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Kwicherbichen
10-08-2004, 11:38 PM
A man gets home, screeches his car into the driveway, runs into the
house, slams the door and shouts at the top of his lungs:
"Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The wife says: "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain
stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," he says. "Just get the **** out."

ROZ
10-08-2004, 11:40 PM
ROTFLMAO!!!! :crossx:

moneysucker
10-09-2004, 08:23 AM
Sounds about right. LMAO

Infomaniac
10-09-2004, 09:17 AM
I have been a lottery group in the past. My wife asked one day " What will you do if you win"? I replied. " You better hope I do not win". :cool: I will buy my way out of this deal.

My Man's Sportin' Wood
10-09-2004, 09:20 AM
A man gets home, screeches his car into the driveway, runs into the
house, slams the door and shouts at the top of his lungs:
"Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The wife says: "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain
stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," he says. "Just get the **** out."
The wife answered, "My attorney will contact you to let you know where to send my half."
http://home.mchsi.com/~angieknoll/neener.gif

ratso
10-09-2004, 09:22 AM
I would take my winnings and move to Havasu, open a t-shirt shop, and vacation in Mexico every chance I got...Oh yeah, and marry a good looking stripper. :D

ratso
10-09-2004, 09:24 AM
The wife answered, "My attorney will contact you to let you know where to send my half."
http://home.mchsi.com/~angieknoll/neener.gif
...which is precisely why I put everything in my dad's name... After 5 marriages you learn to stop being a dumbass... :D

UnionJack
10-09-2004, 10:44 AM
That is an old one

ratso
10-09-2004, 11:56 AM
That is an old one
...old but damn funny. :D

Kim Hanson
10-09-2004, 12:16 PM
I would take my winnings and move to Havasu, open a t-shirt shop, and vacation in Mexico every chance I got...Oh yeah, and marry a good looking stripper. :D
Another stripper, send the money to me..that way I can keep my V8 running and save you money in divorce's. :cool: ........( . )( . ).........

ratso
10-09-2004, 12:19 PM
Another stripper, send the money to me..that way I can keep my V8 running and save you money in divorce's. :cool: ........( . )( . ).........
:D I have confidence it will work the next time Kim... :D

Kim Hanson
10-09-2004, 12:28 PM
:D I have confidence it will work the next time Kim... :D
Get some big tits this time.........suckling works :D .........( . )( . )........ Fake name also :D