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topless
11-16-2004, 12:16 AM
A young man today was beat into submission by what authorities say was an enraged giraffe. The details arent available at the moment, but our investigative reporter has confirmed that it appeared the man was the giraffes care taker, at some time during the day the man had fallen asleep on top of the giraffe causing it great discomfort, the giraffe at that point lost complete control and literally beat the living shit out of the man!
As ambulance crews transported the victim to Hospital while he slipped in and out of conciousness... it is said the man kept muttereing...Topless don't touch it like that...And it's not my van...authorities are investigating these comments with no leads as of yet.
Film at 11

hoolign
11-16-2004, 12:19 AM
jesus...what a way to go :cry: hope the bastards ok!

IN2-IN2MX
11-16-2004, 12:20 AM
Oh oh. I think it's my bedtime because I'm not getting this :confused:
Must be an inside joke :D

Outnumbered
11-16-2004, 12:22 AM
:confused: :idea: :confused:

Bad2DBone
11-16-2004, 12:26 AM
Oh oh. I think it's my bedtime because I'm not getting this :confused:
Must be an inside joke :D
Well that makes 2 of us.

topless
11-16-2004, 12:26 AM
Oh oh. I think it's my bedtime because I'm not getting this :confused:
Must be an inside joke :D
He probablly almost drowned in giraffe puke. :squiggle:

hoolign
11-16-2004, 12:30 AM
He probablly almost drowned in giraffe puke. :squiggle:
somthing had to rile the giraffe! I have never heard of them being prone to attacks! he or someone was probably teasing the damn thing! and that's just wrong!
:notam:

topless
11-16-2004, 12:33 AM
somthing had to rile the giraffe! I have never heard of them being prone to attacks! he or someone was probably teasing the damn thing! and that's just wrong!
:notam:
They might have been trying to calm him down and he got the wrong idea. :2purples: :2purples:

hoolign
11-16-2004, 12:35 AM
They might have been trying to calm him down and he got the wrong idea. :2purples: :2purples:
True...very very true, but oh the humanity.
:2purples:

Bad2DBone
11-16-2004, 12:37 AM
Ok, after a few more times or reading I think I have it. And yes I feel like a moron. :rolleyes:
Now I just want to see the film.

topless
11-16-2004, 12:38 AM
True...very very true, but oh the humanity.
:2purples:
See? Ya can't win for losing in this case. Note to self.....................don't keep wild animals as pets. You never know when they will turn on you. ;)

hoolign
11-16-2004, 12:39 AM
Ok, after a few more times or reading I think I have it. And yes I feel like a moron. :rolleyes:
Now I just want to see the film.
I wonder what the rating will be..ya know it's just wrong!
:jawdrop:

topless
11-16-2004, 12:41 AM
I wonder what the rating will be..ya know it's just wrong!
:jawdrop:
Are giraffes endangered? :sqeyes:

hoolign
11-16-2004, 12:44 AM
Are giraffes endangered? :sqeyes:
I'm not sure, I'm not sure if they can survive in small places for very long, an animal that large has surely the need to move around...ya know stretch out?
I wonder what the guy was thinkin!

topless
11-16-2004, 12:49 AM
I'm not sure, I'm not sure if they can survive in small places for very long, an animal that large has surely the need to move around...ya know stretch out?
I wonder what the guy was thinkin!
He might have been trying to smuggle him out of the country in his pants. :confused:

Bad2DBone
11-16-2004, 12:49 AM
He was probably thinking about reaching the top of those big peaks.

topless
11-16-2004, 12:51 AM
He was probably thinking about reaching the top of those big peaks. Ya mean he was a mountain climbing giraffe????? ;)

hoolign
11-16-2004, 12:55 AM
He was probably thinking about reaching the top of those big peaks.
Thats quite possible!...I have heard giraffes are very apt mountaineers
!

topless
11-16-2004, 12:57 AM
Thats quite possible!...I have heard giraffes are very apt mountaineers
!
They have long necks too and some are prone to violent episodes of nausia. :supp: :supp:

hoolign
11-16-2004, 12:59 AM
They have long necks too and some are prone to violent episodes of nausia. :supp: :supp:
only when provoked I read somewhere.

topless
11-16-2004, 01:07 AM
only when provoked I read somewhere. Oh you mean by showering him and then posting? That would piss any giraffe off.

hoolign
11-16-2004, 01:25 AM
Oh you mean by showering him and then posting? That would piss any giraffe off.
it's enough to make them sick I tell ya!

topless
11-16-2004, 01:27 AM
it's enough to make them sick I tell ya!
Does he seem to have a runny nose? It might just be the weather. :squiggle: :cool:

hoolign
11-16-2004, 01:35 AM
Does he seem to have a runny nose? It might just be the weather. :squiggle: :cool:
Yeah..and he's sneezing alot
:2purples: might be comming down with somthing!

topless
11-16-2004, 01:38 AM
Yeah..and he's sneezing alot
:2purples: might be comming down with somthing!
Giraffe snot blows. :lightsabe :mix: :mix:

JetBoatRich
11-16-2004, 05:20 AM
I hope the Giraffe did not get hurt in this incident :cool:

topless
11-16-2004, 07:36 AM
I hope the Giraffe did not get hurt in this incident :cool:
He needed cpr. Hooligan gave it to him after I taught him how. :coffeycup

wildbillg
11-16-2004, 09:13 AM
Hooligan gave it to him after I taught him how. :coffeycup
How do you teach a Hooligan>????

topless
11-16-2004, 11:30 AM
How do you teach a Hooligan>????
It is a secret giraffe method. I talked him through on the phone. He was very grateful since he loves his giraffe so much. :eek: