syke-o
09-22-2004, 10:36 AM
INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT:
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago,
it would now be worth
$49.00.
With Enron,
you would have had
$16.50
left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom,
you would have had less than
$5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00
worth of Beer one year ago,
drank all the beer,
then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,
you would have had
$214.00.
Based on the above,
current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago,
it would now be worth
$49.00.
With Enron,
you would have had
$16.50
left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom,
you would have had less than
$5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00
worth of Beer one year ago,
drank all the beer,
then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,
you would have had
$214.00.
Based on the above,
current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan