Funniest Bathroom Graffiti

[Captain Dan]

What's the funniest thing that you have seen written on a public bathroom stall?
I once opened up a toilet paper roll holder and written inside, (for the janitor to see) was "Get a real job". Not very sympathetic to the janitor, but funny nonetheless.......
How about you?

[stoker]

Here I sit my cheeks a flexin...givin birth to another Texan.
Not mine, just one I have read. :messedup:

[Froggystyle]

I saw one that said "Your an asshole..." and one underneath it in different pen and handwriting that said "And YOU'RE illiterate!"

[topless]

I saw one that said "Your an asshole..." and one underneath it in different pen and handwriting that said "And YOU'RE illiterate!"
Now that one's good. :rollside:

[rrrr]

This only works if you are an old school baseball fan (a three part):
Jesus is the answer!!
What is the question?
What is the name of Manny and Moses Alou's brother?

[That Guy]

Just last week in a bathroom in of all places Beaumont...Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an a$$hole...... :D :D

[OutCole'd]

Here I sit, lonely hearted, Came to shit & only farted.

[Captain Dan]

Seen in the women's public restroom at Ski Beach in San Diego - "Wanted, strong legged females for bi-sex".
My wife saw it, BTW........

[mickeyfinn]

Those who write on outhouse walls roll their shit into little balls. Those who read these words words of wit eat those little balls of shit.
Read in several outhouses on the construction site.

[roostwear]

From a stall in Ensenada sometime around 1974:
"No matter how you dance and prance, the last drop still goes down your pants" :D

[DEEZ NUTTS]

Out house on job site- check out the one on the ceiling. There was a 1 on the ceiling

[ALTERED-EAGLE]

Seen on the freshly painted walls of a very nice restaurant, " THE PAINTERS WORK WAS ALL IN VAIN, THE SHIT HOUSE POET STRIKES AGAIN. " :notam:

[faster]

Why is there corn in my stool?
Different pen: Cause you ate corn for dinner dipshit!

[plaster dave]

ok I saw this one that was on the back of the door to the stall, if you would like to play toilet tennis look to your left, look right , look left, look right .ect. ect. I thoght it was funny. :)

[Mandelon]

Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hand. :rollside:
and
For a good time call Topless....909-555-1212 :220v: :220v:

[HCS]

The legend of screwy dick
He was born with a cork screw dick
He searched the word over for a cork screw prick
When he found the damn thing it had left hand threads. :hammerhea

[mickeyfinn]

Found on a construction job site:
Anyone can piss on the seat, I want to see you shit on the ceiling.

[Forkin' Crazy]

I saw this in a truck stop... no offense to the cops, but I thought it was funny:
Here I sit on the pooper,
Trying to have a baby state trooper.
All I could do is fart and pee,
So I think I'll call it the DOT.
:220v:

[jlnorthrup122]

I once drew a stick fatman (had a fat ass for a general) and encrypted next to him was "What We Have Here Is Failure To Deficate! It was funny @ the time!

[mickeyfinn]

Please do not throw butts in the toilet, it makes them soggy and hard to light.

[sandstorm]

Just read on the outside of a shi$$er today on residential job site in las vegas.
Amercian dream!
Send all $#$#@ ( african amercians ) back to africa carring 2 mexicans.
ask your republican party how.
Vote BUSH
Boy can you feel the love?

[Infomaniac]

Saw this one in the late 80's but is appropriate even today.
Camel Jocks Suck Camel Cocks
:notam: :notam: :notam: :notam:

[ahhell]

Chaffey High Scool 1975...If black is beautiful, i just shit a masterpiece (author unknown) :sqeyes:

[MudPumper]

I was in a bathroom in Yellowstone National Park and written on the wall was, "Old Faithful Blows." It was a riot at the time.

[shadow]

In a portable shitter i once saw this.
management requests please lower shit by hand
due to excessive backsplash. thank you.

[Mtg Pro]

In the lower left corner of the stall it said, " You are now Crapping at a 45 degree angle "

[shueman]

The attendant at Dodger Stadium would say:
"You guys with short bats move in close.."

[sanger rat]

SLUTS... God bless them!

[Big Boys Toy PE857]

On a condom machine:
"Don't buy this gum...it tastes like rubber."

[HCS]

Want a good time call Rana. 916-348-2929. :D

[SHOTKALLIN]

whats 12 inches and white?
NUTHIN

[SHOTKALLIN]

in the sgts restroom at the sheriff's station written on the ass gasket box it reads LT. hats

[checkster]

Jobsite portable shitter I read this on the wall: "Strange bathroom, The sink is too low and the soap smells funny." :confused: :D

[GlastronGuy]

"Flush twice. It's a long way to Beaumont."

[Misogynist]

Found around the gasket holder... " Polish dinner bibs "... around the wipe... " Polish dinner napkins "....

[HOOTER SLED-]

Hey bitch, more than two shakes and you're playin with it. :D

[shadow]

here i sit broken hearted,
came to shit but only farted.

[sandstorm]

here i sit broken hearted,
came to shit but only farted.
well in despair I took a chance
tryed to fart and shit my pants

[PowellScooter]

" Please do not throw toothpicks into urinal, crabs will pole vault"
" My knees are bent mt cheeks are flexin` I just gave birth to another Texan"

[Desert Rat]

Here I sit my buns ah aching just gave birth to another Jamacian

[Desert Rat]

Above the toilet seat covers
Ass Gaskets
Okie Dinner jackets
Portuguese Ponchos
Texes T shirts

[Her454's biggest Fan]

I remember a long time ago, my dad worked at a mill, he would write stupid little poems on the bathroom wall, and the bosses were getting pretty ticked cause they couldnt figure out who was doing it. One day they painted over all the poems, and my dad snuck through the window that night, and wrote......
"You can paint these walls to hide my pen..... but the shithouse bandit has struck again. :rollside:

[Forkin' Crazy]

" Please do not throw toothpicks into urinal, crabs will pole vault"
That reminded me of one:
"No need to stand on the seat, the crabs in here can jump 10 feet!"
:rollside:

[Quality Time]

On the wall of the MUB at MTU:
I f***ed her east, I f***ed her west, I f***ed at her very best
Now she's dead, but not forgotten, so I dug her up and f***ed her ROTTEN :sqeyes:

[Psycho Squid]

On a construction site crapper..... Here I sit where's the paper, Boss is callin I must not linger. Look out a s s h o l e here comes my finger! :D
Squid.