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Boozer
09-13-2004, 03:12 PM
Well if I did it would be illegal now.
http://right-thinking.com/index.php/weblog/C4/
Cold Ethyl
California is no longer as much of a party state as it used to be.
Having sex with corpses is now officially illegal in California after Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger signed a bill barring necrophilia, a spokeswoman says.
The new legislation marks the culmination of a two-year drive to outlaw necrophilia in the state and will help prosecutors who have been stymied by the lack of an official ban on the practice, according to experts. ...
Lawmakers revived the bill this year after an unsuccessful prosecution of a man found in a San Francisco funeral home drunk and passed out on top of an elderly womanÂ’s corpse.
The new law makes sex with a corpse a felony punishable by up to eight years in prison.
Somwwhere in California right now, a guy is having sex with Cher and committing a felony.

jbtrailerjim
09-13-2004, 03:19 PM
I thought it was illegal in all states already. That's just freakin gross. I can't believe people actually do that. :yuk:
Jim<---not into phuckin corpses

Red Eye
09-13-2004, 03:22 PM
Sex w/ dead people huh? Seems kind of boring w/ someone just laying there.

Bahner tunnel
09-13-2004, 03:23 PM
Did you read the bottom of the article about how a drunk man was found passed out on a dead ol lady? YIKES!!!!!!!!! That is a few steps past nailin' Joan Embrees (sp) horse . :2purples:

Boozer
09-13-2004, 03:25 PM
According to some its quite invigorating. Please be advised this is a conversation between 2 people one being a necrophiliac so the weak hearted should not read this.
To: kissass@hollyfeld.org (KissAss! CoE Elist)
From: tyagi@houseofkaos.abyss.com (boboroshi/CoE)
Subject: Interview With a Necrophiliac
Date: Sat, 22 Nov 1997 12:25:13 -0800 (PST)
49971118 aa2 Hail Satan! (FIRST PILLAR MATERIAL: SODOMY)
what follows is an edited interview with a necrophiliac. enjoy!
boboroshi/CoE begins:
# SAVE THE PLANET, KILL YOURSELF!!
#
# greetings necrophiliac! :>
#
# how did you first get involved with necrophilia?
necrophiliac (wishes to remain anonymous):
Well, I was 17 and was very curious as to what necrophilia was all about.
>From the time I was about 15, I have been very interested in the subject
and when the opportunity arose I jumped right on it.
# could you explain more about how you first got access
# to a corpse? have you ever known any others? who
# introduced you to how to get corpses and what
# precautions to take?
The first time I got a corpse I broke into a morgue. I was scared shitless.
I was kinda introduced to necrophilia by a girl who had a strong necro-
fetish. We did alot of shit like the whole play-dead thing, making each
other bleed, etc. But as far as obtaining corpses, I was all on my own.
# what has your experience been like? years of engaging
# sex with corpses? problems and inner barriers?
The experience so far has been great. I have never been caught out of
the 5 years I have been involved in this. It has been a totally refreshing
experience for me. It kind of got me in touch with myself. I don't know
why but it has been a very spiritual journey. As for problems, other than
necrophilia not being accepted by the standards of "normal" society, I have
no complaints.
# what do you think the term 'necrophilia' can cover,
# in terms of activities, fantasies, and behaviors?
Necrophilia covers a broad spectrum of things. From thoughts and fetishes of
the dead to the actual act of necrophilia. For instance, role-playing can be
necrophilia if it involves the dead, ****ing in body bags, etc. I don't know
about alot of necrophile's opinions, but I consider fantasies about necrophilia
to actually be necrophilia.
# what are dead bodies like? is it weird to have sex
# with a corpse? how is it different than ordinary
# sex with living humans? have you ever been sexual
# with dead animals of other types beyond the human?
Dead bodies are very different, I'll say that. It's nothing like sex with a
live person. Not because they are dead, just the texture and temperature of
the body (of course all this depends on how old the body is). No, I have
never engaged in sex with dead animals or animals of any kind.
# don't they smell? do you ever plug your nostrils or use
# vaseline or something to reduce what you can smell?
It depends. I've only had one body that smelled. I like fresh bodies
because they don't smell. They just turn me on more. I use K-Y jelly.
If you really wanted to get rid of any smell I suppose you could use
an air freshener of some sort, but I'd say that is evidence. I'm too
careful even to consider it.
# what specific risks are involved with the preparation
# or activity and how do you guard against these?
The main risk is of course getting caught. Here in California the act
of necrophilia isn't illegal, but just about anything that would enable you to
get a dead body is. Not to mention that if you were caught you'd probably be
institutionalized for being "mentally ill". I usually break into morgues, as
it is the easiest way to get a body, but security has become relatively tight
for these kinds of places.
All I can say about guarding against being caught is to be patient with
getting a body. Don't be too anxious because then you will just ****
something up and get caught. It is best to have it all planned out
beforehand so that you know what you are going to do. Once you have
obtained a body, no matter where, make sure you are in a secluded area
so that if someone happens to come by you will be hidden.
# what kinds of activities are your favorites? favorite
# bodies, types and conditions of corpse?
I really like straight vaginal, anal, and oral intercourse. Trying new
positions is always a quest of mine. I prefer youung women who are
relatively fresh, but in this kind of activity you have little room to
be picky.
# what is included in most of the necrotic encounters
# you've had so far?
Mostly just ****ing. If I have time I like to engage in a kind of foreplay
with the corpse as it makes it a little more relaxing and fun. Also, after
I orgasm I like to lay and hold the corpse, but there isn't always time to
do all this.
# what do you think are some of the moral or ethical
# issues that people often deal with? how do you
# resolve these (if you do) for yourself? what
# sort of discrimination have you faced?
I suppose some people would feel bad about violating a corpse. I just
figure that the body is dead and doesn't care because it really has no
feelings. I mean, I would love for my body to be used in such
activities after I'm dead. As for discrimination I haven't really faced
alot. Most of my close friends support me in this even though it is not
for them. They are really open-minded, I love them (thanks Ross!!!!!!!).
They understand me and love me for who I am rather than judge me based
on my sexual preference.
# what fantasies remain untried for you? do you have
# plans that will facilitate this?
I would love to kill a woman while I was ****ing her. Like with knives
and such. I don't have any future plans as the resource is practically
unavailable.
# are you talking about murder, or assisted suicide?
Assisted suicide -- in my mind, murder would be the same as rape, something
I am strongly against. If anything involves a live person, I must have
their consent.
# what legal barriers are there to the practice of
# necrophilia? do you think that people willing
# their bodies to dedicated necrophiliacs would
# be a helpful action?
Laws vary. As I said, in California the actual practice of necrophilia
is NOT illegal. But breaking into graveyards and morgues, etc. is.
Besides, if you were caught I'm sure they would slap some sort of
mental illness case on you, so I don't advise you to be ****ing bodies
in the streets.
If people willed their bodies for the purpose of necrophilia I think that
would be absolutely great. It would make it alot easier for us to get
bodies and keep practicing.
# is there any advice you have for those who may be
# interested or intrigued about necrophilia (by
# whatever definition) but who haven't acted on
# these feelings yet?
If you are interested in trying necrophilia, ALWAYS wear a condom.
A dead body can give you a disease just as fast as a live one. And
'K-Y Jelly' would be recommended as the orifices will be dry. ALWAYS
be careful no matter what kind of situation you are in. Always take
the proper precautions so as not to get caught.
# are there any diseases which dead bodies have that live
# ones don't?
Hmmm, I don't really know. I suppose there may be a few, but it is
always wise to use protection anyway. Doing otherwise seems stupid.
Also, you would be more inclined to get caught not using a condom
because you would obviously leave semen samples in there. I think
it a must that one should be careful, because it is a very risky
thing to do. When considering actually ****ing a corpse, you should
think about exactly what you are going to be doing. Plan ahead. I
recommend staking out the places you are thinking of performing at,
see what kind of security they have, if any. If it seems too risky,
it probably is. I have passed up many places due to security and such.
# thank you very much for your sharing. I will be posting the finished
# copy to Usenet and archiving it for public benefit with you listed as
# 'anonymous', cc'ing you a copy for your records.
#
# NECROPHILIA IS A NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE!!

fourspeednup
09-13-2004, 03:28 PM
Hmmmmm....well I'm gonna go puke, collect myself and go eat some Chinese take out :yuk:

PlyaPlya22
09-13-2004, 03:29 PM
Well if I did it would be illegal now.
http://right-thinking.com/index.php/weblog/C4/
Cold Ethyl
California is no longer as much of a party state as it used to be.
Having sex with corpses is now officially illegal in California after Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger signed a bill barring necrophilia, a spokeswoman says.
The new legislation marks the culmination of a two-year drive to outlaw necrophilia in the state and will help prosecutors who have been stymied by the lack of an official ban on the practice, according to experts. ...
Lawmakers revived the bill this year after an unsuccessful prosecution of a man found in a San Francisco funeral home drunk and passed out on top of an elderly womanÂ’s corpse.
The new law makes sex with a corpse a felony punishable by up to eight years in prison.
Somwwhere in California right now, a guy is having sex with Cher and committing a felony.
Boozer....where do you find this shit?

Boozer
09-13-2004, 03:35 PM
Boozer....where do you find this shit?
Heard mention of the govanater signing the bill ont he radio. Googled it and that is what I came up with.

Dave C
09-13-2004, 04:03 PM
figures it was someone in San Fran-freak-co that necessitated this law.......

RiverDave
09-13-2004, 04:09 PM
I think I just made up my mind that I'm definately getting cremated when I die..
RD

HammerDown
09-13-2004, 04:22 PM
:idea: hmmmm, I'll just stick with my (Kimber) doll :)

Boozer
09-13-2004, 04:29 PM
I think I just made up my mind that I'm definately getting cremated when I die..
RD
Burn the evidence?

DansBlown73Nordic
09-13-2004, 04:49 PM
I guess birth control isn't needed....... :) :skull:

Excessive Force
09-13-2004, 04:54 PM
talk about cold fish

IN2-IN2MX
09-13-2004, 05:02 PM
FRIGGEN MENTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :burningm:

Ziggy
09-13-2004, 05:06 PM
I think I just made up my mind that I'm definately getting cremated when I die..
RD
Ditto

Midwest_Miss69
09-13-2004, 07:18 PM
According to some its quite invigorating. Please be advised this is a conversation between 2 people one being a necrophiliac so the weak hearted should not read this.
To: kissass@hollyfeld.org (KissAss! CoE Elist)
From: tyagi@houseofkaos.abyss.com (boboroshi/CoE)
Subject: Interview With a Necrophiliac
Date: Sat, 22 Nov 1997 12:25:13 -0800 (PST)
49971118 aa2 Hail Satan! (FIRST PILLAR MATERIAL: SODOMY)
what follows is an edited interview with a necrophiliac. enjoy!
The first time I got a corpse I broke into a morgue. I was scared shitless.
I was kinda introduced to necrophilia by a girl who had a strong necro-
fetish. We did alot of shit like the whole play-dead thing, making each
other bleed, etc. But as far as obtaining corpses, I was all on my own.
It really makes me wonder how exactly did this girl with the strong necro-fetish have sex with these dead guys anyway? :rolleyes:

Boozer
09-13-2004, 07:22 PM
It really makes me wonder how exactly did this girl with the strong necro-fetish have sex with these dead guys anyway? :rolleyes:
Rigamortis?

Kim Hanson
09-13-2004, 07:22 PM
Coming for me, this isn't good! Keep it there, please!.........( . )( . )......

Misogynist
09-13-2004, 07:28 PM
Sex w/ dead people huh? Seems kind of boring w/ someone just laying there.
You've obviously been having sex with my ex........... :D

Kim Hanson
09-13-2004, 07:30 PM
You've obviously been having sex with my ex........... :D
Thats funny.............( . )( . )..........! :D

FMluvswater
09-13-2004, 07:31 PM
It really makes me wonder how exactly did this girl with the strong necro-fetish have sex with these dead guys anyway? :rolleyes:
Two comedies come to mind (the idea of the reality isn't as funny some reason :idea: ) Weekend At Bernies and Clerks

Midwest_Miss69
09-13-2004, 07:36 PM
Rigamortis?
Geez! I didn't even think of that!! LMAO! :2purples: :eek: :eek: :sqeyes:
But then I don't have all the sexual experience I once thought I had !! LOL !
I promise I won't be going there however!

Boozer
09-13-2004, 08:01 PM
yes i have been with your ex she now has multiple orgasms she just needed a big biker to get her off :mix:
I think you confused multiple orgasms with multiple STD's. I f*cked her after you got done and the clap was only the begining of the list the doctor started reading. Between her and Tara Reid i am now a walking STD.

Boozer
09-13-2004, 08:02 PM
Geez! I didn't even think of that!! LMAO! :2purples: :eek: :eek: :sqeyes:
But then I don't have all the sexual experience I once thought I had !! LOL !
I promise I won't be going there however!
Well if you need more experience you just let me know. I have 13 STD's to prove how experienced I am and I'd be more then happy to share my experience with you.

Midwest_Miss69
09-13-2004, 08:07 PM
Well if you need more experience you just let me know. I have 13 STD's to prove how experienced I am and I'd be more then happy to share my experience with you.
:2purples: Aghhhhhhhhhhhh I think I'll pass on this one Boozer !! He hee! :D

hoolign
09-13-2004, 08:26 PM
Sex w/ dead people huh? Seems kind of boring w/ someone just laying there.
never done a chick from Washington have ya?
:sqeyes: