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cdog
10-22-2004, 10:41 AM
She's here for the weekend with her 15th boyfriend in the four years i've known her. God damm she stinks like old lady purfume. The lady makes me F'in sick. Lucky my wife takes after her dad, Otherwise she would'nt be married to me. Who else has a F'ed mother in law.

Her454
10-22-2004, 10:44 AM
My EX Mother In Law is a self proclaimed WITCH. Seriously, she has a pentagram in her kitchen, black candles everywhere and ordered special Indoesian dirt for a f'ng seance in her backyard. Told my then 7 year old that she "put a spell on her mother".
Then to top it off, she smoked POT around my daughter and let her find her stash.
Needless to say she doesnt go around my kid and I told her when she was younger not to worry, that MOMS spells were much stronger than her wacky old grannies, and to tell her that.
Top that.

cdog
10-22-2004, 10:47 AM
My mother in law is an amazing person. She know absolutly everything about JACK SHIT! Drive's me up the F'in wall. :hammerhea :hammerhea :hammerhea

lucky
10-22-2004, 10:50 AM
mine talks and talks and talks - bla blab blalblbalblalblalbllljfladjsflajdslfkjadl;fhadsklj fhadskljfhakljdfhlakdsjf ;dhd;lkgjl;kasdjf;lakdsjnmgm, bn,.mfnblhgflka;dflkjl;kdsfmdlskfjas lajgl;kajsdlk;dsjf;lkajdsfkljghasdlkjvba;kldhjfg;l askjfasl;kdfjsa;dlkfjasdl;flkjb bb b aweanand never shuts up - no shit

BENZEEN
10-22-2004, 10:54 AM
Mine is like a friggen child. If she has 5 cents she will find a way to spend 10 and come to me for when she is upside down. No money management skills, to fat to find a husband, and too lazy to better herself.

switchin'addiction
10-22-2004, 10:54 AM
mine talks and talks and talks - bla blab blalblbalblalblalbllljfladjsflajdslfkjadl;fhadsklj fhadskljfhakljdfhlakdsjf ;dhd;lkgjl;kasdjf;lakdsjnmgm, bn,.mfnblhgflka;dflkjl;kdsfmdlskfjas lajgl;kajsdlk;dsjf;lkajdsfkljghasdlkjvba;kldhjfg;l askjfasl;kdfjsa;dlkfjasdl;flkjb bb b aweanand never shuts up - no shit
Hey Lucky I wonder if your MIL is my MIL's long lost twin??? Same freakin' shit.

Danhercules
10-22-2004, 10:55 AM
My EX Mother In Law is a self proclaimed WITCH. Seriously, she has a pentagram in her kitchen, black candles everywhere and ordered special Indoesian dirt for a f'ng seance in her backyard. Told my then 7 year old that she "put a spell on her mother".
Then to top it off, she smoked POT around my daughter and let her find her stash.
Needless to say she doesnt go around my kid and I told her when she was younger not to worry, that MOMS spells were much stronger than her wacky old grannies, and to tell her that.
Top that.
Looks like you are too. I am lookin at your avitar! LOL :p
Mine is too nice. She askes me if I want anything every 2 min.

Ntwotrance
10-22-2004, 10:55 AM
damn, and mine rocks...she shows up, cooks me meals when she's here (and that's and all day affair), gives me a back massage, does the laundry, does all the yard work, cleans the house, and tosses money to the kids...unfortunately she only shows up once every few years and only for a week...

switchin'addiction
10-22-2004, 10:58 AM
damn, and mine rocks...she shows up, cooks me meals when she's here (and that's and all day affair), gives me a back massage, does the laundry, does all the yard work, cleans the house, and tosses money to the kids...unfortunately she only shows up once every few years and only for a week...
Mother-in-law....back massages......hey whats going on here??? :D :D

Ntwotrance
10-22-2004, 10:59 AM
Mother-in-law....back massages......hey whats going on here??? :D :D
the only problem with that thought process is that she's lacking in the looks department... :D

Mrs. Restless22
10-22-2004, 10:59 AM
Mother-in-law....back massages......hey whats going on here??? :D :D
That did sound a little odd huh? :idea: :D

switchin'addiction
10-22-2004, 10:59 AM
the only problem with that thought process is that she's lacking in the looks department... :D
Even from the back? :D

Ntwotrance
10-22-2004, 11:00 AM
Even from the back? :D
lmao, anyway you look at it. she's a massage therapist, thus the massages

waterwitch
10-22-2004, 11:00 AM
I can handle my mother in law...she get a little
annoying .. But really I hate how my husband
acts with his mom around. All of a sudden, he
can't do anything. His mom does. :eat:

Her454
10-22-2004, 11:01 AM
Looks like you are too. I am lookin at your avitar! LOL :p
LMAO..............thats where the whole witch dealio comes in....my sister and I sat down several years ago and were messing around and wrote up a spell/poem for her..it was funny as hell. It just rolled from there...........well, that and the fact when I drink Tequila I have to be careful a house doesn't drop on me in the middle of munchkinland with some girl named dorothy wanting to steal my shoes...............

switchin'addiction
10-22-2004, 11:01 AM
lmao, anyway you look at it. she's a massage therapist, thus the massages
That's cool, I'm just messin' with ya anyway! Have a good weekend man!!

Ntwotrance
10-22-2004, 11:03 AM
That's cool, I'm just messin' with ya anyway! Have a good weekend man!!
I know you were bro, and you had me rolling. have a good weekend yourself..

RiverOtter
10-22-2004, 11:08 AM
she stinks like old lady purfume. .
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/3254Laughing_crying-thumb.gif
LMAO!!!

spectratoad
10-22-2004, 11:08 AM
Mine is ok sometimes. I don't really care for her only due to the fact that she treats my wife like crap. She doesn't really treat anyone on her own family that well yet if something tragic happens she will float in to save the day and expects to be treated like she is the queen that has been there all along.
She is a little out there too in terms of spirits and legends etc... When she does call the house her first word is HONEY (in my best fingernail on the chalkboard voice).
She is 70 though and seems to be pretty damn healthy. AAHHH Many more years of happiness. SHe throws a good party though, I will give her that.

Tom Brown
10-22-2004, 11:14 AM
My EX Mother In Law is a self proclaimed WITCH.
Is she hot? http://www.havasubarney.com/forums/html/emoticons/unsure.gif

Blown 472
10-22-2004, 11:18 AM
Is she hot? http://www.havasubarney.com/forums/html/emoticons/unsure.gif
Tom"if ever there was pussy he would seek"Brown.

Tom Brown
10-22-2004, 11:20 AM
Thanks Blown. I try to keep an open mind. :)

Keithb87
10-22-2004, 11:23 AM
My Ex- MIL is just like my EX.. WACKO .. My Fiancee's mom is cool... I swore that If I were to ever get married again I'd have to meet her mom and like her too.. ( It helps that her mom is only 6 years older than me ) :p

racecar.hotshoe
10-22-2004, 11:25 AM
My Ex- MIL is just like my EX.. WACKO .. My Fiancee's mom is cool... I swore that If I were to ever get married again I'd have to meet her mom and like her too.. ( It helps that her mom is only 6 years older than me ) :pMy MIL is 4yrs older then me............. :rollside:

MsDrmr
10-22-2004, 11:25 AM
mine talks and talks and talks - bla blab blalblbalblalblalbllljfladjsflajdslfkjadl;fhadsklj fhadskljfhakljdfhlakdsjf ;dhd;lkgjl;kasdjf;lakdsjnmgm, bn,.mfnblhgflka;dflkjl;kdsfmdlskfjas lajgl;kajsdlk;dsjf;lkajdsfkljghasdlkjvba;kldhjfg;l askjfasl;kdfjsa;dlkfjasdl;flkjb bb b aweanand never shuts up - no shit
OH MY GOSH,,,,,I ACUTALLY UNDERSTOOD ALL THAT :rollside: :D And I am not even a mother in law

RiverOtter
10-22-2004, 11:26 AM
Is she hot? http://www.havasubarney.com/forums/html/emoticons/unsure.gif
Got any pics?

Her454
10-22-2004, 11:34 AM
She actually was very pretty in her day but now she's a shriveled up, old pot smoking, vodka drinking, foul mouthed, depression consumed, witch practicing bitch.
Tom, I wouldnt let you near her with a 20 foot pole. Out of respect for you.
Oh and Topless of course........

Tom Brown
10-22-2004, 11:36 AM
... as long as she's still moist.

Speedin' Ian
10-22-2004, 11:36 AM
Don't have a MIL, but my girlfriend of 4yrs has a great family, mother included so I guess I am lucky.

racecar.hotshoe
10-22-2004, 11:38 AM
... as long as she's still moist.
WTF! Thats Nasty................... :D

cdog
10-22-2004, 11:38 AM
... as long as she's still moist.
DIRTY :yuk:
Good Lord, Look what I started :wink:

switchin'addiction
10-22-2004, 11:42 AM
... as long as she's still moist.
LMAO!

Keithb87
10-22-2004, 11:43 AM
My MIL is 4yrs older then me............. :rollside:
My future wife is 10 years younger though.. :)

racecar.hotshoe
10-22-2004, 11:47 AM
My future wife is 10 years younger though.. :)Its funny how things work out.Melissa,s B-Day is 6/8=17 My B-DAYis 2/15=17 and she is 17 yrs younger than me..........We have been hitched for 8 yrs......Life is good... :coffeycup :D

switchin'addiction
10-22-2004, 11:52 AM
My future wife is 10 years younger though.. :)
Atta boy Keith. :D

faster
10-22-2004, 11:52 AM
My mother in law is an amazing person. She know absolutly everything about JACK SHIT! Drive's me up the F'in wall. :hammerhea :hammerhea :hammerhea
Dude, I think our wifes are sisters!!!

Her454
10-22-2004, 11:55 AM
... as long as she's still moist.
LOL - Its a pretty hard thing to do, but being as its MY Ex Mother In Law we are talking about........you have just grossed me out.................TOTALLY.
Congrats Tom Brown, I didnt think it could be done. Now Im going to go hurl in the corner. :) :):):):)

Tom Brown
10-22-2004, 11:56 AM
Was it something I wrote?

Her454
10-22-2004, 11:57 AM
Was it something I wrote?
And the thought behind the words my dear...................... :yuk: :)

Keithb87
10-22-2004, 12:07 PM
Its funny how things work out.Melissa,s B-Day is 6/8=17 My B-DAYis 2/15=17 and she is 17 yrs younger than me..........We have been hitched for 8 yrs......Life is good... :coffeycup :D
I thought I was robbing the cradle. :sqeyes:

racecar.hotshoe
10-22-2004, 12:10 PM
I thought I was robbing the cradle. :sqeyes:
You can be second.................. :D

MsDrmr
10-22-2004, 12:14 PM
there are 13yrs between mr and I (he's older) and I love it

BarryMac
10-22-2004, 12:14 PM
... as long as she's still moist.
I just drew a crowd, laughed Diet Dr Pepper out my nose, that is some funny ass shit...
gjb

eliminatedsprinter
10-22-2004, 12:17 PM
My mother in law is a great person and a true saint. :D
P.S. My wife is on the boards.

switchin'addiction
10-22-2004, 12:21 PM
My mother in law is a great peron and a true saint. :D
P.S. My wife is on the boards.
Smart man there Sprinter. :D

racecar.hotshoe
10-22-2004, 12:22 PM
My mother in law is a great peron and a true saint. :D
P.S. My wife is on the boards.
Way to cover your a$$............... :D

Keithb87
10-22-2004, 12:22 PM
there are 13yrs between mr and I (he's older) and I love it
That makes me third.. :cry:

lucky
10-22-2004, 12:24 PM
Hey Lucky I wonder if your MIL is my MIL's long lost twin??? Same freakin' shit.
send me neeeeked pics of your wife and i will see if ther is any family resembles lmao

switchin'addiction
10-22-2004, 12:28 PM
send me neeeeked pics of your wife and i will see if ther is any family resembles lmao
Only if you promise not to show them to anyone else. :D

lucky
10-22-2004, 12:28 PM
Don't have a MIL, but my girlfriend of 4yrs has a great family, mother included so I guess I am lucky. your fricken ears would be numb - cause she nerver shuts up -- would you like to know what it was like growing up in the 40's - i do believe i have been educated to answer this indepth -lol :jawdrop:

lucky
10-22-2004, 12:30 PM
Only if you promise not to show them to anyone else. :D
lol I wass a dispatcher -- ohhhh yea i promise lmao :D

ratso
10-22-2004, 12:37 PM
I got along with all of my now ex mother in laws...especially the one I got to go "balls deep" in... :D

switchin'addiction
10-22-2004, 12:39 PM
lol I wass a dispatcher -- ohhhh yea i promise lmao :D
Okay can you help me out with this picture posting thing, I'm not sure how to do it. :D :D

racecar.hotshoe
10-22-2004, 12:44 PM
Okay can you help me out with this picture posting thing, I'm not sure how to do it. :D :Dsend them to me I will help......... :D

Her454
10-22-2004, 12:45 PM
I got along with all of my now ex mother in laws...especially the one I got to go "balls deep" in... :D
Thats TWICE you have made me spit all over my keyboard................Im gonna stay out of this thread! LMAO............. :D :D

Keithb87
10-22-2004, 12:47 PM
Okay can you help me out with this picture posting thing, I'm not sure how to do it. :D :D
Upload to ***boat Image Center...
Right Click on the pic and go to properties
Drag the cursor over the Http address and copy
Then in the post click in the mountain / picture thing and paste the address in the box. :D :coffeycup :D

racecar.hotshoe
10-22-2004, 12:48 PM
Upload to ***boat Image Center...
Right Click on the pic and go to properties
Drag the cursor over the Http address and copy
Then in the post click in the mountain / picture thing and paste the address in the box. :D :coffeycup :DWrong send them to me!....... :coffeycup :D

switchin'addiction
10-22-2004, 12:51 PM
Wrong send them to me!....... :coffeycup :D
Helpful bunch of fockers here aren't we? :D

Keithb87
10-22-2004, 12:55 PM
Wrong send them to me!....... :coffeycup :D
copy them to me then...

MsDrmr
10-22-2004, 12:56 PM
That makes me third.. :cry:
is it a competition??

Keithb87
10-22-2004, 12:58 PM
no.. I was just playin' around. :rolleyes:

MsDrmr
10-22-2004, 01:03 PM
no.. I was just playin' around. :rolleyes:
okay, didn't want to make you sad

Keithb87
10-22-2004, 01:04 PM
Thanks for your concern.. :)

MsDrmr
10-22-2004, 01:07 PM
Thanks for your concern.. :)
hey I'm all love.....

lucky
10-22-2004, 01:08 PM
should we post pics of our mil for ratso ??? lmao

switchin'addiction
10-22-2004, 01:10 PM
I got along with all of my now ex mother in laws...especially the one I got to go "balls deep" in... :D
You da man!

JetBoatRich
10-22-2004, 01:35 PM
sounds like a lot of us have crazy mother in-laws :hammer2: not sure where to start with mine :mad: :mad:

lucky
10-22-2004, 01:39 PM
sounds like a lot of us have crazy mother in-laws :hammer2: not sure where to start with mine :mad: :mad:
what is scary is nuts don't fall too far from the tree -----
:messedup:

lucky
10-22-2004, 01:42 PM
ok - here goes -
1st wife's mom - use to let us do the deed - when she was 16 -

lucky
10-22-2004, 01:44 PM
along with smoken da cronic - then would hit on MY buddies --- she's a hippy chick by the way .

ratso
10-22-2004, 01:52 PM
All my ex-wives thought that their mother-in-law was a bitch... :jawdrop: :eek:

Her454
10-22-2004, 01:54 PM
what is scary is nuts don't fall too far from the tree -----
:messedup:
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Kilrtoy
10-22-2004, 03:07 PM
I would like to bang my ex mother-in-law.
and my current one.
they both have big racks and still look good for 56

Wally_Gator
10-22-2004, 03:14 PM
I am probably 4th in line for the robin the cradle.. 9 and a hlaf years older..
Kinda weird that my father in law is only 10 years older than me.
I don't know about my Mother in law... Maybe we should just say ...
Older than dirt? Both my wife and I think she is a bitch.
Short, Fat, Scared, little woman...
And I am even holding back...

ROZ
10-22-2004, 03:18 PM
My mother-in-law can go from zero to biatch in less that a fraction of a second, but she has always been nice to me. Maybe because I always bring her favorite wine when we go over. Thank God for wine in a box :D

JetBoatRich
10-22-2004, 07:17 PM
what is scary is nuts don't fall too far from the tree -----
:messedup:
:cry: :cry: :cry:

MsDrmr
10-22-2004, 08:51 PM
I am probably 4th in line for the robin the cradle.. 9 and a hlaf years older..
Kinda weird that my father in law is only 10 years older than me.
I don't know about my Mother in law... Maybe we should just say ...
Older than dirt? Both my wife and I think she is a bitch.
Short, Fat, Scared, little woman...
And I am even holding back...
four years difference between the mr. and my mom, 10yrs between mr and my dad and as stated earlier 13yrs btwn me and mr.
love the gray hair, oh man, older men (though not ancient) really do it for me.

CEO
10-22-2004, 09:01 PM
She's here for the weekend with her 15th boyfriend in the four years i've known her. God damm she stinks like old lady purfume. The lady makes me F'in sick. Lucky my wife takes after her dad, Otherwise she would'nt be married to me. Who else has a F'ed mother in law.
Tell us how you really feel

topless
10-23-2004, 09:38 AM
This thread is cracking me up. My EX-mother in law is mostly just STUPID. I'm just glad I can call her my EX. Now my ex boyfriends mom was a doll and a half. I wish he treated her better.

v-drive
10-23-2004, 11:10 AM
Mine is a jewel and her daughter is a o k to. :D v-drive

FMluvswater
10-23-2004, 11:21 AM
When her son and I were still together my mother-in-law was constantly interfering and criticised me over every little thing. When her son and I split up it was amicable and I 'd still get together for holidays with them. Silly bitch thought she could still treat me like that bwahahahahahaha ... yeah not so much ... I walked out of Thanksgiving dinner and was quite prepared to never deal with her again ... after almost 6 months of no contact she sucked up to me and now she acts like we are friends ... we're not but I'm willing to be nice ... honestly I think she' s using me to try to make her son's new girlfriend uncomfortable ... does it ever burn her ass that we all get along! :D It's funny as hell! :D

Misogynist
10-23-2004, 12:26 PM
Ratso never fails to amaze me... doing his ex-mother in law.... gacckkk... gackkk.... :( Roflmao............... :p