Girls Night Out!

[Her454]

Girls Night Out:
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told
my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours
passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit
loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the stupid cuckoo
clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my
husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible
conflict with him The next morning my husband asked me what time I got !
in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew!
Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he
said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh
shit.",
cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times,
giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and
farted."

[FMluvswater]

Lmfao!! :D :D :D

[Keithb87]

Damn CooKoo clocks... Get you everytime.. :D

[Tow Guy]

Tell Him You Were Ringing The Cucu's Neck....
So It Didnt Wake Your Sleeping Angle......
He'll Be So Suprised To Hear You Talk That Nice..
He'll Forget All About it...

[HCS]

Never say you'll be home at a certain time. It'll get ya everytime.

[cc322]

LMAO..... even had to call the wife in to read it to her :D

[SHAKE-YO-AZZ]

Girls Night Out:
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told
my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours
passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit
loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the stupid cuckoo
clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my
husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible
conflict with him The next morning my husband asked me what time I got !
in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew!
Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he
said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh
shit.",
cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times,
giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and
farted."
cleared the throat huh WTF were you doing LMAO :jawdrop:

[IN2-IN2MX]

lol! GOOD ONE! :D

[waterwitch]

That made me laugh!
Did I read this right though?
Husband? When did this happen?
I need details. Pm...if that is better.
Congrats to you both Traci!!
Traci

[Infomaniac]

It should have farted 12 times. :cool:

[Mrs.Racer277]

That was a really good one. Thanks for sharing. :D :D

[NorCal Gameshow]

:D :D :D
i shouldn't read funny shiznit a 6 a.m. i'm gonna wake the rest of the house up :D :D :D

[welk2party]

That made me laugh out loud. :rollside:

[LVJAKAZ]

Thats funny!!!! :smile: Hubby sounds like a cool guy :cool:

[Her454]

OMG..................Im not married...............(well except to Jordy in my dreams)....and this was just a joke that I thought was hilarious! ;)
PLEASE no nasty rumors about Her454 being married............ :hammerhea :):):)

[hoolign]

I would stop feeding the coo koo saurkraut...he'll quit with the fartin! That poor little bastard was probbably trying to get that out of him all day :2purples: :hammerhea

[Jordy]

PLEASE no nasty rumors about Her454 being married............ :hammerhea :):):)
That's it I want a DIVORCE!!! I hear they're popular these days. :D

[Her454]

That's it I want a DIVORCE!!! I hear they're popular these days. :D
You didnt read it all......................and I didnt mean OUR marriage was a joke......:):)
OMG..................Im not married...............(well except to Jordy in my dreams)....and this was just a joke that I thought was hilarious! ;)
PLEASE no nasty rumors about Her454 being married............ :hammerhea :)
:):) Your still my favorite..........

[Jordy]

You didnt read it all......................and I didnt mean OUR marriage was a joke......:):)
:):) Your still my favorite..........
Oh, ok, if you say so... :cool:
Just remember, you were my favorite first. ;)

[Party Cat]

OMG..................Im not married...............(well except to Jordy in my dreams)....and this was just a joke that I thought was hilarious! ;)
PLEASE no nasty rumors about Her454 being married............ :hammerhea :):):)
OK...how about one where you're Pregnant... LMAO...

[Jordy]

OK...how about one where you're Pregnant... LMAO...
Didn't we do that a while back? She denied it, so then we decided that Brit must be... Remember the Sexy Grandma Traci bit? :D :D :D

[Her454]

so then we decided that Brit must be... Remember the Sexy Grandma Tracey bit? :D :D :D
Not funny :hammerhea I'll be there soon enough so dont rush it. :)

[OGShocker]

I just spit Pepsi all over my screen.
Thanks for the chuckle! :cool:
Girls Night Out:
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told
my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours
passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit
loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the stupid cuckoo
clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my
husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible
conflict with him The next morning my husband asked me what time I got !
in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew!
Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he
said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh
shit.",
cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times,
giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and
farted."

[Debbolas]

LMAO!!
Very Funny :clover: :D

[JetBoatRich]

LOL, very funny :wink: