What do you do in the car.......

[Rock-A-Bye-Baby]

to pass the time on the way to the river???????

[CrazyHippy]

Masterbate :)
BJ(i'm kidding, i think)H :crossx:

[Waldo]

to pass the time on the way to the river???????
Call you on the phone 3 times, use the two-way, and flash the shocker on the way by!!!!!

[PHX ATC]

Listen to music, talk to the wife, wonder about where the money goes, pray the boat trailer doesn't get a flat, wonder how long the collective bladders will last until I have to make a panic stop and throw the doors open so someone can pee.
Little one watches movies and plays with her toy horses. Wifey reads and sometimes talks to me about blather...horse property...horse setup...barn for horses...place to park the boat in the barn...horse property...let's get that property we saw...horses.
I always get there with a smile on my face though. :wink:

[mbrown2]

Load the changer up with tunes...and talk to the wife or brother...goes pretty quick....in the wife's car, we put on a movie..

[hoolign]

I might be going out on a limb here..but..keep my eyes on the road??? :confused:

[CrazyHippy]

I might be going out on a limb here..but..keep my eyes on the road??? :confused:
Canatard :D
BJH

[Rexone]

I might be going out on a limb here..but..keep my eyes on the road??? :confused:
That's ridiculous. Would never happen here in Ca.

[hoolign]

That's ridiculous. Would never happen here in Ca.
hmmm
:idea: I'm gonna make a fortune with that info!! :idea:

[WILDERTHANU]

PICK MY NOSE...AND LOOK COOL DOING IT!!

[Sleek-Jet]

We were almost to Barstow when the drugs started to kick in.
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. But the only thing that worried me was the ether. There is nothing more irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we would be getting into that rotten stuff sooner or later.

[Larry Nebb]

I smoke alot of pot! I think I'm gonna ask Sleek if I can chip in on gas so I can ride with him!!

[lucky]

other than that - load up the new corn - and rock ... the wall revised is the shit

[OGShocker]

Talk to the Mrs., listen to my son laugh at the dvd he's is watching, try to convince my wife with the old "he won't even notice" line (never does work) and we listen to XM.

[Havasu_Dreamin]

That's ridiculous. Would never happen here in Ca.
LMAO! That right there is funny! Good one Rex! :cool:

[Schiada76]

Every fifteen minutes I demand a blowjob from my wife and her best friend. Every fifteen minutes they tell me to STFU and just drive. :D

[LaveyJet]

We were almost to Barstow when the drugs started to kick in.
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. But the only thing that worried me was the ether. There is nothing more irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we would be getting into that rotten stuff sooner or later.
...." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?

[nodigg]

Set the cruise control on 79.5 and catch up on my sleep!

[switchin'addiction]

Every fifteen minutes I demand a blowjob from my wife and her best friend. Every fifteen minutes they tell me to STFU and just drive. :D
I can relate to that.

[Sleek-Jet]

...." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?
I see you've done that as well. :D
One of my favorite books.

[Scream]

We were almost to Barstow when the drugs started to kick in.
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. But the only thing that worried me was the ether. There is nothing more irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we would be getting into that rotten stuff sooner or later.
Which was this, "Fear and Loathing..." or "Mauve glove,madmen, clutter and vine"?
HST, Weird ass dude...
Scream :skull:

[Infomaniac]

We were roaring down the road at about 15 mph, as we had become stuck behind an Amish buggy on a two lane stretch of Route 22. There was no room to pass in our lane, and the oncoming one was filled with squirrels. My roommate seemed to be heated up about something. He was gesturing wildly and grabbing at the wheel.
"Pass him!" he screamed. "Pass that Mormon bastard!" I pushed him away.
"What are you doing?" I yelled. "We can't pass here. This is squirrel country!"

[Sleek-Jet]

Which was this, "Fear and Loathing..." or "Mauve glove,madmen, clutter and vine"?
HST, Weird ass dude...
Scream :skull:
Fear and Loathing. :crossx:

[Ziggy]

I might be going out on a limb here..but..keep my eyes on the road??? :confused:
LMAO--Same thing that occurred to me, especially on the grade leaving Indio, them trucks like to pull out in front of you doing a whooooping 20mph and drag race each other up the hill :hammer2:

[RUCAV]

Hook the playstation 2 up to the DVD and play SOCOM, Navy Seals while the woman drives.

[gigamurph]

LMAO--Same thing that occurred to me, especially on the grade leaving Indio, them trucks like to pull out in front of you doing a whooooping 20mph and drag race each other up the hill :hammer2:I hear ya! Kinda p**ses ya off sometimes; doesn't it?
:yuk:

[RiverRatMike]

smoke and get a BJ

[Rock-A-Bye-Baby]

Hook the playstation 2 up to the DVD and play SOCOM, Navy Seals while the woman drives.
THAT'S A GOOD WOMAN!!!!

[don johnson]

We were almost to Barstow when the drugs started to kick in.
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. But the only thing that worried me was the ether. There is nothing more irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we would be getting into that rotten stuff sooner or later.
Nice Hunter S Thompson pull. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas!

[Bre]

Masterbate :)
BJ(i'm kidding, i think)H :crossx:
I thought that was what everyone did. LOL
Or roadhead :p

[Mrs. HOOTER SLED]

Masterbate :)
BJ(i'm kidding, i think)H :crossx:
:sqeyes: JUST KIDDING?!! :sqeyes: I love giving my man BJs on the road :D Actually a few of them.... we are talking about on the way to the river right? :confused:

[HOOTER SLED-]

:sqeyes: JUST KIDDING?!! :sqeyes: I love giving my man BJs on the road :D Actually a few of them.... we are talking about on the way to the river right? :confused:
You're such a BAAAAAD girl. I think you need a spankin'!!! I'll be home soon to administer. :devil: :D

[Mrs. HOOTER SLED]

You're such a BAAAAAD girl. I think you need a spankin'!!! I'll be home soon to administer. :devil: :D
:lightsabe Do you think yours will be doing this when you get here LOL
HURRY HURRY HURRY :D

[Mrs. HOOTER SLED]

my crew starts drinking as soon as we get on the road(i don't)so its hey i need a beer or hey i have to pee or hey were out of beer or hey lets stop at the strip joint or hey i'm hungry.by the time i get to the zoo their all shiit faced :rollside:
:p A stop at the strip joint does'nt sound that bad :p Well unless it's one of those " NO TEETH " joints LMAO

[mikensue]

think about how good that first beers gonna be

[Rock-A-Bye-Baby]

think about how good that first beers gonna be
the "Great Mission Viejo Minds" do think alike!!!!

[Mandelon]

We were almost to Barstow when the drugs started to kick in.
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. But the only thing that worried me was the ether. There is nothing more irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we would be getting into that rotten stuff sooner or later.
Can I ride with you next time?

[RiverDave]

PICK MY NOSE...AND LOOK COOL DOING IT!!
CAN'T BEAT THAT WITH A STICK!!! :D :D
RD

[Waldo]

the "Great Mission Viejo Minds" do think alike!!!!
So true!

[TCHB]

1. Leave Huntington Beach @6:30pm
2. Talk to wife and stop at Starbucks in Indio
3. Talk to wife about busy week
4. Wife goes to sleep
5. Call buddies on the cell phone
6. Wife wakes up and more talk
7. Arrive in Havasu 11:15 PM YES YES YES

[ahhell]

change tires evrey 50-60 miles...between beers :rollside: that only usually happens not always :confused:

[IN2-IN2MX]

other than that - load up the new corn - and rock ... the wall revised is the shit
Sounds like Mike. Can you give him a ride next time so I can listen to my kinda music? :p

[ratso]

Sounds like Mike. Can you give him a ride next time so I can listen to my kinda music? :p
...sure, if he has permission to go... :D

[Mrs. casean]

When I'm not driving... try to talk so the hubby stays awake... talk about our wants and goals, and the next boat, the river house we dream of, the desert, just bs pretty much... till I fall alseep... when I am driving.. Keep my eyes on the road while he sleeps! And listen to MY Music :D

[IN2-IN2MX]

...sure, if he has permission to go... :D
:notam:
LOL! You're bad! :rolleyes:
Focker! :rollside:

[Midlife Advantage]

to pass the time on the way to the river???????
Well, when I HAD a wife, we talked about family, goals, family, music, family, etc. NOW, when its friends along, we BS about everything, listen to the CD's, watch movies, plan the next trips, parties etc. I go alone often, like how I started out the ATDR, so I think a lot, have a chew, and look for chicks who want to flash!!!!!
holy cripes, someone find me a single beauty who likes older guys!

[SHAKEN Not Stirred]

You mean OLD OLD OLD OLD....Guy !!!!!!! :cool:

[Kilrtoy]

Well, when I HAD a wife, we talked about family, goals, family, music, family, etc. NOW, when its friends along, we BS about everything, listen to the CD's, watch movies, plan the next trips, parties etc. I go alone often, like how I started out the ATDR, so I think a lot, have a chew, and look for chicks who want to flash!!!!!
holy cripes, someone find me a single beauty who likes older guys!
yOU GOT CASH, I HAVE OR KNOW PLENTY OF GOLD DIGGERS.
But don't we all...

[MAINEVENT]

to pass the time on the way to the river???????
The wifey usually entertains me or handles some biz :D :idea:

[Some Kind Of Monster]

I usually entertain myself by seeing how fast I can go while staying on the road and watching for cops. :devil:

[Kilrtoy]

The wifey usually entertains me or handles some biz :D :idea:
Can we ride with you :) :) :)

[MAINEVENT]

Can we ride with you :) :) :)
Always welcome in my ride...clothing optional (for woman only :hammerhea ) :idea: :p

[Midlife Advantage]

yOU GOT CASH, I HAVE OR KNOW PLENTY OF GOLD DIGGERS.
But don't we all...
Bring em to the Halloween party!!!!!!!!!!

[Midlife Advantage]

I thought that was what everyone did. LOL
Or roadhead :p
Well Bre, we may not admit it, but Avatars like yours are the inspiration!!

[Midlife Advantage]

You mean OLD OLD OLD OLD....Guy !!!!!!! :cool:
At least not OLDOLDOLD ..Gay like you!

[PlyaPlya22]

The wifey usually entertains me or handles some biz :D :idea:
I need to ride with you guys.....Depends on if we have a crew or now crew....talk about who is gonna get it and how!! If not I just sleep