70/30 split? I don't think so!

[Phat Matt]

I want at least 35%! :hammerhea
I should send this dude a virus. :D
My Dear Uribe,
PLEASE REPLY HERE ( pjecob@mail2lawyer.com
)
I am Barrister Jecob Philip, a solicitor at law. I am the personal
attorney to Engr. Heroth Uribe, a national of your country who was a
consultant with the Nigerian Liquified natural gas company,Here in
after shall be referred to as my client. On the 16st of August 2002,
my client, his wife And their three children were involved in a car
accident along Sagbama express road.All occupants of the vehicle
unfortunately lost there lives. Since then I have made several
enquiries to his country's embassy to locate any of my clients
extended relatives,this has also proved unsuccessful. After these
several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his last name over
the Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted
you.
I have contacted you to assist in repartrating the money and property
left behind by my client before they get confisicated or declared
unserviceable by the bank where this huge deposits were
lodged.Particularly,the finance company where the deceased had an
account with $10,586,068.00 has issued me a notice to provide the
next of kin or have the account confisicated within the next ten
official working days.
Since I have been unsuccesfull in locating the relatives for over 2
years now I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of
the deceased since you have the same last name so that the proceeds
of this account valued at $10,586,068.00 can be paid to you and then
you and me can share the money.70% to me and 30% to you I have made
all necessary legal arrangements that can be used to back up any
claim we may make. all I require is your honest cooperation to enable
us see this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed
under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach
of the law.
Upon your acceptance to my proposal, send to me:
Your Full name and Address
Your Occupation and Age
Your Telephone and Fax numbers for easy communication if need be.
PLEASE REPLY ME THROUGH MY PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS: pjecob@mail2lawyer.com
Best Regards,
Barr Jecob Philip.

[PHX ATC]

He lives down the road from me...I'll go kick his ass for you. :D :hammer2:

[Keithb87]

I got almost the same e-mail last week... a relative of mine and his wife and 2 kids were killed in a tragic accident on August 16th of 2002..
Does this mean we are related, or htat your relatives hit mine and all were killed?
Funny that the both had alittle over 10 mil in the bank though..
Maybe we should get together and split the 20 + mil and knock this lawyer guy off.. :D

[Rexone]

I'd go for 60-40 or tell him to pound sand.

[Phat Matt]

yeah, I think I am getting screwed on this split. After all, it was MY relatives who died and since I just found out, I haven't had time to morn. :p Maybe I'll send this guy an email and yank his chain for a while. :boxingguy

[Brian Ray]

Yeah, yank his chain.... :)

[switchin'addiction]

Yeah, yank his chain.... :)
Definately!

[Phat Matt]

Now it's 15 million!
From the desk of Barrister James Frank
33/ Uba Avenue Agor Palace Way V/Island Lagos Nigeria.
Please reply via my alternate Email: prof_jamesfrank@yahoo.co.uk
Dear Uribe,
I am barrister James Frank. A solicitor at law. A personal attorney
to Late
ENGR. SAMUEL--- URIBE. A national of your country who use to work
with
Natural Liquified Gas Company in Nigeria. On the 10th of june 2000,
My client
and his wife including their only Son were involved in a car accident
along
Abba express road Port Harcourt City. All occupants of the vehicle
unfurtunately
lost their lives.
Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy here to
locate
any of my client extended relatives, this has proved unsuccesful.
After
several unsuccesful attempts, I decided to track his last name over
the
internet, basically to locate any member of his family hence I
contacted
you. I contacted you to assist in recovering the Fund valued at
{US$15.Million}
left behind by my client before it gets confiscated or declared
unserviceable
by the Bank where this huge amount were deposited.
The Bank has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have
the account
confiscated within the next four months of official working days.
Since
I have been unsuccesful in locating the relatives for over two years
now,
I seek the consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased
since
you bear similar surname that proves without doubt his relative, so
that
the proceeds of this account can be paid to you.
Therefore, on receipt of your positive respond, we shall then discuss
the
sharing ratio and modalities for the transfer. I have all necessary
information
and legal Documents needed to back you up for the claim. All I
required
from you is your honest and maximum co-operation to enable us see
that this
transaction went through. I guarantee that this will be executed
under legitimate
arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.
Finally, your telephone and fax numbers are urgently needed for easy
communication
toward the transfer of the Fund to your account.
Please reply via my alternate Email: prof_jamesfrank@yahoo.co.uk
Yours Faithfully,
Barrister James Frank.

[Phat Matt]

OK. It appears my whole family died. Good news is that they are ALL millionaires!!!
From The Desk Of:
Barrister Samuel OKon,
Okon & Associates,
22,allen avenue,Ikoyi,
Lagos,Nigeria.
E-mail: samuelokon@hotmail.com
Dear Uribe,
I am Barrister Samuel Okon,a solicitor at law. I am the personal
attorney
to Late Mr.Bill Uribe, a Foreigner who used to work with Shell Oil
Development
Company in Nigeria. Here in after shall be referred to as my client.
On May 4, 2002 my Client, his wife and their two children were
involved
in a fatal air disaster. My Client and his family together with other
persons
had boarded the ill-fated Executive Airlines Services (EAS Airlines)
which
took off from Aminu Kano International Airport and crash at Gwamaja
on the
outskirts of Kano City killing all passengers on board. Since then I
have
made several enquiries to his embassy to locate any of my clients
extended
relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful.
After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his
relatives
over the Internet, to locate any member of his family, hence I had to
contact
you. have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money left
behind
by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by
the
bank where this huge deposit were lodged.
Particularly, the Bank where the deceased had a deposit valued at
about
Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars (US$ 10.5M)
has
issued me a notice to provide the next-of-kin or have the account
confiscated
within 6 weeks.
Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over a
year
now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the
deceased
so that the proceeds of this account valued at US$10.5 Million can be
paid
to you and then you and I can share the money.
I would like you to contact me once you receive this mail indicating
your
interest in this to enable me give you more details of the modus
operandi
of getting this money paid to you by the Bank. I am willing to give
you
US$4 Million out of the entire sum for your assistance in getting
this fund
and I shall make arrangements on how to meet you at the appropriate
time
for the disbursement.
All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal
through.
I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement
that
will protect you from any breach of the law. Please get in touch with
me
immediately at samuelokon@hotmail.com
as I do not have much time in my disposal.
Thank you in advance for your anticipated co-operation.
N.B. COPY REPLY AND SEND TO MY PRIVATE MAIL BOX FOR SECURITY REASONS.
samuelokon@hotmail.com
Best Regards,
Barrister Samuel Okon.