MsDrmr
09-14-2004, 10:29 AM
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
>A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The
>sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers
>that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him
>down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of
>cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused,
>Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He
>answers, You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the
>store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of
>tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much
>cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own ............ so does
>she. ( I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton! )
Hope this makes up for the "funny for the girls"
>A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The
>sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers
>that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him
>down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of
>cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused,
>Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He
>answers, You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the
>store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of
>tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much
>cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own ............ so does
>she. ( I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton! )
Hope this makes up for the "funny for the girls"