oldbuck40
10-25-2004, 10:29 AM
This May Very Well Be The Best Thought Out Item We
Have Read Since 9/11/01
Leave It To Robin Williams To Come Up With The Perfect
Plan...what We Need Now Is For Our Un Ambassador
To Stand Up And Repeat This Message.
I See A Lot Of People Yelling For Peace But I Have Not
Heard Of A Plan For Peace. So,here's One Plan.
1. The Us Will Apologize To The World For Our
"interference" In Their Affairs,past And Present. You
Know,hitler,mussolini,tojo,noriega,milosovich And
The Rest Of Those Good Ol' Boys:we Will Never
"interfere" Again.
2.we Will Withdraw Our Troops From All Over The
World,starting With Germany,south Korea And The
Philippines. They Don't Want Us There. We Would
Station Troops At Our Borders. No One Sneaking
Though Holes In The Fence.
3.all Illegal Aliens Have 90 Days To Get Their Affairs
Together And Leave.we'll Give Them A Free Trip Home.
After 90 Days The Remainder Will Be Gathered Up And
Deported Immediately,regardless Of Who Or Where
They Are.france Would Welcome Them.
4.all Future Visitors Will Be Thoroughly Checked And
Limited To 90 Days Unless Given A Special Permit. No
One From A Terrorist Nation Would Be Allowed In. If You
Don't Like It There,change It Yourself And Don't Hide
Here.asylum Would Never Be Available To Anyone.we
Don't Need Any More Cab Drivers Or 7-11 Cashiers.
5.no "students" Over Age 21. The Older Ones Are The
Bombers.if They Don't Attend Classes,they Get A
"d" (for "deport") And It's Back Home Baby.
6.the Us Will Make A Strong Effort To Become Self-
Sufficient Energy Wise. This Will Include Developing
Non-polluting Sources Of Energy But Will Require A
Temporary Drilling Of Oil In The Alaskan Wilderness.
The Caribou Will Have To Cope For A While.
7.offer Saudi Arabia And Other Oil Producing
Countries $10 A Barrel For Their Oil.if They Don't Like It,
We Go Some Place Else.they Can Go Somewhere Else
To Sell Their Production.(about A Week Of The Wells
Filling Up The Storage Sites Would Be Enough.)
8. If There Is Famine Or Other Natural Catastrophe In
The World,we Will Not "interfere." They Can Pray To
Allah Or Whomever For Seeds,rain,cement Or
Whatever They Need. Besides,most Most Of What We Give
Them Is Stolen Or Given To The Army. The People Who
Need It Most Get Very Little,if Anything.
9.ship The Un Headquarters To An Isolated Island
Some Place.we Don't Need The Spies And Fair Weather
Friends Here. Besides,the Building Would Make A Good
Homeless Shelter Or Lockup For Illegal Aliens.
10. All Americans Must Go To Charm And Beauty
School. That Way No One Can Call Us "ugly Americans"
Any Longer. The Language We Speak Is
English.....learn It...or Leave....
Now, Ain't That A Winner Of A Plan.
The Statue Of Liberty Is No Longer Saying "give Me
Your Poor,your Tired,your Huddled Masses."
She's Got A Baseball Bat And She's Yelling,
"you Want A Piece Of Me?"
Have Read Since 9/11/01
Leave It To Robin Williams To Come Up With The Perfect
Plan...what We Need Now Is For Our Un Ambassador
To Stand Up And Repeat This Message.
I See A Lot Of People Yelling For Peace But I Have Not
Heard Of A Plan For Peace. So,here's One Plan.
1. The Us Will Apologize To The World For Our
"interference" In Their Affairs,past And Present. You
Know,hitler,mussolini,tojo,noriega,milosovich And
The Rest Of Those Good Ol' Boys:we Will Never
"interfere" Again.
2.we Will Withdraw Our Troops From All Over The
World,starting With Germany,south Korea And The
Philippines. They Don't Want Us There. We Would
Station Troops At Our Borders. No One Sneaking
Though Holes In The Fence.
3.all Illegal Aliens Have 90 Days To Get Their Affairs
Together And Leave.we'll Give Them A Free Trip Home.
After 90 Days The Remainder Will Be Gathered Up And
Deported Immediately,regardless Of Who Or Where
They Are.france Would Welcome Them.
4.all Future Visitors Will Be Thoroughly Checked And
Limited To 90 Days Unless Given A Special Permit. No
One From A Terrorist Nation Would Be Allowed In. If You
Don't Like It There,change It Yourself And Don't Hide
Here.asylum Would Never Be Available To Anyone.we
Don't Need Any More Cab Drivers Or 7-11 Cashiers.
5.no "students" Over Age 21. The Older Ones Are The
Bombers.if They Don't Attend Classes,they Get A
"d" (for "deport") And It's Back Home Baby.
6.the Us Will Make A Strong Effort To Become Self-
Sufficient Energy Wise. This Will Include Developing
Non-polluting Sources Of Energy But Will Require A
Temporary Drilling Of Oil In The Alaskan Wilderness.
The Caribou Will Have To Cope For A While.
7.offer Saudi Arabia And Other Oil Producing
Countries $10 A Barrel For Their Oil.if They Don't Like It,
We Go Some Place Else.they Can Go Somewhere Else
To Sell Their Production.(about A Week Of The Wells
Filling Up The Storage Sites Would Be Enough.)
8. If There Is Famine Or Other Natural Catastrophe In
The World,we Will Not "interfere." They Can Pray To
Allah Or Whomever For Seeds,rain,cement Or
Whatever They Need. Besides,most Most Of What We Give
Them Is Stolen Or Given To The Army. The People Who
Need It Most Get Very Little,if Anything.
9.ship The Un Headquarters To An Isolated Island
Some Place.we Don't Need The Spies And Fair Weather
Friends Here. Besides,the Building Would Make A Good
Homeless Shelter Or Lockup For Illegal Aliens.
10. All Americans Must Go To Charm And Beauty
School. That Way No One Can Call Us "ugly Americans"
Any Longer. The Language We Speak Is
English.....learn It...or Leave....
Now, Ain't That A Winner Of A Plan.
The Statue Of Liberty Is No Longer Saying "give Me
Your Poor,your Tired,your Huddled Masses."
She's Got A Baseball Bat And She's Yelling,
"you Want A Piece Of Me?"