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dmontzsta
09-24-2004, 09:46 PM
thats right...a drunk thug. watch out now.

Beautiful Noise
09-24-2004, 09:48 PM
Might as well put the time to good use then and go work on the Boat,You'd hate to let a good buzz go to waste :cool:

Mrs. casean
09-24-2004, 09:49 PM
OH NO.... http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/Smilies/beer.gif

dmontzsta
09-24-2004, 09:49 PM
Might as well put the time to good use then and go work on the Boat,You'd hate to let a good buzz go to waste :cool:
If I worked on it right now, it would never run again...
:idea:
I am drunker than the beach bash...ahhhh help me.

dmontzsta
09-24-2004, 09:50 PM
OH NO.... http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/Smilies/beer.gif
oh yes...ahhhhhh damn I am feeling weird.

Some Kind Of Monster
09-24-2004, 09:50 PM
Drinkin it up... Beaumont style?

Mrs. casean
09-24-2004, 09:50 PM
If I worked on it right now, it would never run again...
:idea:
I am drunker than the beach bash...ahhhh help me.
d'drunkmontzta! :D

dmontzsta
09-24-2004, 09:51 PM
Drinkin it up... Beaumont style?
YES, if I hit the streets now everyone needs to hide.

Kilrtoy
09-24-2004, 09:51 PM
Can you lower the nose of that boat, I cant see the smile on your face :cool:

HighRoller
09-24-2004, 09:51 PM
Chuggin' it hard in Beaumont? :messedup:

Beautiful Noise
09-24-2004, 09:51 PM
If I worked on it right now, it would never run again...
OR you might do something and it would run like a "Bat Out of Hell" :2purples:

dmontzsta
09-24-2004, 09:52 PM
Can you lower the nose of that boat, I cant see the smile on your face :cool:
Thugs dont smile, no reason to.
:lightsabe That boat jumps around more than prostitute in Beaumont. :sqeyes:

Some Kind Of Monster
09-24-2004, 09:52 PM
I've been sober for 8 days!!!

dmontzsta
09-24-2004, 09:53 PM
d'drunkmontzta! :D
damn, it sounds like its spelt 7 budweisers and counting.

Mrs. casean
09-24-2004, 09:53 PM
I've been sober for 8 days!!!
goin on 6 days... I'll break it tomorrow

dmontzsta
09-24-2004, 09:54 PM
Chuggin' it hard in Beaumont? :messedup:
In Moreno Valley right now, Beaumont will be a little later tonight when all the residents are sleeping, thats when the thug comes out with the repo man to take cars and shit.

Mrs. casean
09-24-2004, 09:54 PM
damn, it sounds like its spelt 7 budweisers and counting.
you can still count your beers, so you're not that gone :D when you lose count... your long gone hhaaa

Beautiful Noise
09-24-2004, 09:55 PM
goin on 6 days... I'll break it tomorrow
Well that deserves a Drink :idea:

dmontzsta
09-24-2004, 09:55 PM
OR you might do something and it would run like a "Bat Out of Hell" :2purples:
You have some speed tricks you would like to share cause I dont know what a bat ouf of hell is like.
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/Smilies/smiley_abzx.gif

Kilrtoy
09-24-2004, 09:56 PM
Thugs dont smile, no reason to.
:lightsabe That boat jumps around more than prostitute in Beaumont. :sqeyes:
Who is the town ***** out there anyways,
TOPLESS :eek: :eek:

racecar.hotshoe
09-24-2004, 09:56 PM
Who want to go to smellsomemore tomarrow??????????

dmontzsta
09-24-2004, 09:56 PM
you can still count your beers, so you're not that gone :D when you lose count... your long gone hhaaa
Mrs. Beaumont Thug aka Mrs dmontzsta just came in from the shower and said "i need more jack daniels now, holy shit I should take a shower cause she is getting me another beer and at this rate I am dead.

Beautiful Noise
09-24-2004, 09:57 PM
You have some speed tricks you would like to share cause I dont know what a bat ouf of hell is like.
Ask the Guy I raced last weekend what a Bat out of Hell looks like OR was it a Blur to him :)

dmontzsta
09-24-2004, 09:57 PM
Who is the town ***** out there anyways,
TOPLESS :eek: :eek:
I dont know...forgot his name, but town drunks get beat up and their beer taken to Mrs Beaumont, she is queen.
:mix:

dmontzsta
09-24-2004, 09:58 PM
Who want to go to smellsomemore tomarrow??????????
I will be sleeping, then doing lots of wrenching, oh the joy.,

dmontzsta
09-24-2004, 09:59 PM
Ask the Guy I raced last weekend what a Bat out of Hell looks like OR was it a Blur to him :)
Did you get a new boat?
:coffeycup

Mrs. casean
09-24-2004, 09:59 PM
Well that deserves a Drink :idea:
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/Smilies/smiley_abzv.gif

Beautiful Noise
09-24-2004, 09:59 PM
Who want to go to smellsomemore tomarrow??????????
Not me I'm taking the weekend off from Boating,I'll be hitting it the next 3 weekends in a Row :D

Beautiful Noise
09-24-2004, 10:00 PM
Did you get a new boat?
:coffeycup
Nope I just pulled that rock out from under the Foot Pedal :notam:

Some Kind Of Monster
09-24-2004, 10:00 PM
I hear ya there. I still have half a bottle of 151 left that I have to do something about tomorrow. I'm either going to try to run my boat on it, or drink it down.. Hopefully this time I will remember the rest of the night :rolleyes:

Beautiful Noise
09-24-2004, 10:02 PM
Hopefully this time I will remember the rest of the night :rolleyes:
Take notes it might help jog your memory :D

Some Kind Of Monster
09-24-2004, 10:03 PM
Take notes it might help jog your memory :D
Wow, I never thought of that! That would have been quite interesting!

Mrs. casean
09-24-2004, 10:03 PM
Hopefully this time I will remember the rest of the night :rolleyes:
Sometimes thats not so bad :D

Beautiful Noise
09-24-2004, 10:04 PM
Wow, I never thought of that!
I'm here to Help ;) :messedup:

racecar.hotshoe
09-24-2004, 10:07 PM
Who Wants To Have A Boat Race??????

Mrs. casean
09-24-2004, 10:08 PM
Who Wants To Have A Boat Race??????
I gotta get my brother out one of these days and you can all race the flattys!
That'd be a site you don't see anymore.

Beautiful Noise
09-24-2004, 10:08 PM
Who Wants To Have A Boat Race??????
Who has the nearest Pool :rollside:

racecar.hotshoe
09-24-2004, 10:09 PM
I gotta get my brother out one of these days and you can all race the flattys!
That'd be a site you don't see anymore.
THIS IS ARE BOAT.http://www.motorsportspictures.com/sdba/mf_ihba/images/2004mf415.jpg

dmontzsta
09-24-2004, 10:09 PM
Nope I just pulled that rock out from under the Foot Pedal :notam:
So you are no longer in the slow crew?

Mrs. casean
09-24-2004, 10:10 PM
THIS IS ARE BOAT.http://www.motorsportspictures.com/sdba/mf_ihba/images/2004mf415.jpg
Well his isn't that fancy!!! But that is a bad ass boat there... you drive?

dmontzsta
09-24-2004, 10:11 PM
I gotta get my brother out one of these days and you can all race the flattys!
That'd be a site you don't see anymore.
Thats what I am talking about, but we dont race, the "Organ Donor" is slow.

Beautiful Noise
09-24-2004, 10:11 PM
Nice Boat,I bet it makes a great daily runner :smile:
THIS IS ARE BOAT.http://www.motorsportspictures.com/sdba/mf_ihba/images/2004mf415.jpg

Beautiful Noise
09-24-2004, 10:11 PM
So you are no longer in the slow crew?
Nope I've moved up to the Slower Crowd :cool:

Some Kind Of Monster
09-24-2004, 10:12 PM
That boat is SICK! You HAVE to pull me on the tube with that thing!

racecar.hotshoe
09-24-2004, 10:12 PM
Well his isn't that fancy!!! But that is a bad ass boat there... you drive?
NOPE I JUST HELP THEM SOMETIMES,THE GUY THAT BUILT IT DOES MY SUPERLATE MODELS.

racecar.hotshoe
09-24-2004, 10:13 PM
Nice Boat,I bet it makes a great daily runner :smile:NOT WORTH A SH*T

racecar.hotshoe
09-24-2004, 10:14 PM
That boat is SICK! You HAVE to pull me on the tube with that thing!All I can say is hang on....

Mrs. casean
09-24-2004, 10:16 PM
That boat is SICK! You HAVE to pull me on the tube with that thing!
I'd be too chicken to do that!

Beautiful Noise
09-24-2004, 10:16 PM
NOT WORTH A SH*T
LOL :D

racecar.hotshoe
09-24-2004, 10:17 PM
I'd be too chicken to do that!I think the roust would peel your skin back....

Mrs. casean
09-24-2004, 10:18 PM
I think the roust would peel your skin back....
F..k that! You couldn't pay me to get behind that!

Some Kind Of Monster
09-24-2004, 10:19 PM
All I can say is hang on....
It's all good. Tubing behing hot boats is a hobby of mine. The faster the better :messedup:

racecar.hotshoe
09-24-2004, 10:20 PM
Id like to have it just once in my back yard to start it.Every dog around my house would be deaf......... :D

Some Kind Of Monster
09-24-2004, 10:21 PM
F..k that! You couldn't pay me to get behind that!
I'll post some pics some time... I once got into a race with a flatty with a tuber behing me.. He rolled up and I couldn't resist. I made a quick turn and dumbed my tuber right in front of my camp at full speed. I never seen a human skip like a rock.. Then again, I have never seen myself crash either :hammerhea

racecar.hotshoe
09-24-2004, 10:22 PM
It's all good. Tubing behing hot boats is a hobby of mine. The faster the better :messedup:Well god love ya bro this thing stop on a dime I dont give you the same odds.. :idea:

Mrs. casean
09-24-2004, 10:22 PM
I'll post some pics some time... I once got into a race with a flatty with a tuber behing me.. He rolled up and I couldn't resist. I made a quick turn and dumbed him right in front of my camp at full speed. I never seen a human skip like a rock.. Then again, I have never seen myself crash either :hammerhea
OMG!! Thats funny! I wanna see pics... thanks for the heads up... DON"T LET SKOM PULL YOU ON A TUBE :D

Some Kind Of Monster
09-24-2004, 10:23 PM
Well god love ya bro this thing stop on a dime I dont give you the same odds.. :idea:
Hey, Boats aren't ment to stop... Only go fast :squiggle:

Mrs. casean
09-24-2004, 10:23 PM
Hey, Boats aren't ment to stop... Only go fast :squiggle:
True True... or they would put breaks in them!!

racecar.hotshoe
09-24-2004, 10:25 PM
Hey, Boats aren't ment to stop... Only go fast :squiggle:I wonder if the chute would catch ya..

Some Kind Of Monster
09-24-2004, 10:28 PM
I wonder if the chute would catch ya..
Chute? Is that how they run it in Beaumont? 'round here it's all throttle all the time :p Even if it isn't a 4 second quarter. hehe

HCS
09-24-2004, 10:30 PM
Hmmm....must have past out in Beaumont. :frown:

dmontzsta
09-24-2004, 10:34 PM
Flatties run it in Bo Mont.

Some Kind Of Monster
09-24-2004, 10:35 PM
Flatties run it in Bo Mont.
At the local wat'rin hole?

Mrs. casean
09-24-2004, 10:37 PM
Flatties run it in Bo Mont.
Well the ones I've seen here are too nice for Beaumont! Some I am sure fit right in though.

dmontzsta
09-24-2004, 10:42 PM
At the local wat'rin hole?
yeup or cess pool or whatever you want to call it.

dmontzsta
09-24-2004, 10:42 PM
Well the ones I've seen here are too nice for Beaumont! Some I am sure fit right in though.
You must be referring to mine...it fits in.

Mrs. casean
09-24-2004, 10:47 PM
You must be referring to mine...it fits in.
Naw, from the pics I saw... the upuhlstry (I can't spell) isn't peeling up, the paint isn't chippin and you probably don't have to spray eather in it to start it up every time :D From what I see in the pics at least.

Some Kind Of Monster
09-24-2004, 10:49 PM
you probably don't have to spray eather in it to start it up every time :D
I hear in Beaumont they pour hard liquor in there to start em up. :2purples:

Beautiful Noise
09-24-2004, 10:49 PM
Naw, from the pics I saw... the upuhlstry (I can't spell) isn't peeling up, the paint isn't chippin and you probably don't have to spray eather in it to start it up every time :D From what I see in the pics at least.
You must be looking at different Pictures than Us....lol :messedup: :D

Mrs. casean
09-24-2004, 10:52 PM
You must be looking at different Pictures than Us....lol :messedup: :D
aahhh, poor dmontza... :D

Mrs. casean
09-24-2004, 10:52 PM
I hear in Beaumont they pour hard liquor in there to start em up. :2purples:
Now that I believe

Beautiful Noise
09-24-2004, 10:53 PM
aahhh, poor dmontza... :D
He's getting use to it,I've taught him just to let it roll off his shoulders
:D :D

Mrs. casean
09-24-2004, 10:54 PM
He's getting use to it,I've taught him just to let it roll off his shoulders
:D :D
well till I see it, I wont' classify it as a Beaumont Flatty... :D now if I see it and it fits... definitely belongs in beaumont then :D

Some Kind Of Monster
09-24-2004, 10:55 PM
He's getting use to it,I've taught him just to let it roll off his shoulders
:D :D
What's the saying? It's all fun and games 'till race day.

Mrs. casean
09-24-2004, 10:56 PM
What's the saying? It's all fun and games 'till race day.
aaahhh, very true... we'll have to have a race

Beautiful Noise
09-24-2004, 10:56 PM
What's the saying? It's all fun and games 'till race day.
LOL.....True :)

Some Kind Of Monster
09-24-2004, 10:58 PM
aaahhh, very true... we'll have to have a race
First one to Havi Marina loses!

Mrs. casean
09-24-2004, 11:03 PM
First one to Havi Marina loses!
haha... that means it doesn't belong it Beaumont since it made it :D

Some Kind Of Monster
09-24-2004, 11:05 PM
haha... that means it doesn't belong it Beaumont since it made it :D
Actually if you make it you get escorted to jail for your over transom 110db headers

Mrs. casean
09-24-2004, 11:06 PM
Actually if you make it you get escorted to jail for your over transom 110db headers
I see... well I'm off to bed... Night All!

Some Kind Of Monster
09-24-2004, 11:07 PM
I see... well I'm off to bed... Night All!
I'm off too. Night!

Beautiful Noise
09-24-2004, 11:07 PM
I see... well I'm off to bed... Night All!
Night,You know that going to Bed early like this won't help your Post-Count :rolleyes: :smile:

racecar.hotshoe
09-24-2004, 11:10 PM
Night,You know that going to Bed early like this won't help your Post-Count :rolleyes: :smile:
Bedpost count. :D

Beautiful Noise
09-24-2004, 11:12 PM
Bedpost count. :D
Sheep Counting, I heard that its the up and coming Sport :D

HighRoller
09-25-2004, 12:06 AM
Watch your back! I heard that members of the "Runnin' it kinda hard in Indio" and "Runnin' it as fast as we can in Banning" gangs are looking for trouble tonight. Sounds like they might rumble with the "Running it through the Starbuck's drive-thru in Moreno Valley" gang tonight. :rolleyes:

Essexive G's
09-25-2004, 01:51 AM
Mrs. Beaumont Thug aka Mrs dmontzsta just came in from the shower and said "i need more jack daniels now, holy shit I should take a shower cause she is getting me another beer and at this rate I am dead.
Just make sure you got clean underwear on then! Just like mom always told ya!

dmontzsta
09-25-2004, 07:43 AM
Naw, from the pics I saw... the upuhlstry (I can't spell) isn't peeling up, the paint isn't chippin and you probably don't have to spray eather in it to start it up every time :D From what I see in the pics at least.
uhhh...you must not have looked close enough?
:)

dmontzsta
09-25-2004, 07:44 AM
You must be looking at different Pictures than Us....lol :messedup: :D
I cant argue with that. :D

Mrs.Racer277
09-25-2004, 07:45 AM
uhhh...you must not have looked close enough?
:)
You're up. I didin't think we would hear from you this AM. Are you hanging?

dmontzsta
09-25-2004, 07:45 AM
well till I see it, I wont' classify it as a Beaumont Flatty... :D now if I see it and it fits... definitely belongs in beaumont then :D
Trust me, it belongs. But it might not belong next season.
:shift:

BonnevilleBaby
09-25-2004, 11:10 AM
How ya feelin' this bright and beautiful fall morning Dmonzta??? It is awfully bright this morning isn't it :D

dmontzsta
09-25-2004, 01:10 PM
You're up. I didin't think we would hear from you this AM. Are you hanging?
I am hanging, with a headache, but its ok. I am just bumming it at home today, lots to do but I am too tired, Beaumont wears ya out.

dmontzsta
09-25-2004, 01:12 PM
How ya feelin' this bright and beautiful fall morning Dmonzta??? It is awfully bright this morning isn't it :D
Hey there! Good to hear from you. I have the blinds closed all around the house, it is hot out here. Are you and Vic still tearing it up this season? anymore trips left? if so, where?

Mrs. casean
09-25-2004, 01:13 PM
Have you started drinking yet?

Kim Hanson
09-25-2004, 01:19 PM
thats right...a drunk thug. watch out now.
What are you going to do, blind me with your noodle and kick me in the junk?....( . )( . )..... :)

dmontzsta
09-25-2004, 01:31 PM
Have you started drinking yet?
Heck no, dont know if I am today.
:frown:

dmontzsta
09-25-2004, 01:32 PM
What are you going to do, blind me with your noodle and kick me in the junk?....( . )( . )..... :)
Good try but I am not showing you my penis Kim.

Mrs. casean
09-25-2004, 01:34 PM
Heck no, dont know if I am today.
:frown:
Must have been a rough night :D

Kim Hanson
09-25-2004, 01:34 PM
Good try but I am not showing you my penis Kim.
Don't be talking gay chit now, I meant your chrome head :p ........( . )( . )........

dmontzsta
09-25-2004, 02:37 PM
Don't be talking gay chit now, I meant your chrome head :p ........( . )( . )........
I think you are fascinated with my head Kimmy.
:shift:

dmontzsta
09-25-2004, 02:38 PM
Must have been a rough night :D
yeah, I guess I was caught dancing to "Spill The Wine by War" its on video, I hope it doesnt surface here.
:hammerhea

Mrs. casean
09-25-2004, 02:39 PM
I think you are fascinated with my head Kimmy.
:shift:
????http://www.***boat.com/ubb/confused.gif

MRS FLYIN VEE
09-25-2004, 02:39 PM
:2purples: :2purples:

dmontzsta
09-25-2004, 02:51 PM
????http://www.***boat.com/ubb/confused.gif
He seems to always talk about my head.
His name is Kim.
He has long hair.
He lives in Canada.
He drives a whacker.
What do you think about that? :D

Mrs. casean
09-25-2004, 02:52 PM
He seems to always talk about my head.
His name is Kim.
He has long hair.
He lives in Canada.
He drives a whacker.
What do you think about that? :D
:D Sounds like you are best buds from the way you talk about eachother... your heads and all :jawdrop:

dmontzsta
09-25-2004, 03:00 PM
:D Sounds like you are best buds from the way you talk about eachother... your heads and all :jawdrop:
haha, Me and Kimmy go way back ya know, I think he may have lived in Bo Mont for a while...
He/She started getting fruity and I stopped hanging out with him/her, then he/she moved to Canada and turned him/her self into a man.
:D
This ones for you buddy!
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/BigSmilies/gayfight2.gif

Mrs. casean
09-25-2004, 03:05 PM
haha, Me and Kimmy go way back ya know, I think he may have lived in Bo Mont for a while...
He/She started getting fruity and I stopped hanging out with him/her, then he/she moved to Canada and turned him/her self into a man.
:D
This ones for you buddy!
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/BigSmilies/gayfight2.gif
OMG that is a great smilie!!!http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/BigSmilies/gayfight2.gif

dmontzsta
09-25-2004, 03:07 PM
OMG that is a great smilie!!!http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/BigSmilies/gayfight2.gif
you know where to find em...if you find any others, let me know and I will add them to the site. :D
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/BigSmilies/council.gif

Mrs. casean
09-25-2004, 03:19 PM
you know where to find em...if you find any others, let me know and I will add them to the site. :D
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/BigSmilies/council.gif
I got all mine from you when you posted you link :D And the Mr had some so he gave them to me too... I love the little smilies! They crack me up! That one especially! I got a few more...
http://smileking.250free.com/Sports/biker.gif (http://)
gotta find the rest

Kim Hanson
09-25-2004, 03:21 PM
I think you are fascinated with my head Kimmy.
:shift:
It fascinated me that people do it, I like long hair and wear it! Don't tell me it's the cooling affect, Id say it the balding effect. Live with it any way you can dmontzsta, shaving is good , when it comes to snatchs!.......( . )( . )..... :hammer2:

Mrs. casean
09-25-2004, 03:22 PM
It fascinated me that people do it, I like long hair and wear it! Don't tell me it's the cooling affect, Id say it the balding effect. Live with it any way you can dmontzsta, shaving is good , when it comes to snatchs!.......( . )( . )..... :hammer2:
:idea:

Kim Hanson
09-25-2004, 03:27 PM
haha, Me and Kimmy go way back ya know, I think he may have lived in Bo Mont for a while...
He/She started getting fruity and I stopped hanging out with him/her, then he/she moved to Canada and turned him/her self into a man.
:D
This ones for you buddy!
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/BigSmilies/gayfight2.gif
I have allways lived in Canada, sun got to you today? Wear a hat dumbass! :D You are talking giberish again, too many wooblys right!.........( . )( . )........ :hammer2:

Mrs. casean
09-25-2004, 03:28 PM
Talk to you all tomorrow! Have a good one :D Don't get too drunk tonight dmonzta :D

Kim Hanson
09-25-2004, 03:31 PM
:idea:
:D :p ...........( . )( . )........ :)

Kim Hanson
09-25-2004, 03:32 PM
Talk to you all tomorrow! Have a good one :D Don't get too drunk tonight dmonzta :D
He drinks like a girl , so no problem there.....( . )( . )..... :D I bet he drinks coolers! :D

dmontzsta
09-25-2004, 03:36 PM
It fascinated me that people do it, I like long hair and wear it! Don't tell me it's the cooling affect, Id say it the balding effect. Live with it any way you can dmontzsta, shaving is good , when it comes to snatchs!.......( . )( . )..... :hammer2:
Go to jail with that long hair, they will like you!

dmontzsta
09-25-2004, 03:36 PM
I have allways lived in Canada, sun got to you today? Wear a hat dumbass! :D You are talking giberish again, too many wooblys right!.........( . )( . )........ :hammer2:
I dont wear hats, I am not afraid of the sun.

dmontzsta
09-25-2004, 03:37 PM
He drinks like a girl , so no problem there.....( . )( . )..... :D I bet he drinks coolers! :D
BUD WEI SER

Kim Hanson
09-25-2004, 03:45 PM
BUD WEI SER
I will never go to jail and I love the sun, tan as much as I can also! ........( . )( . )............ :D

Kim Hanson
09-25-2004, 03:48 PM
BUD WEI SER
SUCKS! .........( . )( . )...... :idea: Drink something worthy, like LabbattsLite...same as your high test chit down there :D .......( . )( . )....

dmontzsta
09-25-2004, 03:58 PM
SUCKS! .........( . )( . )...... :idea: Drink something worthy, like LabbattsLite...same as your high test chit down there :D .......( . )( . )....
Budweiser is Americas beer. :D