Fat

[Cheap Thrills]

Fat Face , Fat Nose ,
Fat butt stretchin skinny clothes.
Fat Fingers, Fat Toes,
Fat Belly Can't find my hose.
excersize , do or dies
make my breakfast Super size.
should GPS , my little boat
But with my fat ass , it wont float.
So here I sit on food I glote.
posting shyt on ***boat.
it's time for work I must be runnin .
I think I have time for an egg Mc Muffin.
so I'll close this mornings poem.
damn I'm hungry I must get goin.
C.T. :wink:

[Cheap Thrills]

I had to wait a minuite or two.
the coffes not done it had to brew.
they made my order with loving care
while the chick at the counter just twirrled her hair.
take my money I shouted with glee.
forget the coffee just give me tea.
got in late to the bosses suprise.
but he aint mad I gave em my fries.
C.T. :wink:

[Cheap Thrills]

Hunger pains hitting again
but still theres egg hanging from my chin.
I'm wondering what I'll have for lunch.
a box fig newtons and a nestlies crunch ?
I'll waddle down to the parking lot.
to the roach coatch to see what he's got.
pizza pies and hogies too.
pepsi , coke and mountain dew.
no fig newtons or nestlies crunch
got me a hogie for my lunch.
waddled back to the office space
boss man says I'm a basket case.
I ate my samich and drank my coke.
while I wrote this little note.
I loosend my belt and let out a sigh
wow all these views not one reply.
all this talent is going to waste
Burrrp that was breakfast , not a good taste.....
C.T. :wink:

[Cheap Thrills]

I made it home, safe and sound.
I looked in the fridge guess what I found.
NOTHIN.
So ............ Whats for dinner? :p
C.T. :wink:

[SmokinLowriderSS]

Dammmm I can't afford to invite ya over for dinner ..... Ya want the Pizza hut phone ## tho? :D :D

[Mrs. 4-B]

If you keep eating like that you're gonna have to buy a bigger boat!!! :rolleyes: :D :rolleyes:

[Cheap Thrills]

With all the overweight threads poping up I thought like it
seemed to be a good time for a bump :p
Maybe I'll think of a few more lines hmmm what have I had to eat today.
C.T. :wink:

[91nordic29]

that is funny CT. your timing is beautiful!

[ratso]

lol...
Fat And Skinny Went To Bed
Fat Rolled Over
Skinny Was Dead :rolleyes:

[Cheap Thrills]

Weather or not youre fat or small
short and stubby or thin and tall.
We all have our faults this much is true
Don't dwell on them, dont sing the blues.
It's not about your partners size.
It's about the love, they see in your eyes.
Cherish the time you have together
Life is short it's not forever. ♥
OK not my best effort but it's all I can come up with on an empty tummy.
C.T. :wink:

[FMluvswater]

Cherish the time you have together
Life is short it's not forever. ♥
C.T. :wink:
Truer words .... :smile:

[Cheap Thrills]

Back to the top now , here we go
Like a floaty turd in the toilet bowl.
Watch it swirl back down to the bottom,
and pop back up like Potatoes au gratin.
one flush two flush three flush four.
fish it out and drop it on the floor.
across the tile it squeeks and slides.
behind the plunger the fooker hides.
grab it with a paper towel
wrap it up, hell it'll flush now.
Hell if I can't entertain the masses I'll just entertain myself.
C.T. :wink:

[Cheap Thrills]

Truer words .... :smile:
I should have thanked you for the comment when you posted it but I waited till it hit page two just so I could bump it again. :p
C.T. :wink:

[Cheap Thrills]

Drunk bump. :D

[WishIknew]

Drunk bump. :D
At least you moved on from the food to liquid calories:D :D :D :D

[Cheap Thrills]

At least you moved on from the food to liquid calories:D :D :D :D
:D Now that I read it again I'm hungry. Think I'll order a pizza.
I'm Too drunk to drive. * Sighs.
C.T. :wink:

[DaveA]

:D Now that I read it again I'm hungry. Think I'll order a pizza.
I'm Too drunk to drive. * Sighs.
C.T. :wink:
You'd fit right in on 75 meter phone tonite in your condition...Fire up the amp!
Dah-di-dah dit, dah dah di-dah!
:D