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Schiada76
09-14-2004, 08:05 AM
Dan Rather came by my office last night and vandalized my dumpster.
He wrote BUSH=SATAN on the front of the dumpster.
I know it was Dan, my source swears it was him.
Liberals are scum! :rolleyes:

carbonmarine
09-14-2004, 08:11 AM
Lauer to Catty Kitty: You Got My Story Wrong, Too
Poison pen celebrity biographer Kitty Kelley shot herself in the foot on the "Today Show" this morning, when she claimed to have inside knowledge that "Today" host Matt Lauer once played golf with President George H.W. Bush - a charge refuted by Lauer on the spot.
Lauer was questioning Kelley about why, after four years of investigating three generations of the Bush family, she couldn't find one positive thing to report:
LAUER: The reality has to be that there are some nice things that need to be said about them. And why aren't they in this book?
KELLEY: Matt, you've played golf with former President Bush.
LAUER: I've never played golf with him.
Kelley did not challenge Lauer on his denial - or explain how many sources she had for her false claim.
Still, undeterred by yet another misreport, Kelley contended that the Bush family enjoys a "Donna Reed Show" family image, when the truth is closer, she claimed, to "The Sopranos."

eliminatedsprinter
09-14-2004, 09:45 AM
Dan Rather came by my office last night and vandalized my dumpster.
He wrote BUSH=SATAN on the front of the dumpster.
I know it was Dan, my source swears it was him.
Liberals are scum! :rolleyes:
Your source was wrong. He was just in the dumpster looking for his professional ethics and standards.

OGShocker
09-14-2004, 09:47 AM
Dan Rather came by my office last night and vandalized my dumpster.
He wrote BUSH=SATAN on the front of the dumpster.
I know it was Dan, my source swears it was him.
Liberals are scum! :rolleyes:
What font did he use???

Schiada76
09-14-2004, 12:16 PM
I have pictures to prove it................well they are a little blurry but if hold them up to the sun just right and look at them backwards with a magnifying glass, well they are obviously Rather. Yup no mistaking it. :rollside:

eliminatedsprinter
09-14-2004, 12:34 PM
Rather and CBS news have been pulling phony shi# for a long time. However, rushing to put out such obviously fake docs that smear a sitting president on a high profile show like 60 min.......If he had any ba!!$ he would stand up, quit, and take the Nixon-like exit he so richly deserves....

Sleek-Jet
09-14-2004, 03:54 PM
You work at Kinkos??!!! :D