OPEN IT UP..." RUN IT HARD!!"

[FRENCHIE]

HAPPY WEDNESDAY....AND COURT IS NOW OPEN...ALL MY BEAUMONT PEEPS STARY TUNED THE NEXT 2 OR 3 DAYS FOR SECRET INFO COMING UP ....ON OUR SECRET THING THATS REALLY GONNA PUT US ON THE MAP!!!!
IVE ALMOST GOT ALL THE DETAILS TOGETTHER!!!! :D :hammer2: :hammer2:

[Kachina26]

Did you turn off the alarm?

[FRENCHIE]

yes siry bob!!!! im ready to roll!!!! :wink:

[Kachina26]

I've got my super secret spy ring all ready to decode the message.

[RiverToysJas]

The Historian - checking in and runnin' hard!!!
RTJas :D

[FRENCHIE]

its in the works!!!! had to do some reviewing with Phatt matt and Goldi at dinner last night....how ironic the name of the resteraunt we went to was.........'B.J's!!!! :eek: :wink:

[FRENCHIE]

The Historian - checking in and runnin' hard!!!
RTJas :D
good stuff Brotha...glad you could join us for another wonderfull day in Beaumont!! ;)

[Todd969]

Good morning, coffee's brewing. Gonna run it hard on hump day.

[FRENCHIE]

Good morning, coffee's brewing. Gonna run it hard on hump day.
as you should...that the only way on wednesday!!! :p :D ;)

[FRENCHIE]

im off to the office now...gonna plug in my electric heater in the single wide....ive now moved my desk in from the porch...to may coyote's out side this early...run it hard guys...see ya later!! :p

[RiverToysJas]

Hey Frenchie, did you see the video I posted? Don't worry there's no shots of anyone with their bathing suit pulled up their ass!!! :2purples: ;) LMAO!!!
Off to work....see you all in the late afternoon...
RTJas :D

[FRENCHIE]

Hey Frenchie, did you see the video I posted? Don't worry there's no shots of anyone with their bathing suit pulled up their ass!!! :2purples: ;) LMAO!!!
Off to work....see you all in the late afternoon...
RTJas :D
no ill chek it out rigt now....then im off till later!! :)

[BarryMac]

Father GJB has prepared the morning gospel. Can I get an Amen???
gjb

[lewiville]

after thinking about it for awhile I figured out how I could benifit this ol town of Beaumont. Do we need a " AD GUY" for advertising and marketing? if so, count me in :D

[SHOCKWAVETOM]

Please pass the coffee.....

[dicudmore]

morning all :D
guess we'd better run it hard
Dan <---taking care of the vegas part of Beaumont today :cool:

[racecar.hotshoe]

Good morning all:Roz must of had a rough night I got to my office this morning and he sleeping in the bird bath,Its going to be one of those days..

[OGShocker]

Please pass the coffee..... :coffeycup :coffeycup :coffeycup
Enough??

[mbrown2]

Checking in and still looking for Cherry Festival Pagaent contestants... :hammerhea :cool:

[welk2party]

Just started my first cup. :coffeycup

[ROZ]

Good morning all:Roz must of had a rough night I got to my office this morning and he sleeping in the bird bath,Its going to be one of those days..
That's because the public pool was clodes... I really needed a bath... :p

[ROZ]

The Historian - checking in and runnin' hard!!!
RTJas :D
Just like a historian to post a video of an event of historical proportions. Great job! ...burp... :D

[redneckgirl]

Morning all !!!! Thanks for the :coffeycup :D
RNG

[Mrs.Racer277]

Good Morning All. More :coffeycup :coffeycup Please. :sleeping:
Lets run it hard today. :D

[racecar.hotshoe]

For those that dont know we are 48 members strong now......http://deephousepage.com/smilies/respect.gif

[MRS. MAINEVENT]

An official good morning to all people of Beaumont.
Hump day today so I should be very busy :idea: ;)

[racecar.hotshoe]

An official good morning to all people of Beaumont.
Hump day today so I should be very busy :idea: ;)Morning!http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/Smilies/LaLaLa.gif

[BarryMac]

Let me start off with a prayer, Dear Lord, thank you for Mrs. Mainevent and IN2-IN2MX, for they keep the towns men happy and content, thank you for all the peeps of Beaumont, they are a wild bunch that have a lot of funny shit to say, keep us safe and intoxicated on your wholly wine and help me find my lost Alter Girls, let us go on and be free of sin (unless you want too)...
father gjb

[racecar.hotshoe]

"amen"

[Roxysnow]

Good morning Senor's and senorita's! On my for my morning cup of java! Down the hatch! The tax assessor office is open!

[OGShocker]

Good morning all.
Border Report for 22-Sept.-2004
We repelled three incursions overnight. The offending parties have been returned to their native land (Banning). We won't be having anymore problems form them in the near future. :crossx:
Rest assured your Borders are safe and secure.
OGS

[racecar.hotshoe]

Good morning all.
Border Report for 22-Sept.-2004
We repelled three incursions overnight. The offending parties have been returned to their native land (Banning). We won't be having anymore problems form them in the near future. :crossx:
Rest assured your Borders are safe and secure.
OGSGood work OGS Carry on.............http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/Smilies/texan.gif

[SoCalHD]

OG-let me know if they even TRY to come back-I'll turn the dogs on em :220v:

[jas0502]

So...............I woke up this morning from my dream/nightmare and the only thing I could remember was............Running it hard...........like they do in Beaumont
WTF????? :confused: :hammer2:

[FRENCHIE]

after thinking about it for awhile I figured out how I could benifit this ol town of Beaumont. Do we need a " AD GUY" for advertising and marketing? if so, count me in :D
SORRY BRO FOR MY PATHETIC CREW IGNORING YOU....YES WE CAN USE AND "AD GUY" !!!! I VOTE YOU IN AND REACERCAR ADN I HAVE THE POWER ALSO TO SECOND YOU..SO I SECOND YOU....GO TO USER PANEL, ADJUST YOUR SIG...BOLD IT AND DONE DEAL!!!! :rolleyes: ;)

[FRENCHIE]

Good morning all.
Border Report for 22-Sept.-2004
We repelled three incursions overnight. The offending parties have been returned to their native land (Banning). We won't be having anymore problems form them in the near future. :crossx:
Rest assured your Borders are safe and secure.
OGS
kEEP UP THE GOOD WORK OG!!! :wink:

[MRS. MAINEVENT]

SORRY BRO FOR MY PATHETIC CREW IGNORING YOU....YES WE CAN USE AND "AD GUY" !!!! I VOTE YOU IN AND REACERCAR ADN I HAVE THE POWER ALSO TO SECOND YOU..SO I SECOND YOU....GO TO USER PANEL, ADJUST YOUR SIG...BOLD IT AND DONE DEAL!!!! :rolleyes: ;)
I would have to speak with my pimp first(topless) but pretty sure we could use some advertising as this has been a very slow HUMP day :devil:

[dicudmore]

SORRY BRO FOR MY PATHETIC CREW IGNORING YOU....YES WE CAN USE AND "AD GUY" !!!! I VOTE YOU IN AND REACERCAR ADN I HAVE THE POWER ALSO TO SECOND YOU..SO I SECOND YOU....GO TO USER PANEL, ADJUST YOUR SIG...BOLD IT AND DONE DEAL!!!! :rolleyes: ;)
OK I'll second here also

[dicudmore]

I would have to speak with my pimp first(topless) but pretty sure we could use some advertising as this has been a very slow HUMP day :devil:
you know the HR manager hasn't been ignoring ya :cool:

[FRENCHIE]

you know the HR manager hasn't been ignoring ya :cool:
hey dan i need to get some feedback about the oct 9th weekend from ya by like tomorrow..as i have a couple of others who are lookin for some space adn ride...told them i would let them know by thursday!!! thnx bro let me know!!!.......'L' ;)

[MRS. MAINEVENT]

Are you in need of our escort services on this fine day sir?

[FRENCHIE]

Are you in need of our escort services on this fine day sir?
if we can find the bed through all the clothes on my floor in the double wide then yes!!!! :D :p

[topless]

Sorry so late guys, busy night at the escort service. Mrs. MainEvent stayed up all night keeping all the men happy. I really need more help............ Who said coffee?

[racecar.hotshoe]

And so be it on this 29th day of Sept Lewiville was voted in as The Beaumont Ad Guy.............Welcome aboard.....Please ajust you sig.......... :hammer2:

[OGShocker]

Sorry so late guys, busy night at the escort service. Mrs. MainEvent stayed up all night keeping all the men happy. I really need more help............ Who said coffee?
:coffeycup :coffeycup :coffeycup Here ya go!

[OGShocker]

OG-let me know if they even TRY to come back-I'll turn the dogs on em :220v:
Thanks! I'll call you for back-up when needed!
kEEP UP THE GOOD WORK OG!!!
Will do, FRENCHIE!

[dicudmore]

hey dan i need to get some feedback about the oct 9th weekend from ya by like tomorrow..as i have a couple of others who are lookin for some space adn ride...told them i would let them know by thursday!!! thnx bro let me know!!!.......'L' ;)
Looks like the Cheetah's coming out for sure :D
Me and 2 others for sure...
The mainevents are looking for a ride. I'm sure one of us can accomodate :D
I also offered up a ride to AKAMATSU

[RiverKitty]

Don't worry there's no shots of anyone with their bathing suit pulled up their ass!!! :2purples: ;) LMAO!!!
RTJas :D
Hey now, I found that photograph to be rather, "artistic"!!! http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/414719drool.gif
Hey, does Beaumont need a "Stray Cat"??? :skull: ~meow~ :D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/41410036502.jpg

[topless]

:coffeycup :coffeycup :coffeycup Here ya go!
Thank you.............needed that. :)

[FRENCHIE]

Looks like the Cheetah's coming out for sure :D
Me and 2 others for sure...
The mainevents are looking for a ride. I'm sure one of us can accomodate :D
I also offered up a ride to AKAMATSU
ok...then ill count you out right dan!!! so now im just waiting on Force26 to see if he gets his rid eback b4 then...he took into teague yesterday so who knows!! but if not then he will be on our vessel also!!! :wink: :cool:

[racecar.hotshoe]

Looks like the Cheetah's coming out for sure :D
Me and 2 others for sure...
The mainevents are looking for a ride. I'm sure one of us can accomodate :D
I also offered up a ride to AKAMATSUThe mainevents are riding with us...........I think they are??????????

[FRENCHIE]

Hey now, I found that photograph to be rather, "artistic"!!! http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/414719drool.gif
Hey, does Beaumont need a "Stray Cat"??? :skull: ~meow~ :D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/41410036502.jpg
BEUAMONT LOVES THE..........PUSSY!!!! ANYTIME.!!!! :D :p

[jdogginla]

Morning all..............Had to personally show all my girls what "hump day" really means, sorry for the late start, but it took me awhile to get thru them all!@#$ Running it and my girls hard..........Beaumont Style!

[dicudmore]

ok...then ill count you out right dan!!! so now im just waiting on Force26 to see if he gets his rid eback b4 then...he took into teague yesterday so who knows!! but if not then he will be on our vessel also!!! :wink: :cool:
right on....he knows he's welcome on mine as well :D

[ROZ]

So...............I woke up this morning from my dream/nightmare and the only thing I could remember was............Running it hard...........like they do in Beaumont
WTF????? :confused: :hammer2:
You may want to have Out Cole'd analyze your dream. He's the town shrink...

[topless]

Hey now, I found that photograph to be rather, "artistic"!!! http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/414719drool.gif
Hey, does Beaumont need a "Stray Cat"??? :skull: ~meow~ :D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/41410036502.jpg
Why don't you join Mrs.MainEvent and me in the escort service. You can be the Pussy Cat Escort. (Men in Beaumont luv Pussy.........cats that is)

[dicudmore]

The mainevents are riding with us...........I think they are??????????
don't matter to me.....so long as someone is taking care of them getting a boat ride its all good :D
everybody knows mine is the one w/the flag....anybody wanting a ride just GET ON :wink:

[ROZ]

I would have to speak with my pimp first(topless) but pretty sure we could use some advertising as this has been a very slow HUMP day :devil: how many hump day specials do you plan to put out? :D

[dicudmore]

BEUAMONT LOVES THE..........PUSSY!!!! ANYTIME.!!!! :D :p
very well said mr VP

[BarryMac]

BEUAMONT LOVES THE..........PUSSY!!!! ANYTIME.!!!! :D :p
Mr. VP, please bring yourself and the Pussy Cat (RK) to the rectory, we need to talk...
father gjb

[Garrddogg]

Quote:
Originally Posted by FRENCHIE
ok...then ill count you out right dan!!! so now im just waiting on Force26 to see if he gets his rid eback b4 then...he took into teague yesterday so who knows!! but if not then he will be on our vessel also!!!
__________________
right on....he knows he's welcome on mine as well :D
Thanks guys, I think she gonna be ready to run Beaumount style :rollside:
We think its just the high pressure power steering hose!!
shouldnt be too long, but who knows,while its there :idea:

[FRENCHIE]

Quote:
Originally Posted by FRENCHIE
ok...then ill count you out right dan!!! so now im just waiting on Force26 to see if he gets his rid eback b4 then...he took into teague yesterday so who knows!! but if not then he will be on our vessel also!!!
__________________
Thanks guys, I think she gonna be ready to run Beaumount style :rollside:
We think its just the high pressure power steering hose!!
shouldnt be too long, but who knows,while its there :idea:
AS ALWAYS .....YOU KNOW HOW WE DO IT!!! :D ;)

[FRENCHIE]

Mr. VP, please bring yourself and the Pussy Cat (RK) to the rectory, we need to talk...
father gjb
SORRY SIR...ILL BE IN IT IN A MINUTE...THE RECTORY THAT IS!!! :p

[RiverKitty]

BEUAMONT LOVES THE..........PUSSY!!!! ANYTIME.!!!! :D :p
And pussy loves Beuamont! :skull: :p ~puuuuurrrrrr~

[BarryMac]

And pussy loves Beuamont! :skull: :p ~puuuuurrrrrr~
Do we have a Cat catcher? RK Can be in charge of all the stray's...???
father gjb

[FRENCHIE]

I SECOND THA ONE!!! GO TO USER CONTROL...EDIT SIG...BOLD IT AND DONE DEAL!! :hammer2: :hammer2:

[BarryMac]

River Kitty, you are now the official town Cat Catcher (we all love PUSSY cats), please put it in your sig line...
father gjb

[DryHeatOnly]

Yo Frenchie - I need the official swearin' in for my position in the Beaumomt City Council
Swear Away...Beaumont Style!!
"OFFICE OF ***boatER ASSISTANCE"

[dicudmore]

Yo Frenchie - I need the official swearin' in for my position in the Beaumomt City Council
Swear Away...Beaumont Style!!
"OFFICE OF ***boatER ASSISTANCE"
consider yourself sworn in.... I'm HR I can do that :D
we're gonna need some pics of the wife :D
I don't make the rules....We just have to enforce them :cool:

[racecar.hotshoe]

So be it on this the 29th day of Sept DryHeatOnly will be the Beaumont OFFICE of ***boatER ASSISTANCE .......Welcome aboard......Carry on.... :hammer2:

[DryHeatOnly]

Right on. :cool:
Gotta go run it'. :2purples:
Later.

[dicudmore]

Right on. :cool:
Gotta go run it'. :2purples:
Later.
welcome to the party....
now, where are those pics? See above...
:2purples:

[PlyaPlya22]

"amen"
I second that !

[RiverKitty]

Will this work? :confused: :D

[FRENCHIE]

Yo Frenchie - I need the official swearin' in for my position in the Beaumomt City Council
Swear Away...Beaumont Style!!
"OFFICE OF ***boatER ASSISTANCE"
swearin.....fuc#in, sh#t mutha, bit#h di#k...oh sorry wrong one....i second adn skip the swearin by the powers BEAUMONT has vested in me!!! ;) :D
hopefully i wont need your tow asst anytime soon!!! :p

[FRENCHIE]

Will this work? :confused: :D
excellent...im all over it!!! i mean yea that will work!!! :D :p

[BarryMac]

Will this work? :confused: :D
Ummm, the father really, really likey, ummm I likey alot... ;)
father gjb

[racecar.hotshoe]

On this the 29th day of Sept RiverKitty was voted in as Pussy Control...........Welcome aboard............ :hammer2:

[BarryMac]

On this the 29th day of Sept RiverKitty was voted in as Pussy Control...........Welcome aboard............ :hammer2:
the newest member make the reverend very, very happy, we all know that the pussy in Beaumont is out of control, it will be nice to have it corraled and controlled by a cat that likes the water, ms RK...
father gjb

[dicudmore]

Will this work? :confused: :D
oh ya that works :D

[RiverKitty]

On this the 29th day of Sept RiverKitty was voted in as Pussy Control...........Welcome aboard............ :hammer2:
Woo Hoo!!!! Glad to be aboard!!!
Soooo...when's our first company party??? :idea: :D

[RiverToysJas]

Hey now, I found that photograph to be rather, "artistic"!!!
Oh I know you do! And trust me, there IS video of it also. http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/puke/barfy.gif LOL :D
RTJas :D

[RiverKitty]

Oh I know you do! And trust me, there IS video of it also. LOL :D
RTJas :D
Well! Don't just stand there!!! E-mail it to me ASAP!!! :eek: LMAO!!! :crossx:
I'll even throw ya a few extra rep points for that!!! :D

[Second "PLACE"]

You know, SOMETIMES it's okay for pussy to be OUT OF CONTROL, within the city limits of BEAUMONT. :devil:

[racecar.hotshoe]

You know, SOMETIMES it's okay for pussy to be OUT OF CONTROL, within the city limits of BEAUMONT. :devil:
You were voted in as attorney.......The sig.......fix the sig...it must be in bold.. :coffeycup :D

[RiverKitty]

You know, SOMETIMES it's okay for pussy to be OUT OF CONTROL, within the city limits of BEAUMONT. :devil:
I completly agree!!! I only maintain the "quality" of the out of control pussy!!!! :skull: Only the BEST for Beaumont!!! :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

This week sucks. We got hit again. 5.0 in Keene 28 miles from Bakersfield.
I hate earthquakes. :jawdrop: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[RiverKitty]

AGAIN!!! NO WAY!!!
I'm turnin' the news on!!! :eek:

[Mrs. casean]

Welcome aboard RiverKitty!

[RiverKitty]

Welcome aboard RiverKitty!
Thanks Sweetie! Glad to be aboard!!! :D
Will you be at the Dam Run???

[dicudmore]

consider yourself sworn in.... I'm HR I can do that :D
we're gonna need some pics of the wife :D
I don't make the rules....We just have to enforce them :cool:
DHO.....refer to line 69 of this thread...
Still waiting.... :crossx:
Please?

[FRENCHIE]

DHO.....refer to line 69 of this thread...
Still waiting.... :crossx:
Please?
arent we all!!!!!! :D ;)

[FRENCHIE]

pics DHO!!!!! :hammerhea :wink: :)

[ROZ]

pics DHO!!!!! :hammerhea :wink: :) You 'd think a person who specializes in boater's assistance would qickly put up the pics :crossx:

[PlyaPlya22]

Thanks Sweetie! Glad to be aboard!!! :D
Will you be at the Dam Run???
Damn, I know we got the best pussy in town now! :)

[RiverKitty]

Damn, I know we got the best pussy in town now! :)
Dam Straight!!! :D

[ROZ]

Dam Straight!!! :D
Miss. Kitty, I luuuuuve(drunk southern twang) you! :D

[RiverKitty]

Miss. Kitty, I luuuuuve(drunk southern twang) you! :D
Ahhhh Roz....my favorite town drunk! http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/414girl.gif
I just luuuuuve that southern twang of yours darlin'!!! :skull:

[FRENCHIE]

Damn, I know we got the best pussy in town now! :)
thats the best thing said yet!!!! :hammer2: :hammer2: :D

[dicudmore]

pics DHO!!!!! :hammerhea :wink: :)
I PM'ed the with-holding party regarding this matter :D

[PlyaPlya22]

thats the best thing said yet!!!! :hammer2: :hammer2: :D
When you know what your doing those things start purring like a MOFO :D

[BarryMac]

When you know what your doing those things start purring like a MOFO :D
Pussy control may have a comment about purring...
father gjb

[Mrs.Racer277]

Good Morning Fellow Beaumont members. Gotta get ready for work now to run it hard. :wink:

[Mrs. casean]

Good Morning Fellow Beaumont members. Gotta get ready for work now to run it hard. :wink:
You mught be runnin it hard under your desk today! I keep hearing about earthquakes up there and aftershocks! Be careful!

[BarryMac]

You might be runnin it hard under your desk today!
whoaaa, becareful on your wording my daughter, some people may perceive your comments in a sexual way...
father gjb

[FRENCHIE]

When you know what your doing those things start purring like a MOFO :D
gotta be either the short hair pussy though, or hairless!! the only way to run it!!! :rollside: ;) :eat: