Thats bullshit!

[hoolign]

I don't know what it is ...but it's still bullshit! :eek:

[topless]

I don't know what it is ...but it's still bullshit! :eek:
I was thinking the same thing! :confused:

[hoolign]

I was thinking the same thing! :confused:
and god damnit anyway!
:D

[topless]

and god damnit anyway!
:D
Yea! damnit!

[hoolign]

Yea! damnit!
I'm so mad now...I'm gonna buy myself a van and live in it!!
:mad: :mad:

[topless]

I'm so mad now...I'm gonna buy myself a van and live in it!!
:mad: :mad:
Be sure to tell mommy the bad lady made you do it.

[hoolign]

Be sure to tell mommy the bad lady made you do it.
:p :D :D

[topless]

I'm evil I tell ya! :devil: :devil:

[hoolign]

I'm evil I tell ya! :devil: :devil:
Maybe so.. but bad girls are fun
:devil:

[topless]

Maybe so.. but bad girls are fun
:devil:
Especially if you live in a van.

[hoolign]

Especially if you live in a van.
I changed my mind...station wagon!..that's the ticket!
:crossx:

[topless]

Mommy will be proud!

[hoolign]

Mommy will be proud!
think I'll stick with the ol D-max..I aint a van guy..or station wagon for that matter...ohh mommy aint proud
:redface:

[topless]

think I'll stick with the ol D-max..I aint a van guy..or station wagon for that matter...ohh mommy aint proud
:redface:
Want me to pack you up a few clothes?

[hoolign]

Want me to pack you up a few clothes?
nah ...just bring your own.

[topless]

nah ...just bring your own.
Do I really need them?

[hoolign]

Do I really need them?
well the flight up could be a bit embarrasing :eek:

[JetBoatRich]

The whole thing is pissing me off :eek:

[hoolign]

The whole thing is pissing me off :eek:
told ya...it's bullshit!!
:mad:

[topless]

The whole thing is pissing me off :eek:
Should I kick you out too? :cry:

[JetBoatRich]

Should I kick you out too? :cry:
Others have tried :rolleyes:

[topless]

Others have tried :rolleyes:
Do you have a van?

[JetBoatRich]

Do you have a van?
sold it years ago, how about an RV :rolleyes:

[topless]

sold it years ago, how about an RV :rolleyes:
Rv would not be as much fun....too much like home.

[JetBoatRich]

Rv would not be as much fun....too much like home.
:hammerhea :hammerhea I thought you would think that :hammerhea

[topless]

:hammerhea :hammerhea I thought you would think that :hammerhea
The trailer is quite cozy.

[hoolign]

The trailer is quite cozy.
i can tell ya it aint cozy outside..it's bloody cold...and that's bullshit!
:eek:

[JetBoatRich]

I guess it is time for my commute to work :sqeyes: I will check in in about 5 hours when I get there :sqeyes:
Cold, yes it's cold here this morning :rolleyes:

[hoolign]

I guess it is time for my commute to work :sqeyes: I will check in in about 5 hours when I get there :sqeyes:
Cold, yes it's cold here this morning :rolleyes:
5 hours to drivr to work...sounds like my bullshit drive!
see...it's bullshit

[topless]

5 hours to drivr to work...sounds like my bullshit drive!
see...it's bullshitEspecially if you have a van.

[hoolign]

Especially if you have a van.
especially if the van does not run!
:p

[topless]

especially if the van does not run!
:p
and you live in it. :(

[hoolign]

and you live in it. :(
Just need an abusive girlfriend
:supp:

[topless]

Just need an abusive girlfriend
:supp:
Hey now!!!!!! Is that directed at me??????????????? :hammerhea

[hoolign]

Hey now!!!!!! Is that directed at me??????????????? :hammerhea
no mam
:jawdrop:

[topless]

no mam
:jawdrop:
Just checking. Now back to the van with you. :squiggle:

[hoolign]

Just checking. Now back to the van with you. :squiggle:
atta girl..after you..i'll show ya my impersonation of a goose
:D :jawdrop:

[topless]

atta girl..after you..i'll show ya my impersonation of a goose
:D :jawdrop:
I prefer giraffs

[hoolign]

I prefer giraffs
I think with a little encouragement we can arrange somthing like that for you
:D

[topless]

I think with a little encouragement we can arrange somthing like that for you
:D
What if he throws up?

[hoolign]

What if he throws up?
do your impersonation of a swallow
:idea: :eek: :eek:

[rrrr]

I'm so mad now...I'm gonna buy myself a van and live in it!!
:mad: :mad:
I think Stroker Ace is ready to sell the van his mommy bought him. Paneling and shag carpet...... Talk about livin' large!! :2purples: :hammerhea

[MsDrmr]

I guess it is time for my commute to work :sqeyes: I will check in in about 5 hours when I get there :sqeyes:
Cold, yes it's cold here this morning :rolleyes:
good land all mighty, hope you have some good music to get you through the commute, how do you do that on a daily bases....my hats off to ya..I think :2purples: :wink:

[hoolign]

I think Stroker Ace is ready to sell the van his mommy bought him. Paneling and shag carpet...... Talk about livin' large!! :2purples: :hammerhea
Nothins to good for topless...I'll go all out...I'll need the deluxe antenna package so I get all the pbs shows! and one of those 12v coffee pots..ya know for those chili mornings.

[topless]

Nothins to good for topless...I'll go all out...I'll need the deluxe antenna package so I get all the pbs shows! and one of those 12v coffee pots..ya know for those chili mornings.
Nothing like a home with 4 wheels. Makes me tingle all over! :D

[hoolign]

Nothing like a home with 4 wheels. Makes me tingle all over! :D
sorry ..I'll get the carpets cleaned as soon as I pay it off
:p

[topless]

sorry ..I'll get the carpets cleaned as soon as I pay it off
:p
:smile: I kinda like it dirty!

[hoolign]

:smile: I kinda like it dirty!
Yeah i know ..but the giraffe puked three times..and my sock stuck to it..enough is enough
:D

[topless]

Yeah i know ..but the giraffe puked three times..and my sock stuck to it..enough is enough
:D
Damn giraffe! You should beat him to death! :squiggle:

[hoolign]

Damn giraffe! You should beat him to death! :squiggle:
I did..I think it's a defense mechanism
:jawdrop:

[topless]

I did..I think it's a defense mechanism
:jawdrop:
Probablly. Kinda like those Horny toad lizards that shoot blood out of their eyes. :supp:

[hoolign]

Probablly. Kinda like those Horny toad lizards that shoot blood out of their eyes. :supp:
Yeah but much more fierce!..I

[topless]

Yeah but much more fierce!..I
Now thats scary!!!! :supp:

[hoolign]

Now thats scary!!!! :supp:
Let me tell ya..nothin worse than an irritated giraffe when you wake up!...oh great there he goes again.................. :devil:

[topless]

Let me tell ya..nothin worse than an irritated giraffe when you wake up!...oh great there he goes again.................. :devil:
Wow maybe if you pet him gently he won't be so irritated. It always calms my horse down. :rollside:

[hoolign]

Wow maybe if you pet him gently he won't be so irritated. It always calms my horse down. :rollside:
Maybe you should just handle the situation....ya know being good with animals and all :devil:

[topless]

Maybe you should just handle the situation....ya know being good with animals and all :devil:
I'll take the next flight. Giraffes can be hard to handle I hear. :eek:

[hoolign]

I'll take the next flight. Giraffes can be hard to handle I hear. :eek:
I'll see if I can handle things till then...wish me luck..I'm gonna try and drown him in the shower....how are you with AR?
:p

[topless]

I'll see if I can handle things till then...wish me luck..I'm gonna try and drown him in the shower....how are you with AR?
:p
What is AR?

[hoolign]

What is AR?
artificial resuscitation :p

[topless]

artificial resuscitation :p
One of my specialties :)

[hoolign]

One of my specialties :)
your flights booked..dress warm!
:D

[topless]

your flights booked..dress warm!
:D
Okay but don't kill that giraffe or my trip will be in vain. :squiggle:

[hoolign]

Okay but don't kill that giraffe or my trip will be in vain. :squiggle:
The shower melllowed him out for now..for how long I do not know....better take the express flight!....Oh shit there he goes again.......................................

[topless]

The shower melllowed him out for now..for how long I do not know....better take the express flight!....Oh shit there he goes again.......................................
What did you DO to him? :supp:

[hoolign]

What did you DO to him? :supp:
I think it's you...I'm not taking reponsibility fior this
:mad:

[topless]

I think it's you...I'm not taking reponsibility fior this
:mad:
You could be charged with animal cruelty ya know! :lightsabe

[hoolign]

You could be charged with animal cruelty ya know! :lightsabe
who's gonna believe I have a pet giraffe :jawdrop:

[topless]

who's gonna believe I have a pet giraffe :jawdrop:
I do and an easily excitable one at that. :shift:

[hoolign]

I do and an easily excitable one at that. :shift:
shhhhhhh.... I think he's asleep.....oh great!!!!!!!!!,,,,,,,,,
:eek:

[topless]

shhhhhhh.... I think he's asleep.....oh great!!!!!!!!!,,,,,,,,,
:eek:
WAKE UP GIRAFFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hoolign]

WAKE UP GIRAFFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
don't wake him yet ..he's gonna be up all night
:eek:

[topless]

don't wake him yet ..he's gonna be up all night
:eek:
Don't you hate it when that happens?

[hoolign]

Don't you hate it when that happens?
Not always..it's ok when he has a friend to play with...keeps him occupied
:D