79 Members now I want 100

[racecar.hotshoe]

We need 21 new members by fri morning.............The Prez..... :idea:

[taxman]

I have been a lurker for 5 years on these boards and would love to be a member.

[racecar.hotshoe]

I have been a lurker for 5 years on these boards and would love to be a member.What is it you would like to be?

[Second "PLACE"]

Mr. President, as Beaumont city Attorney I think we DO need an official Beaumont TAXMAN/Accountant.....What do you think?

[taxman]

my likes are women boats and booze! maybe official ass tapper...
Tapping that ass Beaumont style... You Know How We Do It

[racecar.hotshoe]

If this guy is a taxman for real.He needs to be something else.The Beaumont City does not run with people who know what they are doing....... :D

[Second "PLACE"]

Mr. President, as Beaumont city Attorney I think we DO need an official Beaumont TAXMAN/Accountant.....What do you think?
Since ROXYSNOW is official Tax Accesor, Than taxman could fill the accountant position. :idea:

[taxman]

Ass Tapper

[racecar.hotshoe]

Since ROXYSNOW is official Tax Accesor, Than taxman could fill the accountant position. :idea:
If he wants it.

[racecar.hotshoe]

We do need a school nurse.......

[PlyaPlya22]

Good Morning People of Beaumont!

[BarryMac]

Ass Tapper
Sorry Ass Tapper is not a position in the town of Beaumont, the Prez and Vice Prez are doing that already anyhow, street sweeper is still available. What do ya say???
the rev. gjb

[racecar.hotshoe]

Good Morning People of Beaumont!Good morning Plya...... :coffeycup :D

[Second "PLACE"]

What up PLYA ? We're tryin' to recruit 21 new heads into Beaumont by Friday.
Mr. Pres. says we need to get it don.

[moneysucker]

We do need a school nurse.......
School nurse and ass tapper are the same at the neverland ranch.

[racecar.hotshoe]

School nurse and ass tapper are the same at the neverland ranch.True True.............. :devil:

[taxman]

Public Relations ?????

[racecar.hotshoe]

Hey moneysucker you dont have a place in Beaumont............. :idea:

[TRIMM MANN]

I'm in :D Let me know what you want me to be :2purples:
OFFICIAL THONG CHECKER :sqeyes: Let me check your thong BEAUMONT STYLE

[taxman]

Ok Ok School Nurse I Kinda Like It!!!!!!

[racecar.hotshoe]

We still need a Funeral Director
Fire Chief
Trash Man
Street sweeper

[racecar.hotshoe]

I vote taxman in as School nurse can i get a second..........

[Second "PLACE"]

I second the Tax mans Nomination :rollside:

[OGShocker]

Do we have an official "SPELL CHECKER"?

[racecar.hotshoe]

And so be it on this the 4th day of Oct taxman was voted in as School nurse......Welcome aboard.....Please ajust your sig.... :hammer2:

[racecar.hotshoe]

Do we have an official "SPELL CHECKER"?What are you saying?

[taxman]

And so be it on this the 4th day of Oct taxman was voted in as School nurse......Welcome aboard.....Please ajust your sig....
I finally Hit the BIG TIME

[racecar.hotshoe]

And so be it on this the 4th day of Oct taxman was voted in as School nurse......Welcome aboard.....Please ajust your sig....
I finally Hit the BIG TIME
Your sig must say " RUNNING IT HARD ....IN BEAUMONT!" YOU KNOW HOW WE DO IT!! In Bold!

[Sane Asylum]

We need 21 new members by fri morning.............The Prez..... :idea:
Prez.....I'd like to be the designated Beaumont Pirate at Large, Pillager of all things....

[OGShocker]

What are you saying?
Iz won of the wroust speelers in BOWMOUNT. Iz needs hellp. :rollside:

[racecar.hotshoe]

I vote in sane asylum in as Pirate at Large can i get a second..........

[OGShocker]

Second that!!!

[taxman]

Checking my sig

[taxman]

Let It Be Known All Children of Beaumont Will Recieve A Injection Today :cry:

[racecar.hotshoe]

On this the 4th day of Oct Sane Asylum was voted in as Pirate at Large........Welcome aboard..........Please ajust your sig... :hammer2:

[sneauxcone]

I've also been lurking here for about two years. Always come here for a good laugh. Would love to show some civic pride and be part of the peeps of Beaumont. Back in my home state of Louisiana you really know you've made it when you have a job on the wharf shucking oysters. Would the city of Beaumont need a Oyster Shucker?

[Second "PLACE"]

Let It Be Known All Children of Beaumont Will Recieve A Injection Today :cry:
Protecting BEAUMONT from the west nile virus.

[BarryMac]

Let It Be Known All Children of Beaumont Will Recieve A Injection Today :cry:
Sure glad that my foster children go to school in Hemet...
the rev. gjb

[racecar.hotshoe]

I've also been lurking here for about two years. Always come here for a good laugh. Would love to show some civic pride and be part of the peeps of Beaumont. Back in my home state of Louisiana you really know you've made it when you have a job on the wharf shucking oysters. Would the city of Beaumont need a Oyster Shucker?
Yes we are.Do you want the job?

[sneauxcone]

Yes we are.Do you want the job?
Heck ya! Looking at Frenchies front door pics in a previous thread I'd be willing to re-locate ASAP. Shuckin' Oysters and livin' in paradise. Now Iz b livin' large....

[racecar.hotshoe]

I vote in sneauxcone as Beaumont Oyster Shucker can I get a second?.........

[BarryMac]

2nd, now start shucking the oysters, and don't forget the church...
the rev. gjb

[Parker Dreamin]

Do you guys needs an official Dog Walker ?

[racecar.hotshoe]

So be it on this the 4th day of Oct sneauxcone was voted in as Beaumont Oyster Shucker..........Welcome aboard..Please ajust your sig.......... :hammer2:

[taxman]

Dogs run it hard in Beaumont maybe pooper scooper

[racecar.hotshoe]

Do you guys needs an official Dog Walker ?
Yes we do.would you like to be one?

[Parker Dreamin]

The Dog Walker doing it Doggy Style......... I am in.

[taxman]

D O Double G fizzle shizzle my brotha

[racecar.hotshoe]

I vote in Parker Dreamin as the official Dog Walker can I get a second?

[PlyaPlya22]

I second that!!

[taxman]

Race car just shot you some rep points

[racecar.hotshoe]

So be it on this the 4th day of Oct Parker Dreamin was voted in as the official Dog Walker........Welcome aboard.........Please ajust your sig..... :hammer2:

[sneauxcone]

Thanks Racercar.hotshow and gottajet. Mom/Dad, look at me now... Proud Oyster shucker of Beaumont.
I"m spelunking for pearls down here.....

[TRIMM MANN]

I'm in :D Let me know what you want me to be :2purples:
OFFICIAL THONG CHECKER :sqeyes: Let me check your thong BEAUMONT STYLE :eat:

[racecar.hotshoe]

Thanks Racercar.hotshow and gottajet. Mom/Dad, look at me now... Proud Oyster shucker of Beaumont.
I"m spelunking for pearls down here.....http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/Smilies/smiley_abtu.gif

[Parker Dreamin2]

You guys looking for an Official Instigator???

[racecar.hotshoe]

:eat:How about Fire Chief????????

[racecar.hotshoe]

You guys looking for an Official Instigator???Yes we are Is that who you want to be?

[Parker Dreamin]

The Dog Father is aboard.......

[TRIMM MANN]

How about Fire Chief????????
Fire chief or inspector!
Smoking Hot in BEAUMONT :devil:

[Parker Dreamin2]

Yes Please. Just to let you know I am changing my username to Tequila-John my partner in crime is Parker Dreamin

[TRIMM MANN]

I still like THONG CHECKER :eat:

[TRIMM MANN]

Or THONG REMOVER :D

[PlyaPlya22]

Thngs are really shaping up arund here.

[JetBoatRich]

Is there any fees to join :confused: what incentive is there to be a member :cool: :notam:

[racecar.hotshoe]

Yes Please. Just to let you know I am changing my username to Tequila-John my partner in crime is Parker DreaminOK

[Parker Dreamin2]

Race,
How can i change my username without having to make a new account? Can I e-mail the admin?

[racecar.hotshoe]

I have two to vote in I vote in Trimm MANN as Fire Chief/Thong Checker.........And Tequila-John as Official Instigator can I get a second.....

[racecar.hotshoe]

Race,
How can i change my username without having to make a new account? Can I e-mail the admin?You cant.

[TRIMM MANN]

Race,
How can i change my username without having to make a new account? Can I e-mail the admin?
When I did it, I emailed the administrator. It was easy, just took a couple of days

[racecar.hotshoe]

Is there any fees to join :confused: what incentive is there to be a member :cool: :notam:The only fee is to have fun,No drama are you in?

[BarryMac]

I second both new additions...
the rev. gjb

[Parker Dreamin]

once we reach the 100 + members lets get an offical list together....

[Parker Dreamin]

I second and third that....

[racecar.hotshoe]

So be it on this the 4th day of Oct Trimm MANN was voted in as Fire Chief/Thong Checker and Tequila-John was voted in as Official Instigator........Welcome aboard....Please ajust your sigs... :hammer2:

[BarryMac]

Is there any fees to join :confused: what incentive is there to be a member :cool: :notam:
Come on Rich, get in here, nothing serious, just a lot of fun... We need a position for the all time post ***** JBR, it needs to be something creative...
the rev. gjb

[TRIMM MANN]

Thank you Mr. Prez, I am honored to be Fire Chief/Thong Inspector :eat:
I won't let you down :2purples:

[racecar.hotshoe]

Thank you Mr. Prez, I am honored to be Fire Chief/Thong Inspector :eat:
I won't let you down :2purples:
RUNNING IT HARD ....IN BEAUMONT!" YOU KNOW HOW WE DO IT!! Must be in BOLD!

[TRIMM MANN]

I think I fixed it :argue:

[TRIMM MANN]

Sorry sir :(

[racecar.hotshoe]

Sorry sir :(Much Better.. :D

[TRIMM MANN]

How do I make mine darker and bolder like yours?

[schmaubba]

i just happened to see some ov ur homes..do yaz have an offical home mover in case ya wanna move to da utter side ov da road? cuz i have da big rig to move ur homes. my friends luk up to me cuz i own a double wide. can i be da official home mover?
oh no, im not a real trucker mister, i just found dis cap!!!

[Tequila-John]

Official Instigator reporting for duty. HA DING!

[racecar.hotshoe]

Beaumont Possie
Name Title
1 racecar.hotshoe Prez
2 Mrs.racecar.hotshoe the first lady
3 Frenchie "VICE PREZ / FOUNDER
4 Sya BEAUMONT SECURITY CHIEF AND MASTER AT ARMS
5 Plya C.D.C. & C.O.O.
6 Kilrtoy THE JUDGE/PIMP
7 Mrs.Kilrtoy Mrs Beaumont 2004/5/6/7…..
8 Force 26 SHERRIFF & TREASURER
9 Mrs Racer277 BEAUMONT SECRETARY
10 CASEAN Transportation Manager
11 Mrs CASEAN Beaumont Lifeguard
12 Todd969 Janitor/coffee maker
13 Boat Loan Guy Piano player for the local ***** house
14 ROZ (Town drunk)
15 Keithb87 Master of Ceremonies / Events Coordinator
16 Kachina26 Vice President in charge of High Desert operations
17 Dicudmore PUBLIC RELATIONS/HUMAN RESOURCES MANAGER
18 Redneckgirl Business Manager
19 Outcole,d DR. PHIL OF BEAUMONT
20 Throwerb office of education and welfare
21 GLD Small Claims Court Moderator
22 Jdogginla Official Beaumont Pimp
23 dmontzsta Official Beaumont City Thug
24 IN2-IN2MX BEAUMONT MASSEUSE
25 Ntwotrance OFFICIAL OFFICER OF THE COURT
26 Ahhell greeter at the wal-mart
27 hondajoey City Project Engineer
28 Mike37 BEAUMONT CUSTOM HOMES
29 Sceam Official Prop Checker
30 debbolas Fastest fingers in Beaumont
31 Roxysnow City tax assessor
32 OGShocker Border Guard
33 IN2-MX OB/GYN
34 Boozer Thong/Pasty inspector
35 Shockwave tom Assistant Event/Meeting planner???
36 Phatt Matt Bartender
37 Goldilocks Nuclear Scientist
38 RiverToysJason Historian
39 hot_diggity_dog Official Photographer
40 Topless Beaumont Escort service
41 DryHeatOnly Office of ***boater Assistance
42 mbrown2 Cherry Festival Pagaent Judge
43 gotajettboat Priest
44 Froggystyle "Minister of Beaumont Homeland Security"
45 Mrs. Mainevent Head Escort
46 Lightning Chief of Financial Investments
47 titties and beer Beaumont Bouncer
48 lewiville Beaumont AD GUY
49 Beer Hunter Bail Bondsman
50 MainEvent Town Gigolo
51 hallet flatbottom Kid The Pool Guy
52 Riverkitty PUSSY CONTROL
53 ChumpChange Trash Man
54 Second "PLACE" "Attorney"
55 essexjet Beaumont Ambulance driver
56 Her454 Local Jello Shooter
57 Tom Brown ORGANIST
58 1 STEP CLOSER Town MIDGET
58 Mandelon Slum Lord
59 Ivan Dan Realtor
60 PHOTOGLOU Used car salesman
61 Mr & Mrs Flying Vee "Official Beaumont Turd Chasers"…
62 Steamin Rice Official TV Repairman
63 Havasu47 Official Barnacle Scraper
64 Mrs HLB topless hairdresser
65 boatslayer OFFICIAL SPEED DEMON
66 Totally IncapASSitated BUILDING INSPECTOR
67 FMlovesWaterBaby Radio Disk Jockey
68 Cola Animal Control
69 SoCalHD Beaumont K9
70 HARDCORE-SKI Official Golf Cart Driver
71 Knuckle head Official Park Ranger
72 repo man Athletic Director
73 mrsdrmr "Fairest of the Fair"
74 dexman38 owner of the LIQUOR BANK AND RECORD STORE
75 welk2party land and loan mogul
76 phebus Town Arsonist
77 moneysucker official Petroleum Distribution Technician
78 Rp1 Welfare Director
79 LVJAKAS official gardner
80 Taxman School Nurse
81 Sane Asylum Pirate at Large
82 sneauxcone Beaumont Oyster Shucker
83 Parker Dreamin Official Dog Walker
84 Trimm MANN Fire Chief/Thong Checker
85 Tequila-John Official Instigator

[MsDrmr]

are you EVER happy???? :hammerhea

[racecar.hotshoe]

are you EVER happy???? :hammerheaGetting There... :coffeycup :D

[moneysucker]

Hey moneysucker you dont have a place in Beaumont............. :idea:
Mr President, I was voted in over the weekend I don't know if it was an emergency council meeting or if they just needed fuel to go to the river.

[racecar.hotshoe]

Mr President, I was voted in over the weekend I don't know if it was an emergency council meeting or if they just needed fuel to go to the river.Got it.........Its hard to keep up sometime... :hammer2:

[racecar.hotshoe]

I would like to vote in JetBoatRich as Town Clown can I get a second...........

[havalen]

with all the new people in town ya gona need a crossing guard. Help saya and playa i need your vote

[racecar.hotshoe]

I would like to vote in havalen as crossing guard can I get a second..........

[JetBoatRich]

I would like to vote in havalen as crossing guard can I get a second..........
I second it, if my vote counts yet :rolleyes:

[FRENCHIE]

Do you guys needs an official Dog Walker ?
YEA MY BITCH NEEDS A RUN!!! :cool:

[racecar.hotshoe]

I second it, if my vote counts yet :rolleyes:I am taken care of it.In one min.......... :D

[FRENCHIE]

I would like to vote in havalen as crossing guard can I get a second..........
V.P. seconds it!!!! :rolleyes: :rollside:

[racecar.hotshoe]

YEA MY BITCH NEEDS A RUN!!! :cool:I need some seconds VP can you do it.

[FRENCHIE]

I need some seconds VP can you do it.
2nd, 2nd, 2nd, 2nd!!!!
Damn Racecar you been RUNNIN thi ssh#t real hard since i left at 6:15 this morning!! :jawdrop: :D ;) :lightsabe

[Mrs. casean]

Got my vote Racecarhotshoe... if ya still need it!

[racecar.hotshoe]

2nd, 2nd, 2nd, 2nd!!!!
Damn Racecar you been RUNNIN thi ssh#t real hard since i left at 6:15 this morning!! :jawdrop: :D ;) :lightsabeIts my job VP

[racecar.hotshoe]

Got my vote Racecarhotshoe... if ya still need it!I allway need your vote!......... :coffeycup :D

[PlyaPlya22]

I personally think he isn't running it hard enough!! :smile:

[racecar.hotshoe]

I personally think he isn't running it hard enough!! :smile:http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/Smilies/smilies-27068.png

[racecar.hotshoe]

So be it on this the 4th day of Oct JetBoatRich was voted in as Town Clown and havalen as crossing guard...........Wlecome Aboard.........Please ajust your sigs.......... :hammer2: :hammer2:

[FRENCHIE]

I personally think he isn't running it hard enough!! :smile:
.... :jawdrop: :jawdrop: ....Harder, Harder!!! :hammer2: :hammer2:

[PlyaPlya22]

Welcome aboard Gentlemen!! Please check-in daily, we like to keep a head count. Gotta make sure those Bannnig Boys, don't try and off any of us :D

[racecar.hotshoe]

.... :jawdrop: :jawdrop: ....Harder, Harder!!! :hammer2: :hammer2:87 now and growing..... :D

[PlyaPlya22]

YEA MY BITCH NEEDS A RUN!!! :cool:Thanks god she's not a horse. Then she'd need to be ridden :D

[havalen]

Thanks to everyone i will try to keep the cross clear so you can get out of town quick.

[FRENCHIE]

Thanks to everyone i will try to keep the cross clear so you can get out of town quick.
you betta go back to edit sig...and bold the theme up!!!! :notam: :cool:

[racecar.hotshoe]

Thanks to everyone i will try to keep the cross clear so you can get out of town quick. " RUNNING IT HARD ....IN BEAUMONT!" YOU KNOW HOW WE DO IT!! Must be in BOLD!Thanks........... :coffeycup :D

[racecar.hotshoe]

you betta go back to edit sig...and bold the theme up!!!! :notam: :cool:Im on it. Im on it...... :D

[BarryMac]

are you EVER happy???? :hammerhea
you know what makes the beaumont peeps happy... now get to confession and repent your sins, (in m,y best sultry voice) I'll be waiting...
the rev. gjb

[MsDrmr]

.... :jawdrop: :jawdrop: ....Harder, Harder!!! :hammer2: :hammer2:
Now Frenchie, I hate to ruin things, but that line souds familiar, just not here on the forums. :rollside:

[FRENCHIE]

Now Frenchie, I hate to ruin things, but that line souds familiar, just not here on the forums. :rollside:
sorry i forgot that was.."our little phrase!" :) :wink:

[havalen]

How Do I Make It Bold

[FRENCHIE]

How Do I Make It Bold
go to user cp...hit edit signature....then just put in your name regular...but after that hit 'B' for bold and type in the Beaumont theme in it..then hit save...should be good to go!! :smile:

[JetBoatRich]

So be it on this the 4th day of Oct JetBoatRich was voted in as Town Clown and havalen as crossing guard...........Wlecome Aboard.........Please ajust your sigs.......... :hammer2: :hammer2:
Thanks :D I think :jawdrop:

[FRENCHIE]

Thanks :D I think :jawdrop:
welcome...we needed a major post king!!!! :hammer2: :D

[havalen]

Hot Dog I Did It :d :d :d :d

[Mtg Pro]

How about a "Director of Higher Education" ? Oh that's right this is Beaumont, it should be Cancellor of Beaumont Day Care.

[racecar.hotshoe]

How about a "Director of Higher Education" ? Oh that's right this is Beaumont, it should be Cancellor of Beaumont Day Care.Make your choice???????????

[Mtg Pro]

Director of Higher Education should be easy with only 2 students

[racecar.hotshoe]

I vote Mtg Pro in as Director of Higher Education can I get a second.........

[HCS]

I there a Parks and Rec director yet?
Someone needs to water the tree.

[BarryMac]

I vote Mtg Pro in as Director of Higher Education can I get a second.........
I'll second ya prez. MTG Pro is now Director of Higher Education, change your sig line now and get your ass in class...
Ohh and by the way, keep an eye on the School Nurse, he has issues...
the rev. gjb

[PlyaPlya22]

[QUOTE=racecar.hotshoe]Beaumont Possie
Name Title
1 racecar.hotshoe Prez
2 Mrs.racecar.hotshoe the first lady
3 Frenchie "VICE PREZ / FOUNDER
4 Sya BEAUMONT SECURITY CHIEF AND MASTER AT ARMS
5 Plya C.D.C. & C.O.O.
6 Kilrtoy THE JUDGE/PIMP
7 Mrs.Kilrtoy Mrs Beaumont 2004/5/6/7…..
8 Force 26 SHERRIFF & TREASURER
9 Mrs Racer277 BEAUMONT SECRETARY
10 CASEAN Transportation Manager
11 Mrs CASEAN Beaumont Lifeguard
12 Todd969 Janitor/coffee maker
13 Boat Loan Guy Piano player for the local ***** house
14 ROZ (Town drunk)
15 Keithb87 Master of Ceremonies / Events Coordinator
16 Kachina26 Vice President in charge of High Desert operations
17 Dicudmore PUBLIC RELATIONS/HUMAN RESOURCES MANAGER
18 Redneckgirl Business Manager
19 Outcole,d DR. PHIL OF BEAUMONT
20 Throwerb office of education and welfare
21 GLD Small Claims Court Moderator
22 Jdogginla Official Beaumont Pimp
23 dmontzsta Official Beaumont City Thug
24 IN2-IN2MX BEAUMONT MASSEUSE
25 Ntwotrance OFFICIAL OFFICER OF THE COURT
26 Ahhell greeter at the wal-mart
27 hondajoey City Project Engineer
28 Mike37 BEAUMONT CUSTOM HOMES
29 Sceam Official Prop Checker
30 debbolas Fastest fingers in Beaumont
31 Roxysnow City tax assessor
32 OGShocker Border Guard
33 IN2-MX OB/GYN
34 Boozer Thong/Pasty inspector
35 Shockwave tom Assistant Event/Meeting planner???
36 Phatt Matt Bartender
37 Goldilocks Nuclear Scientist
38 RiverToysJason Historian
39 hot_diggity_dog Official Photographer
40 Topless Beaumont Escort service
41 DryHeatOnly Office of ***boater Assistance
42 mbrown2 Cherry Festival Pagaent Judge
43 gotajettboat Priest
44 Froggystyle "Minister of Beaumont Homeland Security"
45 Mrs. Mainevent Head Escort
46 Lightning Chief of Financial Investments
47 titties and beer Beaumont Bouncer
48 lewiville Beaumont AD GUY
49 Beer Hunter Bail Bondsman
50 MainEvent Town Gigolo
51 hallet flatbottom Kid The Pool Guy
52 Riverkitty PUSSY CONTROL
53 ChumpChange Trash Man
54 Second "PLACE" "Attorney"
55 essexjet Beaumont Ambulance driver
56 Her454 Local Jello Shooter
57 Tom Brown ORGANIST
58 1 STEP CLOSER Town MIDGET
58 Mandelon Slum Lord
59 Ivan Dan Realtor
60 PHOTOGLOU Used car salesman
61 Mr & Mrs Flying Vee "Official Beaumont Turd Chasers"…
62 Steamin Rice Official TV Repairman
63 Havasu47 Official Barnacle Scraper
64 Mrs HLB topless hairdresser
65 boatslayer OFFICIAL SPEED DEMON
66 Totally IncapASSitated BUILDING INSPECTOR
67 FMlovesWaterBaby Radio Disk Jockey
68 Cola Animal Control
69 SoCalHD Beaumont K9
70 HARDCORE-SKI Official Golf Cart Driver
71 Knuckle head Official Park Ranger
72 repo man Athletic Director
73 mrsdrmr "Fairest of the Fair"
74 dexman38 owner of the LIQUOR BANK AND RECORD STORE
75 welk2party land and loan mogul
76 phebus Town Arsonist
77 moneysucker official Petroleum Distribution Technician
78 Rp1 Welfare Director
79 LVJAKAS official gardner
80 Taxman School Nurse
81 Sane Asylum Pirate at Large
82 sneauxcone Beaumont Oyster Shucker
83 Parker Dreamin Official Dog Walker
84 Trimm MANN Fire Chief/Thong Checker
85 Tequila-John Official Instigator
86 Nodigg Official Trailer Trash Certification Specialist

[FRENCHIE]

[QUOTE=racecar.hotshoe]Beaumont Possie
Name Title
1 racecar.hotshoe Prez
2 Mrs.racecar.hotshoe the first lady
3 Frenchie "VICE PREZ / FOUNDER
4 Sya BEAUMONT SECURITY CHIEF AND MASTER AT ARMS
5 Plya C.D.C. & C.O.O.
6 Kilrtoy THE JUDGE/PIMP
7 Mrs.Kilrtoy Mrs Beaumont 2004/5/6/7…..
8 Force 26 SHERRIFF & TREASURER
9 Mrs Racer277 BEAUMONT SECRETARY
10 CASEAN Transportation Manager
11 Mrs CASEAN Beaumont Lifeguard
12 Todd969 Janitor/coffee maker
13 Boat Loan Guy Piano player for the local ***** house
14 ROZ (Town drunk)
15 Keithb87 Master of Ceremonies / Events Coordinator
16 Kachina26 Vice President in charge of High Desert operations
17 Dicudmore PUBLIC RELATIONS/HUMAN RESOURCES MANAGER
18 Redneckgirl Business Manager
19 Outcole,d DR. PHIL OF BEAUMONT
20 Throwerb office of education and welfare
21 GLD Small Claims Court Moderator
22 Jdogginla Official Beaumont Pimp
23 dmontzsta Official Beaumont City Thug
24 IN2-IN2MX BEAUMONT MASSEUSE
25 Ntwotrance OFFICIAL OFFICER OF THE COURT
26 Ahhell greeter at the wal-mart
27 hondajoey City Project Engineer
28 Mike37 BEAUMONT CUSTOM HOMES
29 Sceam Official Prop Checker
30 debbolas Fastest fingers in Beaumont
31 Roxysnow City tax assessor
32 OGShocker Border Guard
33 IN2-MX OB/GYN
34 Boozer Thong/Pasty inspector
35 Shockwave tom Assistant Event/Meeting planner???
36 Phatt Matt Bartender
37 Goldilocks Nuclear Scientist
38 RiverToysJason Historian
39 hot_diggity_dog Official Photographer
40 Topless Beaumont Escort service
41 DryHeatOnly Office of ***boater Assistance
42 mbrown2 Cherry Festival Pagaent Judge
43 gotajettboat Priest
44 Froggystyle "Minister of Beaumont Homeland Security"
45 Mrs. Mainevent Head Escort
46 Lightning Chief of Financial Investments
47 titties and beer Beaumont Bouncer
48 lewiville Beaumont AD GUY
49 Beer Hunter Bail Bondsman
50 MainEvent Town Gigolo
51 hallet flatbottom Kid The Pool Guy
52 Riverkitty PUSSY CONTROL
53 ChumpChange Trash Man
54 Second "PLACE" "Attorney"
55 essexjet Beaumont Ambulance driver
56 Her454 Local Jello Shooter
57 Tom Brown ORGANIST
58 1 STEP CLOSER Town MIDGET
58 Mandelon Slum Lord
59 Ivan Dan Realtor
60 PHOTOGLOU Used car salesman
61 Mr & Mrs Flying Vee "Official Beaumont Turd Chasers"…
62 Steamin Rice Official TV Repairman
63 Havasu47 Official Barnacle Scraper
64 Mrs HLB topless hairdresser
65 boatslayer OFFICIAL SPEED DEMON
66 Totally IncapASSitated BUILDING INSPECTOR
67 FMlovesWaterBaby Radio Disk Jockey
68 Cola Animal Control
69 SoCalHD Beaumont K9
70 HARDCORE-SKI Official Golf Cart Driver
71 Knuckle head Official Park Ranger
72 repo man Athletic Director
73 mrsdrmr "Fairest of the Fair"
74 dexman38 owner of the LIQUOR BANK AND RECORD STORE
75 welk2party land and loan mogul
76 phebus Town Arsonist
77 moneysucker official Petroleum Distribution Technician
78 Rp1 Welfare Director
79 LVJAKAS official gardner
80 Taxman School Nurse
81 Sane Asylum Pirate at Large
82 sneauxcone Beaumont Oyster Shucker
83 Parker Dreamin Official Dog Walker
84 Trimm MANN Fire Chief/Thong Checker
85 Tequila-John Official Instigator
86 Nodigg Official Trailer Trash Certification Specialist
Plya since our last conversation ...last week...this sh#t is f'n wild!!! :p :D :hammer2: :hammer2:

[taxman]

Hey I do Have Issues butt the injections are very popular today and I checked my records and every female is due for a annual SHOCKER

[racecar.hotshoe]

So be it on this 4th day of Oct Mtg Pro was voted in as Director of Higher Education .............Welcome aboard........Please ajust your sig.......... :hammer2:

[Mtg Pro]

We'll start working on our first instructional video

[taxman]

Father Pat ma Groin (GJB), looking for my Alter Girl's
Have they had annual injections

[racecar.hotshoe]

We'll start working on our first instructional videoDont make it to hard because..........Well you know... :D

[havalen]

Please Slow For The Beaumont Beauties Going To Get A Bikini Wax

[BarryMac]

Father Pat ma Groin (GJB), looking for my Alter Girl's
Have they had annual injections
Just a few of the chosen ones have...
the rev. gjb

[topless]

Father Pat ma Groin (GJB), looking for my Alter Girl's
Have they had annual injections
We here at the escort service get our shots weekly. :D

[taxman]

Topless Please be at my orfice for a special throat culture

[topless]

Topless Please be at my orfice for a special throat culture
Yes sir.....I'm on my way. Just need to go push start the Gremlin.

[lucky]

[QUOTE=racecar.hotshoe]Beaumont Possie
Name Title
1 racecar.hotshoe Prez
2 Mrs.racecar.hotshoe the first lady
3 Frenchie "VICE PREZ / FOUNDER
4 Sya BEAUMONT SECURITY CHIEF AND MASTER AT ARMS
5 Plya C.D.C. & C.O.O.
6 Kilrtoy THE JUDGE/PIMP
7 Mrs.Kilrtoy Mrs Beaumont 2004/5/6/7…..
8 Force 26 SHERRIFF & TREASURER
9 Mrs Racer277 BEAUMONT SECRETARY
10 CASEAN Transportation Manager
11 Mrs CASEAN Beaumont Lifeguard
12 Todd969 Janitor/coffee maker
13 Boat Loan Guy Piano player for the local ***** house
14 ROZ (Town drunk)
15 Keithb87 Master of Ceremonies / Events Coordinator
16 Kachina26 Vice President in charge of High Desert operations
17 Dicudmore PUBLIC RELATIONS/HUMAN RESOURCES MANAGER
18 Redneckgirl Business Manager
19 Outcole,d DR. PHIL OF BEAUMONT
20 Throwerb office of education and welfare
21 GLD Small Claims Court Moderator
22 Jdogginla Official Beaumont Pimp
23 dmontzsta Official Beaumont City Thug
24 IN2-IN2MX BEAUMONT MASSEUSE
25 Ntwotrance OFFICIAL OFFICER OF THE COURT
26 Ahhell greeter at the wal-mart
27 hondajoey City Project Engineer
28 Mike37 BEAUMONT CUSTOM HOMES
29 Sceam Official Prop Checker
30 debbolas Fastest fingers in Beaumont
31 Roxysnow City tax assessor
32 OGShocker Border Guard
33 IN2-MX OB/GYN
34 Boozer Thong/Pasty inspector
35 Shockwave tom Assistant Event/Meeting planner???
36 Phatt Matt Bartender
37 Goldilocks Nuclear Scientist
38 RiverToysJason Historian
39 hot_diggity_dog Official Photographer
40 Topless Beaumont Escort service
41 DryHeatOnly Office of ***boater Assistance
42 mbrown2 Cherry Festival Pagaent Judge
43 gotajettboat Priest
44 Froggystyle "Minister of Beaumont Homeland Security"
45 Mrs. Mainevent Head Escort
46 Lightning Chief of Financial Investments
47 titties and beer Beaumont Bouncer
48 lewiville Beaumont AD GUY
49 Beer Hunter Bail Bondsman
50 MainEvent Town Gigolo
51 hallet flatbottom Kid The Pool Guy
52 Riverkitty PUSSY CONTROL
53 ChumpChange Trash Man
54 Second "PLACE" "Attorney"
55 essexjet Beaumont Ambulance driver
56 Her454 Local Jello Shooter
57 Tom Brown ORGANIST
58 1 STEP CLOSER Town MIDGET
58 Mandelon Slum Lord
59 Ivan Dan Realtor
60 PHOTOGLOU Used car salesman
61 Mr & Mrs Flying Vee "Official Beaumont Turd Chasers"…
62 Steamin Rice Official TV Repairman
63 Havasu47 Official Barnacle Scraper
64 Mrs HLB topless hairdresser
65 boatslayer OFFICIAL SPEED DEMON
66 Totally IncapASSitated BUILDING INSPECTOR
67 FMlovesWaterBaby Radio Disk Jockey
68 Cola Animal Control
69 SoCalHD Beaumont K9
70 HARDCORE-SKI Official Golf Cart Driver
71 Knuckle head Official Park Ranger
72 repo man Athletic Director
73 mrsdrmr "Fairest of the Fair"
74 dexman38 owner of the LIQUOR BANK AND RECORD STORE
75 welk2party land and loan mogul
76 phebus Town Arsonist
77 moneysucker official Petroleum Distribution Technician
78 Rp1 Welfare Director
79 LVJAKAS official gardner
80 Taxman School Nurse
81 Sane Asylum Pirate at Large
82 sneauxcone Beaumont Oyster Shucker
83 Parker Dreamin Official Dog Walker
84 Trimm MANN Fire Chief/Thong Checker
85 Tequila-John Official Instigator
86 Nodigg Official Trailer Trash Certification Specialist
87 Lucky - IMPORT OR (INPOT/ ?EXPORTER - specilizing in exotic foliage

[racecar.hotshoe]

87 Lucky - IMPORT OR (INPOT/ ?EXPORTER - specilizing in exotic foliage
You wont be 87 cause we have grown.But I will vote you in if you wish?

[HotDogz]

Citizens of Beaumont!!!
I wish to apply for the position of Official Cat Catcher! I have extensive experience with cat chasing and think that I would have certain skill sets to bring to this important position. Mind you, NOT DOG catcher. My bretheren would not appreciate this. I understand that there are many undocumented cats in Beaumont and I offer my skills to the fine citizens of Beaumont.
Remember cats are dangerous unchecked!!! :D
Besides, I work cheap...I just eat what I catch.
:p

[racecar.hotshoe]

I would like to vote two in.....Lucky as IMPORT and EXPORTER .......Two HotDogz as The Official Cat Catcher can I get some seconds.....

[topless]

I'll second that.

[BarryMac]

Excuse me Prez. Ms. RiverKitty is already in the position of Pussy Control...
the rev. gjb

[racecar.hotshoe]

Excuse me Prez. Ms. RiverKitty is already in the position of Pussy Control...
the rev. gjbI dont think they are the same kind of Kittys..... :devil:

[NorCal Gameshow]

I would like to apply for the mailman/beer distributor position ...
can i get a second???

[HotDogz]

I would be willing to work under Miss Kitty and have all cat catching operations overseen by her. :rollside: I'll do all the footwork :rolleyes:

[lucky]

lucky is your man - the grass is always greener on the that side of banning
Officialy - LUCKY TRADER' - If it aint grown in this town , i can get it for ya ... :wink:

[racecar.hotshoe]

So be it on this the 4th day of Oct Lucky was voted in as IMPORT and EXPORTER...........Welcome aboard........Please ajust your sig..... :hammer2:

[LVJAKAZ]

We'll start working on our first instructional video
WELCOME :cool:

[racecar.hotshoe]

So be it on this the 4th day of Oct HotDogz was voted in asst,Cat Catcher.....Welcome Aboard.........Please ajust your sig........ :hammer2:

[racecar.hotshoe]

I would like to vote in NorCalGameshow in as The mailman/beer distributor can I get a second........

[PlyaPlya22]

Plya since our last conversation ...last week...this sh#t is f'n wild!!! :p :D :hammer2: :hammer2:
You know.......Imagine if everybody from BEaumont shows up to the Halloween Party :sqeyes:

[PlyaPlya22]

i here by second the nomination

[racecar.hotshoe]

So be it on this the 4th day of Oct NorCalGameshow was voted in as The mailman/beer distributor...........Welcome aboard........Please ajust your sig....... :hammer2:

[OGShocker]

Did we elect a Spell Checker yet?
:confused:

[racecar.hotshoe]

Did we elect a Spell Checker yet?
:confused:Nope!

[racecar.hotshoe]

Did we elect a Spell Checker yet?
:confused:Are talkin about my Beaumont spelling of ADJUST??????? :coffeycup :D

[OGShocker]

Are talkin about my Beaumont spelling of ADJUST??????? :coffeycup :D
Man!, you are QUUUUUUICK! :rollside:
I still thunk we need an offisheal Speel chicker.

[Second "PLACE"]

"Get 'er Done" !

[RiverKitty]

I would be willing to work under Miss Kitty and have all cat catching operations overseen by her. :rollside: I'll do all the footwork :rolleyes:
Cool! I have an assistant!!!
Your first assignment is to go over to the Topless Escort Service and thouroghly inspect all the kitty's. Their last inspection passed with flying colors but we try to do this at least once a week to maintain quality control! Welcome to your new job position!!! :skull:
Cheers ~River (Your New Boss) Kitty :D

[OGShocker]

Are talkin about my Beaumont spelling of ADJUST??????? :coffeycup :D
GGGGRRRRRRrrrrrrr!!!!!!
You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.
I tried! :D

[topless]

Cool! I have an assistant!!!
Your first assignment is to go over to the Topless Escort Service and thouroghly inspect all the kitty's. Their last inspection passed with flying colors but we try to do this at least once a week to maintain quality control! Welcome to your new job position!!! :skull:
Cheers ~River (Your New Boss) Kitty :D
Gosh, Weekly injections, throat cultures, AND inspections too! This town really runs it hard! :eat:

[Kokopelli]

[QUOTE=racecar.hotshoe]Beaumont Possie
Name Title
1 racecar.hotshoe Prez
2 Mrs.racecar.hotshoe the first lady
3 Frenchie "VICE PREZ / FOUNDER
4 Sya BEAUMONT SECURITY CHIEF AND MASTER AT ARMS
5 Plya C.D.C. & C.O.O.
6 Kilrtoy THE JUDGE/PIMP
7 Mrs.Kilrtoy Mrs Beaumont 2004/5/6/7…..
8 Force 26 SHERRIFF & TREASURER
9 Mrs Racer277 BEAUMONT SECRETARY
10 CASEAN Transportation Manager
11 Mrs CASEAN Beaumont Lifeguard
12 Todd969 Janitor/coffee maker
13 Boat Loan Guy Piano player for the local ***** house
14 ROZ (Town drunk)
15 Keithb87 Master of Ceremonies / Events Coordinator
16 Kachina26 Vice President in charge of High Desert operations
17 Dicudmore PUBLIC RELATIONS/HUMAN RESOURCES MANAGER
18 Redneckgirl Business Manager
19 Outcole,d DR. PHIL OF BEAUMONT
20 Throwerb office of education and welfare
21 GLD Small Claims Court Moderator
22 Jdogginla Official Beaumont Pimp
23 dmontzsta Official Beaumont City Thug
24 IN2-IN2MX BEAUMONT MASSEUSE
25 Ntwotrance OFFICIAL OFFICER OF THE COURT
26 Ahhell greeter at the wal-mart
27 hondajoey City Project Engineer
28 Mike37 BEAUMONT CUSTOM HOMES
29 Sceam Official Prop Checker
30 debbolas Fastest fingers in Beaumont
31 Roxysnow City tax assessor
32 OGShocker Border Guard
33 IN2-MX OB/GYN
34 Boozer Thong/Pasty inspector
35 Shockwave tom Assistant Event/Meeting planner???
36 Phatt Matt Bartender
37 Goldilocks Nuclear Scientist
38 RiverToysJason Historian
39 hot_diggity_dog Official Photographer
40 Topless Beaumont Escort service
41 DryHeatOnly Office of ***boater Assistance
42 mbrown2 Cherry Festival Pagaent Judge
43 gotajettboat Priest
44 Froggystyle "Minister of Beaumont Homeland Security"
45 Mrs. Mainevent Head Escort
46 Lightning Chief of Financial Investments
47 titties and beer Beaumont Bouncer
48 lewiville Beaumont AD GUY
49 Beer Hunter Bail Bondsman
50 MainEvent Town Gigolo
51 hallet flatbottom Kid The Pool Guy
52 Riverkitty PUSSY CONTROL
53 ChumpChange Trash Man
54 Second "PLACE" "Attorney"
55 essexjet Beaumont Ambulance driver
56 Her454 Local Jello Shooter
57 Tom Brown ORGANIST
58 1 STEP CLOSER Town MIDGET
58 Mandelon Slum Lord
59 Ivan Dan Realtor
60 PHOTOGLOU Used car salesman
61 Mr & Mrs Flying Vee "Official Beaumont Turd Chasers"…
62 Steamin Rice Official TV Repairman
63 Havasu47 Official Barnacle Scraper
64 Mrs HLB topless hairdresser
65 boatslayer OFFICIAL SPEED DEMON
66 Totally IncapASSitated BUILDING INSPECTOR
67 FMlovesWaterBaby Radio Disk Jockey
68 Cola Animal Control
69 SoCalHD Beaumont K9
70 HARDCORE-SKI Official Golf Cart Driver
71 Knuckle head Official Park Ranger
72 repo man Athletic Director
73 mrsdrmr "Fairest of the Fair"
74 dexman38 owner of the LIQUOR BANK AND RECORD STORE
75 welk2party land and loan mogul
76 phebus Town Arsonist
77 moneysucker official Petroleum Distribution Technician
78 Rp1 Welfare Director
79 LVJAKAS official gardner
80 Taxman School Nurse
81 Sane Asylum Pirate at Large
82 sneauxcone Beaumont Oyster Shucker
83 Parker Dreamin Official Dog Walker
84 Trimm MANN Fire Chief/Thong Checker
85 Tequila-John Official Instigator
86 Nodigg Official Trailer Trash Certification Specialist
Hey, don't forget I joined this morning as the Trailer Park Developer... :smile:

[havalen]

PLEASE STOP FOR KITTIES IN THE CROSSWALK :wink:

[LVJAKAZ]

As official Gardner of Beaumont, i have seen alot of stray kittys running around

[havalen]

Please No Cat Nip For Under Age Kitties

[racecar.hotshoe]

As official Gardner of Beaumont, i have seen alot of stray kittys running around
OL there there all you do is call......... :D

[LVJAKAZ]

Thanks Racecar...I was kinda scared :o)

[RiverKitty]

Gosh, Weekly injections, throat cultures, AND inspections too! This town really runs it hard! :eat:
Remember - "Maintaining Quality Pussy in Beaumont Since 2004" :D

[riverbound]

I want to join. I sell caulk for a living. I can be the official caulk salesman.

[FRENCHIE]

i vote riverbound in for official caulk sales....2nd please!!?? :confused: :D

[LVJAKAZ]

i vote riverbound in for official caulk sales....2nd please!!?? :confused: :D
I will SECOND that :)

[riverbound]

Does this mean I am in? Am I the official caulk salesman of Beaumont?

[JetBoatRich]

Does this mean I am in? Am I the official caulk salesman of Beaumont?
You said it :rolleyes:

[riverbound]

Good,then any of you ladies looking for caulk in Beaumont let me know :wink:

[FRENCHIE]

please go to user control panel...edit sinature...bold it up!! then your good to gto!!! :cool:

[LVJAKAZ]

WELCOME caulk salesman...:)

[racecar.hotshoe]

WELCOME caulk salesman...:)
Welcome........ :hammer2:

[Domn8er]

Hey prez...I want in.

[racecar.hotshoe]

Hey prez...I want in.What do you bring to the table......?

[Some Kind Of Monster]

What do you bring to the table......?
Salt & Pepper... :rolleyes:

[Domn8er]

Well, the nice people of Beaumont need shoes...how about the town shoe salesman.

[racecar.hotshoe]

Salt & Pepper... :rolleyes:Then lets eat. :D

[Some Kind Of Monster]

Then lets eat. :D
Hehe, I hear ya brother.

[FRENCHIE]

morning crew!!!! :rollside:

[JetBoatRich]

morning crew!!!! :rollside:
yes it is :rollside:

[BarryMac]

Good Morning VP and Town Clown, everybody else must still be sleeping...
the rev. gjb

[havalen]

happy tuesday everybody

[Second "PLACE"]

Good Morning VP and Town Clown, everybody else must still be sleeping...
the rev. gjb
Oh we're up early.....just laughing at some of the other posts from last night :p

[Mrs.Racer277]

Oh we're up early.....just laughing at some of the other posts from last night :p
How was your race on sunday?

[Bank Boy]

Does the city of Beumont have enough money for a banker??? :confused:

[racecar.hotshoe]

Does the city of Beumont have enough money for a banker??? :confused:
We have alot of bankers and no money.Think of something funny you could be and let me know........... :coffeycup :D

[Bank Boy]

Official Welfare Check Casher.

[racecar.hotshoe]

Official Welfare Check Casher.Just let me get you voted in........... :D

[robt]

what can i be you all are havin to much fun for me not to jump in

[racecar.hotshoe]

what can i be you all are havin to much fun for me not to jump inYou need to pick something funny..........Then let me know on the Beaumont job fair Thread..............

[OGShocker]

what can i be you all are havin to much fun for me not to jump in
We still need an official spell checker. :notam: IMHO.
OG(still beating that drum)Shocker :rollside:

[racecar.hotshoe]

We still need an official spell checker. :notam: IMHO.
OG(still beating that drum)Shocker :rollside:IF YOU POST THAT ONE MORE TIME YOU WILL WIN THAT JOB!..................... :coffeycup :D