MsDrmr
10-14-2004, 08:42 AM
THIS WAS VOTED THE BEST E-MAIL OF THE YEAR!!!
>
> A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
> stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
>
> "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife
> merely
> stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her
> body to switch with mine for a day. Amen."
>
> God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next
> morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked
> breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school
> clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to
> school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the
> cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit,
> went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the
> bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and
> bathed the dog.
>
> Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the
> laundry, vacuum, dust , and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to
> the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on
> the way home.
>
> Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their
> homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did
> the ironing. At
> 4:
> 30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the
> pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
>
> After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
> laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was
> exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to
> bed where he was expected to make love which he managed to get through
> without complaint.
>
> The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,
> "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
> wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us
> trade back."
>
> The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have
> learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the
> way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got
> pregnant last night."
>
>
>
> A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
> stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
>
> "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife
> merely
> stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her
> body to switch with mine for a day. Amen."
>
> God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next
> morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked
> breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school
> clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to
> school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the
> cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit,
> went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the
> bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and
> bathed the dog.
>
> Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the
> laundry, vacuum, dust , and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to
> the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on
> the way home.
>
> Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their
> homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did
> the ironing. At
> 4:
> 30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the
> pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
>
> After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
> laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was
> exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to
> bed where he was expected to make love which he managed to get through
> without complaint.
>
> The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,
> "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
> wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us
> trade back."
>
> The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have
> learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the
> way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got
> pregnant last night."
>
>