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manuel
10-09-2004, 12:43 PM
A friend sent me this,
Subject: Bush/Cheney Sign
Last Thursday I put out one of my Bush/Cheney signs in my front yard. Between midnight and 3:00 a.m. someone stole it.
On Friday night I put out sign No. 2. Since I didn't have to get up early, I thought my dog and I would "stake out" our sign. This time I put the sign a little closer to the gate leading to my backyard. With my dog on an extra long leash, I planted myself on a lawn chair and read "Unfit for Command" by flashlight until about 1:00 a.m.
Here comes the fun part . . . I noticed that the car coming down the street was slowing down and pulling over to the curb right next to my yard.
Sure enough, he gets out of his car and heads right for my sign. Just as he was about to uproot and desecrate it, I opened my gate and let my dog make the initial introduction! As he ran to hide behind the rear end of his car, I promptly moved to the driver-side door, which was still open. It was a fairly nice car with power everything and still running. While my dog continued to "introduce" herself, I rolled up the window and hit the power door lock button. With that, I slammed the door, grabbed my Bush sign and headed into the back yard.
And now for the "rest of the story."
About 40 minutes later, I heard a knock at the door. I opened the door to one of our city's finest... the Vancouver Police Department. The officer asked me what was going on and when I told him, he could not stop laughing!
I followed him out to the perp's car and stood there while he asked the guy a few more questions.
Upon learning that the guy lived a couple of streets down, I -- knowing what was about to happen -- asked him, "Why do you have Oregon plates on your car if you live just down the street (here in Vancouver, Wash.)?"
Larry, Oregon has no sales tax, so often Washington residents will buy and register cars in Oregon to avoid paying sales tax... it's a crime and the fine is pretty stiff.
Here comes the best part... The look on this guy's face told me he knew he was about to get busted. When the officer asked for his license and registration, the "Democrat" mumbled that (his license) was suspended.
Just for kicks and giggles I asked the officer if he smelled any alcohol coming from the guy! The officer looked at me, smiled and promptly gave him a field breathalyzer test.
Guess what? You got it, he blew a .10, legally drunk in the state of Washington.
DUI, illegal registration and the brand of "MORON," all 'cause he hates Bush!
Cost of Bush signs: $5.95 each
Cost of Flashlight batteries: $3.95/Pack
Seeing a Leftwing Numbskull carted off to the hoosegow: Priceless. J :D

Steve 1
10-09-2004, 01:29 PM
That is funny !! Good One.

steelcomp
10-09-2004, 02:04 PM
Man, some guys get all the fun!!! I would have given a month's pay to catch that on video. :D :D :D
I believe that messing with a campaign sign is a crime as well.
Too funny.

058
10-09-2004, 02:51 PM
I would have paid good money to see that. [Thinking outloud:] I wonder if a few nites in the slammer rooming with Bubba turned him into a conservative or a mudpacker? Reminds me of a joke....Little Johnny Liberal goes to jail and he meets his new cell mate, Bubba. Well Bubba says to Johnny Liberal "Do you want to be the husband or the wife?" Johnny thinks for a moment thinking that being the "wife" he would be subject to all kinds of unspeakable dirty deeds so he says to Bubba "....I'll be the husband" And Bubba says to Johnny "Well then, come over here and suck your wife's d*ck." :D

steelcomp
10-09-2004, 03:03 PM
I would have paid good money to see that. [Thinking outloud:] I wonder if a few nites in the slammer rooming with Bubba turned him into a conservative or a mudpacker? Reminds me of a joke....Little Johnny Liberal goes to jail and he meets his new cell mate, Bubba. Well Bubba says to Johnny Liberal "Do you want to be the husband or the wife?" Johnny thinks for a moment thinking that being the "wife" he would be subject to all kinds of unspeakable dirty deeds so he says to Bubba "....I'll be the husband" And Bubba says to Johnny "Well then, come over here and suck your wife's d*ck." :D
That joke was in poor taste. :notam: :D

MagicMtnDan
10-09-2004, 03:22 PM
The joke was funny but the sad truth is that Bush/Cheney supporters' homes and yards are being vandalized across the country. This by LIBERALS - you gotta wonder why "liberals" who think they're for the rights of people are typically the ones TAKING the rights of others away.

058
10-09-2004, 03:34 PM
Another sad irony happen at UC Berkeley this week...they [the libs] celebrated the 40th anniversary of the Free Speach Movement. What the irony is that there is no such thing as free speach for Conservatives because the libs shout down, run out, throw things, threaten with violence or worse anyone who has a different political opinion than theirs. To them its free speach is when its something they want to hear. :argue:

Forkin' Crazy
10-09-2004, 04:32 PM
I wish I could have seen that!!!!
Yea, down in FL the Dems stormed a Bush campaign office, shoved people around and poured liquid on paper work, ect. Wish I could have been there. I not a big fighter, but I would have kicked some ass that day! :boxingguy