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ROZ
10-05-2004, 02:17 PM
I haven't had but one alcohilic drink today and haven't checked out a porn sight all day. How many hail toplesses, in2mxs, mrs mainevents, and mrsdrmrs should I do. :notam:
I also swiped a bottle of "holy water" from your cabinet and will drink it as long as I have your blessing... I already ran out of food stamps.. I blew them on topless's escort service... :hammerhea :cool:

BarryMac
10-05-2004, 02:20 PM
I haven't had but one alcohilic drink today and haven't checked out a porn sight all day. How many hail toplesses, in2mxs, mrs mainevents, and mrsdrmrs should I do. :notam:
I also swiped a bottle of "holy water" from your cabinet and will drink it as long as I have your blessing
My Son, I thought you were on the road to recovery, for Not drinking and Not looking at porn say 20 hail to the laiies of Beaumont and you have my blessing to drink the holy water but be very careful which bottle you have taken, sometimes I am unable to make it to the lavatory to relieve myself...
the rev. gjb

ROZ
10-05-2004, 02:24 PM
My Son, I thought you were on the road to recovery, for Not drinking and Not looking at porn say 20 hail to the laiies of Beaumont and you have my blessing to drink the holy water but be very careful which bottle you have taken, sometimes I am unable to make it to the lavatory to relieve myself...
the rev. gjb
:supp: :supp: :supp:
:idea: I'll have the midget check it out first.... :D

BarryMac
10-05-2004, 02:27 PM
:supp: :supp: :supp:
:idea: I'll have the midget check it out first.... :D
a good idea for sure...
the rev. gjb

CEO
10-05-2004, 02:27 PM
:supp: :supp: :supp:
:idea: I'll have the midget check it out first.... :D
What's gonna be real scarey....When our Boy Roz gets going and starts doing the all the Ladies instead of their pools :2purples:

ROZ
10-05-2004, 02:32 PM
What's gonna be real scarey....When our Boy Roz gets going and starts doing the all the Ladies instead of their pools :2purples:
Don't worry, there are plenty of female midgets to go around. Although they only have wading pools :messedup: :D

Rev. Williams
10-05-2004, 02:37 PM
I haven't had but one alcohilic drink today and haven't checked out a porn sight all day. How many hail toplesses, in2mxs, mrs mainevents, and mrsdrmrs should I do. :notam:
I also swiped a bottle of "holy water" from your cabinet and will drink it as long as I have your blessing... I already ran out of food stamps.. I blew them on topless's escort service... :hammerhea :cool:
My son,
The problem you have here is simple to resolve.... Since it's still early in the day you have plenty of time to fix this.
Step#1 Get your drink going now!
Step#2 Log into teensluts.com
Step#3 Send me any pictures of The above mentioned ladies(ie.Topless and such)
Step#4 Don't worry about the "Holy Water" it's just regular tap... Kind of a house secret :D
Step#5 Get me the number to the Topless Escort biz!!
And finally, send me my Bass Controls !!! :D :D

Her454
10-05-2004, 02:40 PM
How many hail toplesses, in2mxs, mrs mainevents, and mrsdrmrs should I do. :notam:
DAMN CATHOLICS.................they get away with everything........... :yuk: :D

topless
10-05-2004, 02:46 PM
DAMN CATHOLICS.................they get away with everything........... :yuk: :D
You should reallyu think of having a Catholic wedding. :D

Her454
10-05-2004, 02:49 PM
You should reallyu think of having a Catholic wedding. :D
Theres not enough time for me to CONFESS THAT MUCH to have a Catholic wedding.............HELL NO........................... :):)

Her454
10-05-2004, 02:50 PM
You should reallyu think of having a Catholic wedding. :D
BTW, Are you job on the drinking? ;)

topless
10-05-2004, 02:54 PM
Theres not enough time for me to CONFESS THAT MUCH to have a Catholic wedding.............HELL NO........................... :):)
Simple, just tell about what you did with Jordy before the wedding. Then say for this and all my others I am sorry. That will cover it. :mix:

ROZ
10-05-2004, 02:55 PM
Theres not enough time for me to CONFESS THAT MUCH to have a Catholic wedding.............HELL NO........................... :):)
Break out the checkbook and all is good :D

topless
10-05-2004, 02:57 PM
BTW, Are you job on the drinking? ;)
How (hic) did you know? :idea:

Her454
10-05-2004, 03:05 PM
Simple, just tell about what you did with Jordy before the wedding. Then say for this and all my others I am sorry. That will cover it. :mix:
Nice try sista! ;) OH BUT FOR JORDY, IM NOT SORRY.................. for all else I am absolutly remorseful and sorry.............;)

topless
10-05-2004, 03:10 PM
Nice try sista! ;) OH BUT FOR JORDY, IM NOT SORRY.................. for all else I am absolutly remorseful and sorry.............;)
You're forgiven. Now that was easy.

ROZ
10-05-2004, 03:16 PM
You're forgiven. Now that was easy.
WAsn't she suppose to post pics of her posing in a bathing suit( or not ;) ) while on the bow of her boat? :D

CEO
10-05-2004, 03:18 PM
WAsn't she suppose to post pics of her posing in a bathing suit( or not ;) ) while on the bow of her boat? :D
I think so!!!

Her454
10-05-2004, 03:19 PM
WAsn't she suppose to post pics of her posing in a bathing suit( or not ;) ) while on the bow of her boat? :D
Will a pic of me in a bikini in my Hydro absolve my sins? :)

topless
10-05-2004, 03:19 PM
WAsn't she suppose to post pics of her posing in a bathing suit( or not ;) ) while on the bow of her boat? :D
Probablly but she just did just go to confession and become Catholic all in the same day so cut her a break (she has been a little emotional lately) :D

Her454
10-05-2004, 03:20 PM
Probablly but she just did just go to confession and become Catholic all in the same day so cut her a break (she has been a little emotional lately) :D
Just a little..........;)

topless
10-05-2004, 03:20 PM
Will a pic of me in a bikini in my Hydro absolve my sins? :)
See what did I tell you? One minute she is happy, next.................ya never know. Just ask Jordy.

Her454
10-05-2004, 03:23 PM
See what did I tell you? One minute she is happy, next.................ya never know. Just ask Jordy.
Well we are not married YET! I'll calm down in about 8 months ..........
and just what the hell does Jordy say? LOL :)

topless
10-05-2004, 03:25 PM
Well we are not married YET! I'll calm down in about 8 months ..........
and just what the hell does Jordy say? LOL :)
Calm down. Was just joking. :squiggle:

Her454
10-05-2004, 03:29 PM
Sure you were, I know you Catholic Chicks. Especially the Beaumont ones. :)

Her454
10-05-2004, 03:31 PM
I haven't had but one alcohilic drink today and haven't checked out a porn sight all day. How many hail toplesses, in2mxs, mrs mainevents, and mrsdrmrs should I do. :notam:
AND BY THE WAY................. How come Her454 wasn't even an option here.................I see, I get a little pregnant and Im not worth a shit anymore. :)

topless
10-05-2004, 03:32 PM
See what you guys started? She is on an emotional roller coaster. :confused:

Her454
10-05-2004, 03:40 PM
See what you guys started? She is on an emotional roller coaster. :confused:
LMAO............... :lightsabe YOUR supposed to be supportive right now.............:):)

topless
10-05-2004, 03:44 PM
LMAO............... :lightsabe YOUR supposed to be supportive right now.............:):)
Don't worry, I've got your back. Neg rep points to all you guys making her cry! :mad:

Her454
10-05-2004, 03:52 PM
thank you. :):)

God
10-05-2004, 04:05 PM
Sorry I'm late. I had so many prayers for the Texas Lottery I just went ahead and rented a trailer house and Buick LeSabre and stayed there awhile.
I never minded you drinking? I allowed it because I knew there would eventually be a Bella Abzug and mankind would need to be anebriated when that happened. For someone like her you needed a two thousand year head start. Besides, I ran out of pretty face molds and I wanted all women to get laid eventually. The booze seemed to help? A little too much maybe? Hmm...i might should have rethought the whole corn liquor thing? I never thought cousins would be a problem? I guess it worked out for the Royal family so they'll probably be alright in Arkansas?
I think porn on the internet is wonderful. I was never against sex. It was the procreation you guys took to galactic levels. I expect rape, wife beating and crimes against children to all go down at this place. The sicker the man...the longer he slobbers at his keyboard. Some never leave the house and have to eat chinese food through a straw.
I do need your help though. I am missing a bottle I was saving for my urinalysis? The last time I saw it was in the cabinet next to the Holy Water...have you seen it?

topless
10-05-2004, 04:08 PM
ROZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T DRINK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :supp:

FRENCHIE
10-05-2004, 05:30 PM
Don't worry, I've got your back. Neg rep points to all you guys making her cry! :mad:
Not me im a lover!!!! :hammer2: :D ;)

MsDrmr
10-05-2004, 07:00 PM
Not me im a lover!!!! :hammer2: :D ;)
thank you, need more lovers around here, thought I was the only one,,, I'm a lover all the way, though I would love to exercise the power of being "Fairest of the Fair" and dish the neg rep pts back to the person who dished them to me :crossx: :skull:

FRENCHIE
10-05-2004, 07:01 PM
thank you need more lovers around here, thought I was the only one,,, I'm a lover all the way, though I would love to exercise the power of being "Fairest of the Fair" ans dish the neg rep pts back to the person who dished them to me :crossx: :skull:
breath easy and kick me some!!! :p

topless
10-05-2004, 07:03 PM
thank you need more lovers around here, thought I was the only one,,, I'm a lover all the way, though I would love to exercise the power of being "Fairest of the Fair" ans dish the neg rep pts back to the person who dished them to me :crossx: :skull:
Tey are just Beaumont haters. Don't worry, NONE of them are invited to Her454's wedding anyway. We will all have shotguns and frog gigs. They are no match for us. :sqeyes:

MsDrmr
10-05-2004, 07:09 PM
Tey are just Beaumont haters. Don't worry, NONE of them are invited to Her454's wedding anyway. We will all have shotguns and frog gigs. They are no match for us. :sqeyes:
Good, I was worried they may sneak in and crash the wedding, but I should have known you'd have it all under control, your a great one. Her545's wedding will go off without a hitch, I trust you gal.

Jordy
10-05-2004, 07:09 PM
We will all have shotguns and frog gigs. They are no match for us. :sqeyes:
Don't forget Rexone's crossbow, and whatever other firearms are deemed necessary for a MM wedding. :D

MsDrmr
10-05-2004, 07:10 PM
breath easy and kick me some!!! :p
Now as vice pres, I am sure you would not have hit me with the insult that I was slayed with, I will not retaliate against such a good person who only loves, now would I? :supp:

Havasu Hangin'
10-05-2004, 07:12 PM
I expect rape, wife beating and crimes against children to all go down at this place.
So, God...how do you feel about "Lake Pirates"? :notam:

topless
10-05-2004, 07:13 PM
Don't forget Rexone's crossbow, and whatever other firearms are deemed necessary for a MM wedding. :D
Couldn't forget that. We RUN IT HARD AND FIRE IT HARD TOO! :D

topless
10-05-2004, 07:14 PM
So, God...how do you feel about "Lake Pirates"? :notam:
Lake Pirates are a thing of the past. God exterminated them. :D

Her454
10-06-2004, 07:00 AM
Her545's wedding will go off without a hitch, I trust you gal.
ROTFLMAO.......I havent been called that since my Moderator days down in the slums.................;) mrsdrmr, either your tired, or drinking the same stuff Topless was yesterday...............:)

Jordy
10-06-2004, 07:02 AM
Hittin' the jello already are we? :D

Her454
10-06-2004, 07:28 AM
Hittin' the jello already are we? :D
Who me? You know I CANT drink that in my condition. :) Topless and msdrmr are the ones drinkin on the job. :) Just as long as they get all the wedding planning done I dont care.
BTW Topless, has Rexone agreed to give me away? He's been awfully quiet.

MsDrmr
10-06-2004, 08:43 AM
ROTFLMAO.......I havent been called that since my Moderator days down in the slums.................;) mrsdrmr, either your tired, or drinking the same stuff Topless was yesterday...............:)
Honey, I am sorry, I wish I were tired, truth is I am very distracted, and have a lot on my mind. Not been a good couple days for me.
:hammerhea

Her454
10-06-2004, 08:45 AM
Honey, I am sorry, I wish I were tired, truth is I am very distracted, and have a lot on my mind. Not been a good couple days for me.
:hammerhea
Sorry msdrmr - whatever it is, I hope it gets better. Just keep remembering your signature, its good advice. If you ever need to talk............... :D