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taxman
10-14-2004, 03:52 PM
threesome?????

Kilrtoy
10-14-2004, 03:54 PM
Which one?

rrrr
10-14-2004, 03:56 PM
I wish I could remember 'cause I'd sure like to do it again.... :jawdrop: :D :D

Red Eye
10-14-2004, 04:05 PM
Does the dog in the room count?

HOOTER SLED-
10-14-2004, 04:27 PM
Does the dog in the room count?
Only if it licks your balls while you're hittin it. :D

Mandelon
10-14-2004, 04:27 PM
The only threesome at my house was when she got a bracelet, a necklace and earrings. :cry:

little rowe boat
10-14-2004, 04:29 PM
Are you kidding,I can't even get a twosome. :D

Waist Deep
10-14-2004, 04:30 PM
Never got it, doubt I ever will. Sounds nice though. I'll just have to turn it to the Spice Channel when I need a 3sum.

hoolign
10-14-2004, 04:31 PM
You could buy her half a boob job, depending on which side of the bed your on would determine which chick your with :supp:

racecar.hotshoe
10-14-2004, 04:32 PM
I simply said please!

taxman
10-14-2004, 04:33 PM
Afterwards did it make things better or worse around the house

SHOTKALLIN
10-14-2004, 04:35 PM
If you want a threesome with your wife all you gotta do is get a divorce, find a new wife thats bi-courious/sexual. as for your current wife...if she liked girls you would already know.
now a threesome not including your wife...thats an easyone. guy trip to havasu.......is a good start.

Mrs. Restless22
10-14-2004, 04:35 PM
Have you asked your wife if shes even interested yet?
You might get suprised :clover:

taxman
10-14-2004, 04:37 PM
ya she gets soakn when I tell her id like to have her e-- p----

hoolign
10-14-2004, 04:39 PM
Have you asked your wife if shes even interested yet?
You might get suprised :clover:
everytime I see a hot chick I ask her "would ya do her?" I been gettin "oh yeah" for 5 years :frown:

rrrr
10-14-2004, 05:27 PM
Only if it licks your balls while you're hittin it. :D
LMAO :D :D

IN2-IN2MX
10-14-2004, 05:34 PM
If you want a threesome with your wife all you gotta do is get a divorce, find a new wife thats bi-courious/sexual. as for your current wife...if she liked girls you would already know.
now a threesome not including your wife...thats an easyone. guy trip to havasu.......is a good start.
um...not thinking this is the best advice ever but to each his own. I like Mrs. Restless 22's suggestion better...jusk ask her. :redface:

Rock-A-Bye-Baby
10-14-2004, 07:30 PM
threesome?????
grab some jelly, towel, and some solitude...!!! ha ha ha

Misogynist
10-14-2004, 07:36 PM
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=6629 Heeee heeeee heeeeeeeee...... :D

Kilrtoy
10-14-2004, 07:39 PM
Have you asked your wife if shes even interested yet?
You might get suprised :clover:
So when you two coming over :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop:

MagicMtnDan
10-14-2004, 08:26 PM
I asked my buddy how he got his wife to do a threesome and he said it was easy, he just left town on a business trip (and then came home early enough to see it) :jawdrop:

MAINEVENT
10-14-2004, 08:43 PM
threesome?????
Some girls will SAY they would but 95% of them wont :hammer2: just make sure you and her both know whats ok and whats not.....after thats done their aint nothin to it but to do it :jawdrop:
And things got better in my house (Did i sat that out loud :jawdrop: )

RiverPirate
10-14-2004, 08:50 PM
Girlfriends worked out in the past. But, one of them always got weird afterwards tough. Not sure I would risk that with the wife, unless of course she brought one of her girlfriends home. :D

IN2-IN2MX
10-14-2004, 08:53 PM
just make sure you and her both know whats ok and whats not.....after thats done their aint nothin to it but to do it :jawdrop:
Good advice Mainevent! Boundaries upfront are important.

MAINEVENT
10-14-2004, 08:55 PM
Good advice Mainevent! Boundaries upfront are important.
And seriously NO BULLSHIT OR FRONTS from either one if not i've seen problems b-4 :boxingguy :boxingguy not a pretty sight :messedup: So good luck brotha :D

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
10-14-2004, 09:32 PM
threesome?????
let her cum ride with my wingman and I :jawdrop:

Kilrtoy
10-14-2004, 09:37 PM
let her cum ride with my wingman and I :jawdrop:
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yvonne might get mad at me if I do that

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
10-14-2004, 09:42 PM
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yvonne might get mad at me if I do that
I said wingman not boat b*t*h

Kilrtoy
10-14-2004, 09:48 PM
You tried to get rid of ERIC, THE BOUY, RUB RAIL DOCK CLEAT, PLYA
last weekend

taxman
10-15-2004, 07:07 AM
its going down tonite. Three of us are going to dinner. I will keep you posted and If I can get pics well you know how I run it

IN2-IN2MX
10-15-2004, 07:10 AM
its going down tonite. Three of us are going to dinner. I will keep you posted and If I can get pics well you know how I run it
:) Good luck. We're all pulling for you :p

welk2party
10-15-2004, 07:15 AM
Keep us updated for sure.

6 Dollar Boat
10-15-2004, 07:24 AM
its going down tonite. Three of us are going to dinner. I will keep you posted and If I can get pics well you know how I run it
GOOD LUCK :clover: :clover: :clover: :clover:

Tequila-John
10-15-2004, 07:24 AM
its going down tonite. Three of us are going to dinner. I will keep you posted and If I can get pics well you know how I run it
I guess nothing happened. Or taxman is in a hotel somewhere alone. Or he is still licking the bean.....

taxman
10-15-2004, 07:35 AM
I posted that this morning. Go have another drinky poo

Unforgiven
10-15-2004, 07:35 AM
um...not thinking this is the best advice ever but to each his own. I like Mrs. Restless 22's suggestion better...jusk ask her. :redface:
So are you saying your game for one??? If so I'm bringing my G-friend down this weekend :) She thinks you hot..... :p

Unforgiven
10-15-2004, 07:37 AM
its going down tonite. Three of us are going to dinner. I will keep you posted and If I can get pics well you know how I run it
I'm sure you've heard me say this before...We want pics :chi: and of course not of you :messedup:

Tequila-John
10-15-2004, 07:38 AM
I posted that this morning. Go have another drinky poo
Sorry bud. Good luck. Can't wait to see the pics.....

taxman
10-15-2004, 07:47 AM
ya like i am going to post picks of myself

Tequila-John
10-15-2004, 07:49 AM
its going down tonite. Three of us are going to dinner. I will keep you posted and If I can get pics well you know how I run it
Oh I guess I read that wrong????

racecar.hotshoe
10-15-2004, 07:50 AM
ya like i am going to post picks of myselfMake it easy on yourself let the girls start then make your way in.That is the best way.........

dicudmore
10-15-2004, 07:57 AM
its going down tonite. Three of us are going to dinner. I will keep you posted and If I can get pics well you know how I run it
good luck taxman :D

Mardonzi
10-15-2004, 08:31 AM
Sounds like Racecar and Mrs. Restless have the best advice,,, Best of luck to you :chi:

sorry dog
10-16-2004, 04:30 AM
ya like i am going to post picks of myself
This sounds vaguely familiar
:mix:

taxman
10-16-2004, 07:57 AM
All I can say is what a experience!!!!!!!! I think we found a way to keep our sex lives alive and kicking!!!!!!!! We had breakfast together and she is coming back tonite for a happy hour party at the house for three!!! YA BABY YA

Tequila-John
10-16-2004, 08:12 AM
All I can say is what a experience!!!!!!!! I think we found a way to keep our sex lives alive and kicking!!!!!!!! We had breakfast together and she is coming back tonite for a happy hour party at the house for three!!! YA BABY YA
Nice work man. What were your restrictions?

racecar.hotshoe
10-16-2004, 08:13 AM
So who ever said two,s company,Three a croud never did one of these.......... :lightsabe :D :D

6 Dollar Boat
10-16-2004, 08:15 AM
Congratulations, Could you write a book so I can figure out how to do it...

jstwkd
10-16-2004, 08:32 AM
nice!!!!!

HOOTER SLED-
10-16-2004, 10:48 AM
All I can say is what a experience!!!!!!!! I think we found a way to keep our sex lives alive and kicking!!!!!!!! We had breakfast together and she is coming back tonite for a happy hour party at the house for three!!! YA BABY YA
Way to go sucka. You definetely waxed it and taxed it. After all you are the taxman. :D :D

Kilrtoy
10-16-2004, 10:51 AM
So Us Some Pg13 Pics Atleast
Please

HOOTER SLED-
10-16-2004, 10:59 AM
So Us Some Pg13 Pics Atleast
Please
Yea no doubt. Lets at least see what you got to tap.

Kilrtoy
10-16-2004, 11:09 AM
Yea no doubt. Lets at least see what you got to tap.
or what she got to eat... :p :p :p

switchin'addiction
10-17-2004, 12:13 AM
lucky bast&rd!

Kwicherbichen
10-17-2004, 05:20 AM
All I can say is what a experience!!!!!!!! I think we found a way to keep our sex lives alive and kicking!!!!!!!! We had breakfast together and she is coming back tonite for a happy hour party at the house for three!!! YA BABY YA
Hmmm? Heard this one before with one of my friends. A few months later he discovered that the usual threesome turned into a twosome between the ladies on a regular basis. A short time later he got served :boxingguy
I almost never recommend this type thing with a wife....girlfriend yes. That's not to say it doesn't work for some. I would jsut say in general it only ends tragically. Always sounds fun though :D

Wet Dream
10-17-2004, 06:05 AM
Hmmm? Heard this one before with one of my friends. A few months later he discovered that the usual threesome turned into a twosome between the ladies on a regular basis. A short time later he got served :boxingguy
I almost never recommend this type thing with a wife....girlfriend yes. That's not to say it doesn't work for some. I would jsut say in general it only ends tragically. Always sounds fun though :D
I'm with ya on this. It always sounds good in the beginning, but you gotta be careful. Everything that was once sacred is now open policy. Enjoy it while you can.

racecar.hotshoe
10-17-2004, 08:35 AM
Hmmm? Heard this one before with one of my friends. A few months later he discovered that the usual threesome turned into a twosome between the ladies on a regular basis. A short time later he got served :boxingguy
I almost never recommend this type thing with a wife....girlfriend yes. That's not to say it doesn't work for some. I would jsut say in general it only ends tragically. Always sounds fun though :D
8 years now and I have not been served............. :D :lightsabe :D

Mardonzi
10-17-2004, 11:42 AM
3 years Here,, and absolutely no complaints from either of us!!! :chi:

plaster dave
10-17-2004, 02:30 PM
8 years now and I have not been served............. :D :lightsabe :D
ok now I'm pissed what is the secret????????????????????????????? :D

racecar.hotshoe
10-17-2004, 03:21 PM
ok now I'm pissed what is the secret????????????????????????????? :DLet it be her idea... :idea:

plaster dave
10-17-2004, 03:43 PM
Well I am screwed and NOT in the way I want. :mad: :D