Air Fares.....

[Her454]

Ok Im not real great at this so I need some assistance here...........Im trying to find the cheapest flight from Sacramento to Yuma on November 12th returning on Nov 14th................preferrably stopping in Ontario so I can get drunk with Topless at the airport and be as intoxicated as possible when that damn 14 passenger hits the runway in Yuma................. :confused: :confused:

[HCS]

I hate those jump jets. Scares the shit out of me. :2purples:

[topless]

Ok Im not real great at this so I need some assistance here...........Im trying to find the cheapest flight from Sacramento to Yuma on November 12th returning on Nov 14th................preferrably stopping in Ontario so I can get drunk with Topless at the airport and be as intoxicated as possible when that damn 14 passenger hits the runway in Yuma................. :confused: :confused:
YEH!!!! She said DRUNK! I'll start looking for ya. :D

[Her454]

YEH!!!! She said drunk! I'll start looking for ya. :D
Capitalize the word DRUNK please.....like Tom said..............jump jets. :cry:

[HCS]

Capitalize the word DRUNK please.....like Tom said..............jump jets. :cry:
I thought that might make you feel better. :D

[Her454]

ALison, Is Burbank/Ontario the same?

[topless]

ALison, Is Burbank/Ontario the same?
No, Buirbank is closer to LA. Ontario is 909 :D

[topless]

Did you notice I edited your favorite word? :D

[dale459us]

You don't have alot of choices with this type of flight...Many of the airlines don't travel to YUMA. BTW...direct no stops is all you will find unless you wish to pay a small fortune.
Roundtrip Fares: SACRAMENTO, CA to YUMA, AZ CLASS: Coach/LowestAvailable
Displayed are the lowest coach fares for the dates shown.
$351
My Preferred Times
Adjusting times below will determine the flight options displayed on the next page.
Depart: Sacramento, CA to Yuma, AZ: Fri Nov 12 Morning Midday Evening 12:00 AM 1:00 AM 2:00 AM 3:00 AM 4:00 AM 5:00 AM 6:00 AM 7:00 AM 8:00 AM 9:00 AM 10:00 AM 11:00 AM 12:00 PM 1:00 PM 2:00 PM 3:00 PM 4:00 PM 5:00 PM 6:00 PM 7:00 PM 8:00 PM 9:00 PM 10:00 PM 11:00 PM
Return: Yuma, AZ to Sacramento, CA: Sun Nov 14 Morning Midday Evening 12:00 AM 1:00 AM 2:00 AM 3:00 AM 4:00 AM 5:00 AM 6:00 AM 7:00 AM 8:00 AM 9:00 AM 10:00 AM 11:00 AM 12:00 PM 1:00 PM 2:00 PM 3:00 PM 4:00 PM 5:00 PM 6:00 PM 7:00 PM 8:00 PM 9:00 PM 10:00 PM 11:00 PM

[Her454]

I can fly through on Friday or SUnday............seriously....I can come through Sunday and get just as drunk for the flight back..............:) What ever is easiest!

[Dawn Patrol]

Ok Im not real great at this so I need some assistance here...........Im trying to find the cheapest flight from Sacramento to Yuma on November 12th returning on Nov 14th................preferrably stopping in Ontario so I can get drunk with Topless at the airport and be as intoxicated as possible when that damn 14 passenger hits the runway in Yuma................. :confused: :confused:
Southwest.com you can get the tickets between Sacramento & Ontario for $62.00 each way.
Drink Mass Quanities of Booze.

[Her454]

Im having a hard time locating something that goes THROUGH Ontario at a decent (drinking hour) that stays more than an hour and doesnt put me on 4 different planes! :confused:

[NashvilleBound]

Not to highjack the thread but I am looking for 4 RT vouchers to buy........

[topless]

Not to highjack the thread but I am looking for 4 RT vouchers to buy........
You can find those on recycler.com

[Her454]

Well Topless, I booked one going through LAX on the 12th....I have a layover for 3 hours........so if ya change your mind and ya wanna help me ease my landing fears..............I'll be in the LAX airport bar! :) :( :)
BTW....I wonder if they serve Watermelon Jello Shots? :wink:

[topless]

Well Topless, I booked one going through LAX on the 12th....I have a layover for 3 hours........so if ya change your mind and ya wanna help me ease my landing fears..............I'll be in the LAX airport bar! :) :( :)
BTW....I wonder if they serve Watermelon Jello Shots? :wink:
What time does your flight get in? Shit, I might just take the day off.

[Her454]

What time does your flight get in? Shit, I might just take the day off.
Arrives 8am Departs at 11:50...............:):):) It'll be Margaritaville early for me..........................

[Mandelon]

Just fly into San Diego, we can drink and drive all the way to Yuma.... :messedup: :D

[Her454]

Just fly into San Diego, we can drink and drive all the way to Yuma.... :messedup: :D
That "was" an option..................... :)

[RiverOtter]

Hotwire.com - Only problem is you don't know the time of your flight till you book it. But they do say "no red eyes"

[Mandelon]

That "was" an option..................... :)
Oh sure, NOW you tell me...... :notam:
Man,---->ready to gas up the truck, and fill the mini bar<-----delon :D

[Her454]

Oh sure, NOW you tell me...... :notam:
Man,---->ready to gas up the truck, and fill the mini bar<-----delon :D
WELL WHERE were you yesterday? :D

[topless]

WELL WHERE were you yesterday? :D
Excuse me here but didn't you JUST get married? :confused:

[Mandelon]

I was out stalking....er...uh....working.... :rolleyes:

[Mandelon]

Excuse me here but didn't you JUST get married? :confused:
Didn't stop her before....? :jawdrop:

[Her454]

Excuse me here but didn't you JUST get married? :confused:
Didn't stop her before....? :jawdrop:
Something about Shotguns scared him off.........we never really hitched up.......
And Mandy, are you insinuating I wouldnt be true?

[BoatPI]

ZThe only direct flight to Yuma from So Cal in on United Express from LAX. AmWest flys to yuma but out of Phoenix. Soooo the cheap way, or should I say least expensive is flying on United all the way Sac/LAX/Yuma, and return same route. Or try two seperate tickets Sac/Ont, then LAX/Yuma.

[topless]

ZThe only direct flight to Yuma from So Cal in on United Express from LAX. AmWest flys to yuma but out of Phoenix. Soooo the cheap way, or should I say least expensive is flying on United all the way Sac/LAX/Yuma, and return same route. Or try two seperate tickets Sac/Ont, then LAX/Yuma.
She HAS to go thru LAX so I can buy her all those damn drinks I owe her.

[Her454]

WEll I tried Ontario............................and I wont be there long enough to drink all the drinks you owe me................OH and you have to Bring MsBoatnam :):):):)

[topless]

WEll I tried Ontario............................and I wont be there long enough to drink all the drinks you owe me................OH and you have to Bring MsBoatnam :):):):)
Oh yea......... I'll call her tonight.

[topless]

Just talked to Tina and she's going to see if she can rearrainge her schedule so she can come meet ya. :D :D

[Her454]

THAT IS SO AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!! OH SHIT, I may never make it to Yuma! :wink:

[topless]

THAT IS SO AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!! OH SHIT, I may never make it to Yuma! :wink:
Gee, that would be too bad.......NOT :cool:

[Rexone]

ok I got one question. Why the hell do you want to spend good money going to Yuma... :confused:

[Dr. Eagle]

Just fly into San Diego, we can drink and drive all the way to Yuma.... :messedup: :D
That way between the two of you, you'd be guilty of a 1004........... :hammerhea

[Her454]

ok I got one question. Why the hell do you want to spend good money going to Yuma... :confused:
Well Mikeeeeee, Yuma and Mullet Mountain are all I know..........I was born in Nor Cal....moved to Yuma at 9....back to Nor Cal at 19.... then to Havasu for three years in 92 and back to the Mountain.......I try and get back to Yuma to visit at least twice a year and Im going to go to El Golfo to relax and try and figure out life.........wish me luck :)
That way between the two of you, you'd be guilty of a 1004........... :hammerhea
Just for the record, I may joke about it, but I DO NOT drink and drive....and I dont condone it either.....I've lost friends to drunk drivers. :frown:

[Jordy]

OH SHIT, I may never make it to Yuma*! :wink:
*footnote: Feel free to insert whatever city/event fits the description at the time. Phoenix, Havasu, Beaumont, where ever. :D :D :D

[Mandelon]

LOL :p

[Starloans]

Not to highjack the thread but I am looking for 4 RT vouchers to buy........
Where the hell you goin??????????????