyes: :smile:

racecar.hotshoe
09-09-2004, 07:42 AM
Lets go........... :devil:

BarryMac
09-09-2004, 08:46 AM
yeah well ya know, it's hard to duplicate great stuff, so I will just settle for this, unless of course you want to go back to yesterdays thread :rolleyes: :smile:
We can play follow the leader, you lead I'll follow... :rollside:
gjb