Run out of excuses?

[Some Kind Of Monster]

Try this!
http://www.funnypop.com/excuse/generator.html

[Some Kind Of Monster]

Excuse me, I have to go jump my lumpy pretzel.

[topless]

I'd love to but I have to go pop squishy sausage.

[fourspeednup]

"I'd really love to finish my motor and get on the lake, but i can't because I have to spank my lovely garden'"
-SKOM :D

[Some Kind Of Monster]

Oh that hurts..
I'm pulling the motor that is in there tonight. That is, If I can loosen my sticky dreadlocks in time.

[topless]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!! Now I have to go poison my Canadian scab. LMAO :cry:

[racecar.hotshoe]

I have to eat my burnt cat.....WTF.

[fourspeednup]

Oh that hurts..
I'm pulling the motor that is in there tonight. That is, If I can loosen my sticky dreadlocks in time.
I would come up with a witty reply but I have to go throw my unwield toenails :p

[HCS]

Shave my dead donut.

[Some Kind Of Monster]

Now I have to walk my missing chicken????

[topless]

Rock my crusty wart

[ROZ]

Pierce my upset muffin and then disarm my scrappy but ....

[Havasu47]

I'd be at Havasu but I have to Bury my fuzzy weasle

[Some Kind Of Monster]

I'd be at Havasu but I have to Bury my fuzzy weasle
LMAO... Me too. Me too.

[switchin'addiction]

I would love to invite you in officer, but I have to ..........analyze my demented garden this evening. :cool: