Hurricanes in Florida

[God]

Do not live there... I aim hurricanes at it. Why is that hard to understand?
I also arbitrarily toss earthquakes at California, so do not whine about it.
I spin most tornado's into the midwest. Do not park your mobile home there.
Does everybody get it? You should all live in Montana.
That is all. Me bless.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

whats wrong with Arizona.? :confused:

[jbtrailerjim]

I'll live with the occasional earthquakes you through at us here in Cali.

[RiverRatMike]

yeah! I live in LHC, Arizona and love it!
whats wrong with Arizona.? :confused:

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

yeah! I live in LHC, Arizona and love it!
we will be there eventually.. :wink:

[God]

Arizona was for storing scorpions and gila monsters. The Colorado runs through it because it's trying to get out. As it turns out it's a natural anesthetic for arthritis and certain breathing disorders. All quite by mistake I might add! Had I known everyone was going to move there I would have put in a lawn. I anticipated the rare squatter but was ill prepared for college athletics in the desert? What are you thinking? Montana is nice. Give it a shot. I built a view and everything... and you don't even go there?

[JetBoatRich]

I'll live with the occasional earthquakes you through at us here in Cali.
Occasional and without warning :yuk:

[NashvilleBound]

Occasional and without warning :yuk:
I would much rather live here and have an occasional light Tornado WITH warning AND WITH my new shelter big enough for the boat.....

[Wet Dream]

I lived in Western Montana, and I'll agree that it is absolutely beautiful, and underpopulated. But dammit, its cold up there.

[God]

I made it cold to enhance procreation. Be warned: men should warm up before displaying their goods. I didn't really think that through. If I had it to do over again i would have given Montana a beach and solar heat? Of course had I known this boating craze were going to take off I would have intervened when a faceless male designer decided covering up the women was arty.

[God]

In response to those who complain about their reputation points. Fifty percent of my reputation points are negative and unsigned. The other fifty percent are positive and signed. My cup is half full.

[Keithb87]

Arizona was for storing scorpions and gila monsters. The Colorado runs through it because it's trying to get out. As it turns out it's a natural anesthetic for arthritis and certain breathing disorders. All quite by mistake I might add! Had I known everyone was going to move there I would have put in a lawn. I anticipated the rare squatter but was ill prepared for college athletics in the desert? What are you thinking? Montana is nice. Give it a shot. I built a view and everything... and you don't even go there?
Ah, Arizona!
The devil wanted a place on earth
Sort of a summer home
A place to spend his vacation
Whenever he wanted to roam.
So he picked out Arizona
A place both wretched and rough
Where the climate was to his liking
And the cowboys hardened and tough.
He dried up the streams in the canyons
And ordered no rain to fall
He dried up the lakes in the valleys
Then baked and scorched it all.
Then over his barren country
He transplanted shrubs from hell.
The cactus, thistle and prickly pear
The climate suited them well.
Now the home was much to his liking
But animal life, he had none.
So he created crawling creatures
That all mankind would shun.
First he made the rattlesnake
With it's forked poisonous tongue.
Taught it to strike and rattle
And how to swallow it's young.
Then he made scorpions and lizards
And the ugly old horned toad.
He placed spiders of every description
Under rocks by the side of the road.
Then he ordered the sun to shine hotter,
Hotter and hotter still.
Until even the cactus wilted
And the old horned lizard took ill.
Then he gazed on his earthly kingdom
As any creator would
He chuckled a little up his sleeve
And admitted that it was good.
Twas summer now and Satan lay
By a prickly pear to rest.
The sweat rolled off his swarthy brow
So he took off his coat and vest.
"By Golly, " he finally panted,
"I did my job too well,
I'm going back to where I came from,
Arizona is hotter than Hell. "

[Wet Dream]

I made it cold to enhance procreation. Be warned: men should warm up before displaying their goods. I didn't really think that through. If I had it to do over again i would have given Montana a beach and solar heat? Of course had I known this boating craze were going to take off I would have intervened when a faceless male designer decided covering up the women was arty.
Lmao :D Men don't dare expose anything during the winter. And as for the boating thing taking off...didn't Noah teach you anything? He got the party started. ;)

[MsDrmr]

great thread ;)
Earthquakes are just another roller coaster.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

I think I will stay in Cali. for a while .. :D

[FunOnTheWater]

I don't mean to offend anyone :rolleyes: but why don't they save some of the wood for next year and save the long Home Depot Lines :confused:

[Keithb87]

Because they need it to re-build thier houses....... Silly :D

[God]

Just between us...Noah was a freak. I said two of everything. That meant twins, redheads, brunettes and blondes. I NEVER INTENDED SHEEP TO MAKE THE TRIP.

[RiverOtter]

Kinda hard not to love this:
Grayton Beach, FL
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6801P8170153.JPG

[God]

I do, do good work. Don't I. I have a new idea for horizontal beaches I'm trying out on Altair 7. You can stand or just lean back. I'll keep you posted.